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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i was on the fence a couple weeks ago but while this will be a sad show didn’t want to miss this
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of PAC's last official acts as a WWE employee was ruthlessly roasting his then-latest t-shirt, an absolutely lazy effort in graphic design. Days later, he quits WWE. In retrospect, insisting he deserved better is the perfect summation of PAC's time in that company.
BASTARDPAC tweet: "This ATROCITY is not on the NEVILLE LEVEL.

THE KING deserves better. [at] WWEshop
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker
geoffrey pac
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just saw exit 8
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
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Wrong Way HulkaMatt (0 days since last going the wrong way) @hulkamatt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
fuck man
JOE GAGNE: Going to bed.  Moose threatened to beat Rovert up today, so that happened...

ROVERT: Not a woman on a set of stairs so I might be fine.
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ended up at the game last minute seats are great
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Alan4L @alan4l.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
For some reason Ryohei Oiwa's new theme song and entrance video feels the need to let us know that he is not, in fact, a shit guy anymore.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
reddit government
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
100% serious answer: RoboCop
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
coin really should've dropped after that line
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
this one's good but i wish the ad where stan hansen played a college dean challenging the guy who sang the wrestle kingdom 7 theme to a card game duel wasn't lost to the ether www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj9b...
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キング オブ プロレスリング スタン・ハンセン スペシャルメッセージ
YouTube video by 新日本プロレスリング株式会社
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I guess in my mind I theoretically knew that the guy from the small domino meme probably toppled the dominoes at some point but I'm still a little shocked to see the GIF of it actually happening
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I can’t believe a billionaire can’t get the rights to a Talking Heads song so he was like “I have an idea, what if it sounded like a mix between the sons of anarchy theme and a truck commercial”
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Reganelite 💙 @reganelite.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
MJF denounces the actions of Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu. (The MMA Hour) #AEW #Israel
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
beautiful day amazing seats shame about the actual product on the field
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
guess ospreay is going to be mox's young lion now based on the shota umino angle 7 years ago
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
jack evans, matt sydal, ar fox, the rascalz…. it’s amusing how Babyface Weed Jobber is an enduring aew archetype
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/04/2026
next time this happens, we should prepare ahead of time by not having a government where almost everybody 50+ has yearned to bomb Iran for their entire adult lives
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
darby doing dumb shit is Good but that looked more like an old timey sailor's foot locker than a coffin to me
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Josh I cannot emphasize this enough: you are an active and present danger to my family.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I’m going to piss on the grave of anyone in my life that voted for this
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
minor compared to everything else that has happened post musk but twitter even *looks* awful now that they got rid of the good theme
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Being hospitalized for an almost unbelievably weird reason IS the most Bolsonaro-coded thing you could do.
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 17/01/2026
South Side. 3000 Sidney Street. Caller is with ICE and says that protestors have them blocked in.
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
jet speed and jungle jack should be team J-J Jacks X
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Jarrett Seidler @seidler.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
a travel truism I wish I’d learned before my mid-30s is that it is not much more difficult to fly to Western Europe from the megalopolis than it is to fly places in the continental United States west of the Mississippi
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
watching a 49 year old man play air guitar and sobbing like my own mother just died
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
this is the first time i've watched wwe all year and lmao that they're advertising riyadh season now even when they're not there
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Multiple Rovert Theory @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
If you think about how much Trump was helped by sending out physical stimulus checks it really highlights how much he wants SNAP recipients to suffer. He could go on TV and lie "Despite the Democrat shutdown I am personally releasing SNAP funds" and get full credit. But he won't.
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Movies are more effective than literal propaganda. Imagine having this on your resume and ever being allowed within a hundred yards of a team front office ever again.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to
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Danielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Once more, for old times’ sake
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Lewie Pollis @lewispoll.is · 04/11/2025
Trump, Clinton, Musk, now Portnoy, and of course Cuomo himself. That’s got to be a record for most combined sexual assault allegations supporting the same mayoral campaign
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
from 2003
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Chris @jayleno.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
It is awesome that World Wrestling Entertainment is trying and failing to replicate the vibe of those sketched posters you see at flea markets where Tony Montana is playing cards with Walter White
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
it’s unironically Revenge of the Sith, Lucas riffing on Bush quotes and calling his shot about how lib democracies backslide into fascism. I’m not saying you have to like it but Anakin quoting Bush as he becomes Vader is the most 9/11 Hollywood lib brained thing bsky.app/profile/purs...
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21/10/2025
honestly better off this way
Google AI Mode
Q: What does Patrick Cosmos look like?

A:Thinking
Kicking off 5 searches
Looking at 16 sites
No image or physical description of the 12-year-old "Patrick Cosmos" is available because he is a fictional character. He was invented by a Bluesky user with the handle @veryimportant.lawyer for a social media post to poke fun at the way 12-year-old boys think and talk.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
the nativists are all despicable, but this kind of nativist is by far the most despicable
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The Big Boy logo
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this
A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
one i would’ve just shrugged off as a fan but id love to know the story behind two doreamon cars from california parked in downtown pittsburgh
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
well hey, he was right
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thauros/matt @konesaar.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
@insidesportjapan.bsky.social is there any way for me to get tickets for the September basho? It appears i'm already too late would it be possible to buy from the box office?
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
we need to GOODBYE, LENIN! the president. many people are saying it
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Lewie Pollis @lewispoll.is · 25/06/2025
I wrote some more about this
thelewsletter.lewispoll.is
Empire of Dirt
The depravity — and humiliation — of endorsing Andrew Cuomo
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