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Josh Drescher

@joshdrescher.bsky.social
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Video game producer/occasional human. RAP SHEET Wolfjaw, Hypixel/Riot, Bethesda Softworks, PLAYStudios, EA, BioWare, Mythic Entertainment, Rocket City Studios Views expressed here are my own.

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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 3h
Hear me out: McBride’s script hews closely to the version of things where Cobra Commander (Will Ferrell returning as Ashley Schaeffer) is a used car salesman who exploits economic strife to take over a small town, parlaying a series of increasingly deranged Amway-style schemes into a private army.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 4h
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 7h
THIS. MOVIE. RULES. (Also, this is directly in front of me as I post this.)
A poster for “The Host”.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 8h
I was not expecting an excuse to revisit the part of the 2012 GOP primary when Romney and Gingrich fought about moon colonies, but here we are.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 8h
Hitchhiking is illegal in Maine. Governor Mills, this flagrant lawlessness must not go unpunished.
legislature.maine.gov
Title 29-A, §2110: Hitchhiking forbidden
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 9h
I sincerely hope the painted on suspenders are never explained.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 10h
It’s October 1st, which means it is time to - once again - to bring out my Chrisopher Lee-wee Hermans.
And image of figures of Christopher Lee as Dracula and Pee-wee Herman with their heads swapped.  Lee’s head is on the grey-suited body and is holding a piece of paper with the word “BLOOD” on it. Herman’s head is on the black-suited body with a flowing cape.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 10h
My secret shame for many years was that in spite of hating the Steelers, I always liked Mike Tomlin. Now in retirement, I can LOVE Mike Tomlin.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 10h
What's a poster you had in your room growing up?
The famous Nike poster called “The Ball Player” showing Bo Jackson wearing football pads while holding a baseball bat across his shoulders.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 12h
Quis custodes custodientes custodes custodit?
washingtonpost.com
Florida county discovers mysterious Flock cameras with no obvious owner
Officials say they don’t know who installed the controversial cameras or how the data was being used. Residents are unnerved.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 13h
I see the gas leak at Sony HQ has not been repaired.
avclub.com
A "Clone Saga" TV show is in the works (yes, that one)
A "Clone Saga" TV show is in the works (yes, that one)
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 13h
If these people ever met an actual socialist they would instantaneously explode.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 14h
I’ve heard rumors that Ben Affleck didn’t pay any of the actors. He just used AI to steal their likenesses and sent taunting emails (also AI-generated) to the actors he robbed that said “I AM BEN AFFLECK — INVENTOR OF THE FORK. YOU CANNOT STOP ME — THANKS TO KALSHI FOR SPONSORING THIS MESSAGE.”
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 23h
Alright, time to sob my way through a wrestling show.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Barf
ALT: Barf
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's actually Dr. MOOD.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
10/10 Little guy is clearly in the midst of the wildest “vinceròoooooo” ever delivered.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FOLKS, IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leaving aside the part where they misspelled “United States” on the document where Trump is trying to get us to call AI “super intelligence”, I’m kind of obsessed with Brockman’s signature. Definitely reads like a hostage trying to communicate by blinking during a propaganda video.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone who can play music can help you enjoy the music they play, someone who LOVES music can help you enjoy the whole world. Limit exposure to people who can do neither.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every day we stray further from God’s light.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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rico. @whoisrico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess we’re doing this again #pouchtober
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same, but my folding standard is a fitted sheet.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The three posts in this chain are some of the most embarrassing shit you will ever see in the Senate. And the bar for that is VERY high.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*sigh*
gizmodo.com
'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' May Be Re-Released With New Footage
'Avengers: Endgame' did it, so why not the film that beat several of its box office records?
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean, In Flanagan We Trust, but that feels like a LOT of show for a 200 page book.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Trolley Problem just dropped.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith’s vibes this morning:
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, toss my jokes straight into the goddamn trash because THIS is definitive.
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slappin’ goblin limbs on the troll torso.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm…
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you, Pope Leo, for what you have done this night to the Eagles.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I opened your fridge and found this inside I would vanish instantaneously and you’d never hear from me again.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably not a bad idea to brush up on your Aristotle before the finale of "Lanterns":
Of the faults that are committed one consists in fearing what one should not, another in fearing as we should not, another consists in fearing when we should not, and so on; and so too with respect to the things that inspire confidence. The man, then who faces and who fears the right things and with the right aim, in the right way and at the right time, and who feels confidence under the corresponding conditions, is brave.
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been messing around with Doom Builder
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP to one of the most dynamic, impressive physical performers you were ever going to see. He played a mean bastard in the ring, but was universally beloved and regarded by his peers as a kind, generous person. His final match on Saturday was electrifying.
A tweet from professional wrestler Benjamin Satterley, better known as Neville or PAC, from 03/22/2012:

“Throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it.”

PAC passed away yesterday.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God DAMN “Lanterns” is a great show. Kyle Chandler and Aaron Pierre are unbelievable together, episode after episode, but this was just on another level.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like the Exploding Whale video, no matter how many times I watch this, it never stops being absolutely mortifying. They’re like cosmic horrors, rather than mere epic fuckups.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apple needs to hire this guy immediately.
youtu.be
We Built the Product Apple Gave Up On...
YouTube video by HTX Studio
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John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Liana Kangas @lianakangas.com · 27/09/2026
I’m always being real… I don’t have anything to hide.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Friday”, in Memphis when my friends and I drove there to visit Graceland after we graduated high school. We bought Elvis’s uncle Vester a hot dog later that day. He signed a 45 of “Suspicious Minds” for me. That night we snuck into a Phish concert on Mud Island and learned we did not like Phish.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FINE. I’ll watch “Last Action Hero” again.
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Keanu Reeves Gestures and Greets
ALT: Keanu Reeves Gestures and Greets
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Miriam Ellis @miriamellis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The conspiracy has been unmasked, and Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out in the misty morning, passing under the High Hay through the Brandybucks' private entrance into the the Old Forest. This will be a day like no other for the hobbits. As Merry tells them, "You have left the Shire." #Tolkien
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
theonion.com
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Josh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watched “It Ends” last night and it’s phenomenal. It may not sound exciting to praise it like this, but its main strengths are focus, efficiency, and a trusting the audience to pay attention. Which is perhaps why its audience score is so low compared to the critical praise it (rightly) receives.
rottentomatoes.com
It Ends | Rotten Tomatoes
Discover reviews, ratings, and trailers for It Ends on Rotten Tomatoes. Stay updated with critic and audience scores today!
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