Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 3hHear me out: McBride’s script hews closely to the version of things where Cobra Commander (Will Ferrell returning as Ashley Schaeffer) is a used car salesman who exploits economic strife to take over a small town, parlaying a series of increasingly deranged Amway-style schemes into a private army. 010
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 7hTHIS. MOVIE. RULES. (Also, this is directly in front of me as I post this.) 000
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 8hI was not expecting an excuse to revisit the part of the 2012 GOP primary when Romney and Gingrich fought about moon colonies, but here we are. 000
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 8hHitchhiking is illegal in Maine. Governor Mills, this flagrant lawlessness must not go unpunished.legislature.maine.gov Title 29-A, §2110: Hitchhiking forbidden 041
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 9hI sincerely hope the painted on suspenders are never explained. 000
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 10hIt’s October 1st, which means it is time to - once again - to bring out my Chrisopher Lee-wee Hermans. 140
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 10hMy secret shame for many years was that in spite of hating the Steelers, I always liked Mike Tomlin. Now in retirement, I can LOVE Mike Tomlin. 010
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 12hQuis custodes custodientes custodes custodit?washingtonpost.comFlorida county discovers mysterious Flock cameras with no obvious ownerOfficials say they don’t know who installed the controversial cameras or how the data was being used. Residents are unnerved. 020
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 13hI see the gas leak at Sony HQ has not been repaired.avclub.comA "Clone Saga" TV show is in the works (yes, that one)A "Clone Saga" TV show is in the works (yes, that one) 100
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 13hIf these people ever met an actual socialist they would instantaneously explode. 040
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 14hI’ve heard rumors that Ben Affleck didn’t pay any of the actors. He just used AI to steal their likenesses and sent taunting emails (also AI-generated) to the actors he robbed that said “I AM BEN AFFLECK — INVENTOR OF THE FORK. YOU CANNOT STOP ME — THANKS TO KALSHI FOR SPONSORING THIS MESSAGE.” 010
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 23hAlright, time to sob my way through a wrestling show. 000
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 30/09/202610/10 Little guy is clearly in the midst of the wildest “vinceròoooooo” ever delivered. 020
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Leaving aside the part where they misspelled “United States” on the document where Trump is trying to get us to call AI “super intelligence”, I’m kind of obsessed with Brockman’s signature. Definitely reads like a hostage trying to communicate by blinking during a propaganda video. 021
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone who can play music can help you enjoy the music they play, someone who LOVES music can help you enjoy the whole world. Limit exposure to people who can do neither. 010
Reposted by Josh Drescherrico. @whoisrico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I guess we’re doing this again #pouchtober 0208
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Same, but my folding standard is a fitted sheet. 120
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The three posts in this chain are some of the most embarrassing shit you will ever see in the Senate. And the bar for that is VERY high. 161
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*sigh*gizmodo.com'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' May Be Re-Released With New Footage'Avengers: Endgame' did it, so why not the film that beat several of its box office records? 010
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I mean, In Flanagan We Trust, but that feels like a LOT of show for a 200 page book. 010
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well, toss my jokes straight into the goddamn trash because THIS is definitive. 100
Reposted by Josh DrescherBeefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms 14904221
Reposted by Josh DrescherRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm… 1272185746064
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thank you, Pope Leo, for what you have done this night to the Eagles. 1113
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If I opened your fridge and found this inside I would vanish instantaneously and you’d never hear from me again. 230
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Probably not a bad idea to brush up on your Aristotle before the finale of "Lanterns": 000
Reposted by Josh DrescherCyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Been messing around with Doom Builder 421924577
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026RIP to one of the most dynamic, impressive physical performers you were ever going to see. He played a mean bastard in the ring, but was universally beloved and regarded by his peers as a kind, generous person. His final match on Saturday was electrifying. 130
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026God DAMN “Lanterns” is a great show. Kyle Chandler and Aaron Pierre are unbelievable together, episode after episode, but this was just on another level. 051
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Like the Exploding Whale video, no matter how many times I watch this, it never stops being absolutely mortifying. They’re like cosmic horrors, rather than mere epic fuckups. 100
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Apple needs to hire this guy immediately.youtu.beWe Built the Product Apple Gave Up On...YouTube video by HTX Studio 000
Reposted by Josh DrescherJohn Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 191282362
Reposted by Josh DrescherLiana Kangas @lianakangas.com · 27/09/2026I’m always being real… I don’t have anything to hide. 1338482
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Friday”, in Memphis when my friends and I drove there to visit Graceland after we graduated high school. We bought Elvis’s uncle Vester a hot dog later that day. He signed a 45 of “Suspicious Minds” for me. That night we snuck into a Phish concert on Mud Island and learned we did not like Phish. 000
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comKeanu Reeves Gestures and GreetsALT: Keanu Reeves Gestures and Greets 010
Reposted by Josh DrescherMiriam Ellis @miriamellis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The conspiracy has been unmasked, and Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out in the misty morning, passing under the High Hay through the Brandybucks' private entrance into the the Old Forest. This will be a day like no other for the hobbits. As Merry tells them, "You have left the Shire." #Tolkien 0244
Reposted by Josh DrescherThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.comDog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBIWASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was... 141458186
Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watched “It Ends” last night and it’s phenomenal. It may not sound exciting to praise it like this, but its main strengths are focus, efficiency, and a trusting the audience to pay attention. Which is perhaps why its audience score is so low compared to the critical praise it (rightly) receives.rottentomatoes.comIt Ends | Rotten TomatoesDiscover reviews, ratings, and trailers for It Ends on Rotten Tomatoes. Stay updated with critic and audience scores today! 100