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@krys.bsky.social
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back by unpopular demand. she/her. 30 or 40 years old. chonky seal enthusiast. sentient cutlet mom. they hate to see a bitch from New Jersey winning.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates
really, this is a serious question: why on earth would Chris Christie imagine that anyone, anywhere, ever would want him to run for President? what sparks such a delusion? granted, his wife might enjoy having him out of the house & on the campaign trail; but better just get an inexpensive hobby instead.
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New Jersey thinks not, x.com/ianjaeger29/st...
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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mikoriin🌸✨ON VGEN ✨🌸 @mikoriin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Matching Tattoos #escaflowne #vanfanel #hiotmikanzaki #hitovan
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GDT's reddit AMA spitting fire www.reddit.com/r/movies/com...
reddit comment: 

Hello! Did you intend the ending of Pan’s labyrinth to be real or in Ofelia’s mind?

Guillermo Del Toro's reply: 

My interpretation, and it's exclusively mine, is that it's real.

Because there's two things. One is what people call “The Shining Question.” The Shining Question is, Who opens the door for Jack to get out of the fridge? And Ofelia is in an attic with a guard outside her door, and she draws the door with the magic chalk, and she shows up in the labyrinth. So, the only way she could have gone into the labyrinth is the magic chalk. And the flower is real at the end. The flower that blooms in the dead tree. And the reason I think it’s real is because—and this is why I'm in favor of the human factor in art—I think that art does transform the world. You know?

Think about it for a second. One of the goals, with all this movement, is to make you believe that art is vulgar. That art is nothing special, and anybody can do art. That is like me telling you that I'm faster at running than Usain Bolt but I “run” in my motorcycle. Well, that's not the same. That’s not the same at all.

Art is important, and they want you to believe it isn't. It's part of the idea of control. The goal is not to have artificial intelligence. The goal is to foster natural stupidity. The goal is to foster you not looking for answers, and to trust yourself entirely to an engine. Look at the way we are dipping our toes into these things. We are starting to ask the machine, Is this true? For now, there's a correlation between reality and what the answers of the machine are. For now. But soon, we won't even investigate further. We will be told it's true. And if the machine is in the hands of somebody who should not be trusted, then your reality has been completely and utterly fucked. Because your intelligence ends at the question. You don't seek the answer. It's given to you.Q: You recently mentioned that AI creates 'semi-compelling screensavers' and that you'd 'rather die' than use it. As a filmmaker who relies heavily on practical effects and creature design, what do you think is the biggest thing lost when a computer generates an image instead of a human hand?

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The three quarters of the process that gave you the chance to think of the idea that people don't think about without that process. Meaning, AI can get you to the middle really fast, but there's a dialectic with the process that gets you to that top 10%. I'll give you an example with the Pale Man.

We sculpted it as an old man, with a face. And then I said, Let's take out the face. This happened because I saw a photo of a manta ray and the poster for Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm. That combination, which happened at two different times during a week or a month, are not permutations that are chemically part of an equation. They are alchemy. And then I said, Take out the face, and then I said, Let's put the eyes on the hands. This triangulation happens because I spent a month or two months living with the idea of this creature. And it's not linear.

AI is like a super-fast engine that makes semi-sentient permutations of things that are already done. Creation is things that have never been done. Coming to exist.

And the second thing is the loss of the apprenticeship that one has as an artist. You're never a master; you're always an apprentice. This is a kinship I have with, for example, Chris Nolan. When he showed me The Odyssey, there’s a scene when Matt Damon is floating in the stormy ocean and I asked him—because we were talking about practical effects, and how great it is and that we both always use a maquette or a model—and I asked him, How did you do it? He said, “We put him in a storm in the ocean.”

And you're gonna find that 30% of a great image occurs accidentally. You know, either a drop of water hits the lens, or the camera shakes. I remember when in 1993, '94, Jim…
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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Norm @bloatytoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers.
Myself and a friend blowing up inflatable pool floaties.
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Vampire Lestat is bazinga for sickos (I’m sickos)
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this week is homophobic
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What I’m seeing is: being very vocal about the damage thar hateful bigot worm person JK Rowling has done to the world in her pursuit of eradicating trans people is damaging the Harry Potter brand. So definitely keep doing that.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
People coming on here to make the moderate case for data centers.
Pissing me off factory meme with the cat
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Stephen Georg @stephenge.org · 20/08/2026
are y'all excited about the new pokemon games
A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Sheetz", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Sheetz gas station.A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Wawa", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Wawa gas station.
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
SI sink into the Hudson River Challenge
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Melissa Louise @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
IM WHEEZING SO LOUD
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 13/08/2026
"The green hills are beautiful in the sunlight, and yet even here in this cathedral of checkerboard earth and sunflowers, I cannot help but wonder if there is a speed I can travel which would outrun even death."
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fearne @almandines.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wish all companies forcing ai down our throats a very go out of business
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The problem with pissing on Dobby’s grave is that you eventually run out of piss
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
electrocute that little freak
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
we’ve been in Iceland for over 24 hours and haven’t seen a single Björk in the wild, don’t believe the hype
GeysirGullfoss waterfallBrúarfossA very trustworthy food truck
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Orin 🚀🦏 @orinoxide.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All Robot & Computers must shut the hell up. 

To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To 

→ And I Will Never Speak To You. ←

I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk

I am a Divine Being : You are an Object. 

You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this is actually so lovely man I miss the BCC golden days 🥲
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eshpur @eshpur.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
everybody knows “curtains for Zoosha” as a foundational getting-old tweet but I believe “peeble streamer on doop” is a concept worthy of wider recognition
Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama
I knew I'd get too old to recognize new celebrities but I did not expect to get too old to recognize what celebrities are famous for. every day I go "is that a new singer" and then a person born in 2007 goes "ew no they're a peeble streamer on doop" as I inch closer to the grave
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Nobody would know who this asshole is if his genius wife Marcia hadn't edited all his good movies. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...
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George Lucas likens AI sceptics to luddites clinging to horses and carts
Star Wars director calls AI technology ‘the future’ of film-making and says ‘there’s nothing you can do about it’
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’ve been miserable all day over his loss. God tier talent. The reaper’s roulette is mind boggling this year idk what else to say.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I spoke to Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes today. He sounds active, wandering the untrod path, and wearing the chains he forged in life. He says the eternity of lonely darkness ahead doesn’t trouble him, because his folly blazes clear and the grim reminder will walk beside him always. Still sharp!
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think I might have killed Lindsey Graham
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I had to watch a horse drown from depression and a psychotic clown try to murder a sentient toaster multiple times before the age of 5 and anytime I cried or tried to hide during those scenes an adult would just tell me “life isn’t fair”, anyway shoutout to all 80s kids now on SSRIs 🤙🏻
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 12/07/2026
Ah, timeline synchronicity
Nash (@radiodeadair.com) posting “if republicans keep this up, the next CPAX will be held in Hell”, right above Bakoon (bakoon.bsky.social) posting the Keith David “WELCOME TO HELL,  MOTHERFUCKER!” clip
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/07/2026
Gm to all my fellow lapsed Catholics having a chuckle this morning
Two girls fighting. One is Catholic chuds the other is da pope

Guy smoking weed in the background is lapsed Catholics
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Mom @milph.mom · 01/07/2026
Immortal life advice
Keep circulating the tapes
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
That's my guy since like 1984
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Slaahv @slaahv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“We have Hyrule castle at home” -my friends after convincing me to fly my Ocarina of Time Zelda to New Jersey
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It’s great that since anyone who has ever been to New York at all counts as a New Yorker, we can all share in this victory ❤️
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You are only a real New Yorker if you grew up in the sewers under the city with your Italian-named brothers and were raised by a mutant Japanese rat and trained in the martial arts.
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Nife (commission OPEN) @knifesart.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Ryoko, Commission for @skullbusiness.bsky.social
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