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@krys.bsky.social
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back by unpopular demand. she/her. 30 or 40 years old. chonky seal enthusiast. sentient cutlet mom. they hate to see a bitch from New Jersey winning.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude the drive from our house to the Faire is so great, so many buggies and little farm stands and every time we stop at Wawa there’s always an Amish guy outside with a horse. we’re going 10/24 this year but if that’s too soon let’s make it happen in 2027!!!
pic of animated Gandalf blowing smoke rings w text “out here in Amish smoking big doinks in Amish”
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch
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really, this is a serious question: why on earth would Chris Christie imagine that anyone, anywhere, ever would want him to run for President? what sparks such a delusion? granted, his wife might enjoy having him out of the house & on the campaign trail; but better just get an inexpensive hobby instead.
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New Jersey thinks not, x.com/ianjaeger29/st...
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Megolas you always have an open invite to our place for the Faire! We do the PA one in Amish country and it’s so cozy I love it so much.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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mikoriin🌸✨ON VGEN ✨🌸 @mikoriin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Matching Tattoos #escaflowne #vanfanel #hiotmikanzaki #hitovan
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had to consciously Not Click on that new drop link when it went live today 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GDT's reddit AMA spitting fire www.reddit.com/r/movies/com...
reddit comment: 

Hello! Did you intend the ending of Pan’s labyrinth to be real or in Ofelia’s mind?

Guillermo Del Toro's reply: 

My interpretation, and it's exclusively mine, is that it's real.

Because there's two things. One is what people call “The Shining Question.” The Shining Question is, Who opens the door for Jack to get out of the fridge? And Ofelia is in an attic with a guard outside her door, and she draws the door with the magic chalk, and she shows up in the labyrinth. So, the only way she could have gone into the labyrinth is the magic chalk. And the flower is real at the end. The flower that blooms in the dead tree. And the reason I think it’s real is because—and this is why I'm in favor of the human factor in art—I think that art does transform the world. You know?

Think about it for a second. One of the goals, with all this movement, is to make you believe that art is vulgar. That art is nothing special, and anybody can do art. That is like me telling you that I'm faster at running than Usain Bolt but I “run” in my motorcycle. Well, that's not the same. That’s not the same at all.

Art is important, and they want you to believe it isn't. It's part of the idea of control. The goal is not to have artificial intelligence. The goal is to foster natural stupidity. The goal is to foster you not looking for answers, and to trust yourself entirely to an engine. Look at the way we are dipping our toes into these things. We are starting to ask the machine, Is this true? For now, there's a correlation between reality and what the answers of the machine are. For now. But soon, we won't even investigate further. We will be told it's true. And if the machine is in the hands of somebody who should not be trusted, then your reality has been completely and utterly fucked. Because your intelligence ends at the question. You don't seek the answer. It's given to you.Q: You recently mentioned that AI creates 'semi-compelling screensavers' and that you'd 'rather die' than use it. As a filmmaker who relies heavily on practical effects and creature design, what do you think is the biggest thing lost when a computer generates an image instead of a human hand?

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The three quarters of the process that gave you the chance to think of the idea that people don't think about without that process. Meaning, AI can get you to the middle really fast, but there's a dialectic with the process that gets you to that top 10%. I'll give you an example with the Pale Man.

We sculpted it as an old man, with a face. And then I said, Let's take out the face. This happened because I saw a photo of a manta ray and the poster for Don Coscarelli’s Phantasm. That combination, which happened at two different times during a week or a month, are not permutations that are chemically part of an equation. They are alchemy. And then I said, Take out the face, and then I said, Let's put the eyes on the hands. This triangulation happens because I spent a month or two months living with the idea of this creature. And it's not linear.

AI is like a super-fast engine that makes semi-sentient permutations of things that are already done. Creation is things that have never been done. Coming to exist.

And the second thing is the loss of the apprenticeship that one has as an artist. You're never a master; you're always an apprentice. This is a kinship I have with, for example, Chris Nolan. When he showed me The Odyssey, there’s a scene when Matt Damon is floating in the stormy ocean and I asked him—because we were talking about practical effects, and how great it is and that we both always use a maquette or a model—and I asked him, How did you do it? He said, “We put him in a storm in the ocean.”

And you're gonna find that 30% of a great image occurs accidentally. You know, either a drop of water hits the lens, or the camera shakes. I remember when in 1993, '94, Jim…
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hahahahahaha I’m so cooked
lord forgive me but it’s time to go back to tha old me
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@porkbuns.bsky.social and I once went to a wedding that was just alcohol and no food and we were dying bc we had work the next morning and had to find an open Panera in Baltimore just so I could be sober enough to drive us all home.
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Years of watching Parts the Clonus Horror has this joke seared into my brain, take my damn like.
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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Ab-Norm-al @bloatytoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers.
Myself and a friend blowing up inflatable pool floaties.
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I was told to post this immediately after saying it out loud so there you go I hope you’re all happy
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Vampire Lestat is bazinga for sickos (I’m sickos)
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I rewatched Ferngully zooted out of my gourd a couple years ago and just kept rambling to Greg about how it’s the most important movie ever made because it’s not only environmentally impactful but also big gay skeleton
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious that's the most important thing pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this week is homophobic
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry taught me it was okay to be impossibly evil and gay
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What I’m seeing is: being very vocal about the damage thar hateful bigot worm person JK Rowling has done to the world in her pursuit of eradicating trans people is damaging the Harry Potter brand. So definitely keep doing that.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
People coming on here to make the moderate case for data centers.
Pissing me off factory meme with the cat
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
and yet I bet you a thousand dollars this guy will still say that Central Jersey does not exist
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Stephen Georg @stephenge.org · 20/08/2026
are y'all excited about the new pokemon games
A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Sheetz", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Sheetz gas station.A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Wawa", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Wawa gas station.
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
and the urea and creatinine in piss helps feed mold so it’s really in all our best interests to head over to joanne’s house and let the streams rip
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“but you have family there” make em swim
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
SI sink into the Hudson River Challenge
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
oops meant to post more Iceland but was too locked into enjoying Iceland
one child and two adults in front of Skógafoss waterfallphoto from behind Kvernufoss waterfallphoto of Seljalandsfoss waterfalltrail leading to Kvernufoss waterfall
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Moth-lissa Louise 💀🎃🦇 @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
hell yea baybee
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
IM WHEEZING SO LOUD
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 13/08/2026
"The green hills are beautiful in the sunlight, and yet even here in this cathedral of checkerboard earth and sunflowers, I cannot help but wonder if there is a speed I can travel which would outrun even death."
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fearne @ gateway soon 👀 @almandines.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wish all companies forcing ai down our throats a very go out of business
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The problem with pissing on Dobby’s grave is that you eventually run out of piss
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
electrocute that little freak
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
we’ve been in Iceland for over 24 hours and haven’t seen a single Björk in the wild, don’t believe the hype
GeysirGullfoss waterfallBrúarfossA very trustworthy food truck
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Orin 🚀🦏 @orinoxide.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All Robot & Computers must shut the hell up. 

To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To 

→ And I Will Never Speak To You. ←

I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk

I am a Divine Being : You are an Object. 

You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Candles!! I’m assuming for Lughnasadh?
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
slop brain is terminal I’m afraid
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I need to stitch together the reel of clips I took at the DE State Fair bc it was Every. Other. Booth.
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this is actually so lovely man I miss the BCC golden days 🥲
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cool! I’m in a white floral shirt and green skirt. 👍🏻
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𝓚. @krys.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My last show of tour and I’m deep in my feelings today! Hope to run into y’all 💚
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