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Jon Benne

@lordbenne.bsky.social
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The same handle on Twitter if you still care about that.

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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 55m
Boy was Cincinnati the fakest 4-0 record in the country
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 2h
What an insane way to potentially decide a playoff game
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 2h
TY FRANCE?????????
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 2h
Brewers/Padres is great TV. Let's get 5 games of this.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 3h
The Padres need Lessjon
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 3h
Demond's flaws were a lot easier to paper over when he had Jonah Coleman and Denzel Boston. Now they have no running game, and the WR group looks very ordinary. There's nowhere for him to hide, and opponents have noticed. It's an ugly watch.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 4h
What is the stage of Boomer Football Fan when you're fist-pumping a good punt
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 5h
Win or lose USC can't be ranked after this
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 6h
Well, can't give up the chunk plays.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 6h
Washington has basically abandoned the traditional pass for Demond scrambles and trick plays. Against the USC defense, it might actually work!
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 6h
Either go for it or don't, but you can't burn a timeout there. Why is Jedd so bad at this.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 6h
Kentucky goes for 2 in the first OT and wins. Ethical ball.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 6h
Washington's defense is not varsity level. Once again completely manhandled at the LOS.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 6h
It's like 200 degrees in LA so at least USC has an excuse for a half-empty stadium today
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 7h
It is time for Washington Huskies football
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 8h
Florida may have been prematurely crowned
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 10h
Don't think it's an accident that Charbs returned to practice this week after Macdonald was initially non-committal. The Jadarian Price pick has quickly become a worst-case scenario.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 11h
Whittingham uses his timeouts and rushes the victory formation. Officially a bitch-made coach.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 11h
Hilarious 4th-down throw. Never even gave the receiver a chance.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 11h
This Michigan offense is such a busted operation
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 11h
Bryce Underwood is not a serious quarterback
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 12h
I know why it happens, but I really hate that soccer has an international break a month into the club season. Just kills the new-season momentum dead in its tracks.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 12h
So Keelon Russell is, like, way better than Ty Simpson, right
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 12h
The constant glazing of the Guardians/Rays/Brewers is MLB manufacturing consent for a salary cap, change my mind
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh so Penn State is Bad bad, huh
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This game probably says more about the Flames, who are expected to be one of the worst teams in hockey. But it's nice seeing the Kraken comfortably dispatch an inferior opponent.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rays in 5 Guardians in 4 Dodgers in 5 Brewers in 4
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's October 1st and your Seattle Kraken are NOT losing!
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GG Phillies
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nasty Man vs. Throw Rogan is really going to test people's "you will miss this in the middle of June" theory Braves 6, Phillies 4
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
Until we meet again. #ThankYouPAC #AEWDynamite
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Red Sox going out sadder than even I could've imagined
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good fuckin riddance Astros White Sox win their first playoff series since the 2005 World Series year
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Literally the only thing the Phillies do well is hit dingers and the Braves bullpen was more than happy to oblige.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ronald Acuna not covering himself in glory this series
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Philly sports fans are in HELL this week
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is a new circle of Hell for having to listen to Sean McVay's Muppet-ass voice for 3 straight hours
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Padres are this year's official Team Nobody Wants To Face
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cubs gave up more points than the Bears did on Monday night
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One day we will go back to not taking the Cubs seriously
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The expanded Wild Card has had its moments, but for the most part it's just the NBA first round now, where you're waiting for the mediocre teams to get flushed out before the real playoffs start. We've had enough of the 2026 Red Sox in our lives.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Yankees let Schlittler empty the gas tank and it paid off. Special ace stuff tonight.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
White Sox are playing with fire, and might regret leaving so many runs on the bases.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Murakami might be the most MLB The Show-ass player I've ever seen. Every AB is either a light-tower dinger or swinging through air 3 straight times.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Astros have recorded just 3 outs and are already on their third pitcher. The Mariners just needed 5 more wins. I'll never be over it.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welcome once again to playoff baseball
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These ballpark shadows gave the NBC broadcast a seizure. Vasgersian clearly wasn't sure if RIley's homer was going out, and cameras almost missed the 27th out lol.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mattingly bringing in Duran for the 7th was really smart. Leaving him in for the 8th was very, very bad.
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Braves in 3 White Sox in 2 Yankees in 3 Cubs in 2
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Jon Benne @lordbenne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I forgot that the NHL expanded its regular season for literally no reason. Playing hockey in September is just *wrong*
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