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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️

@kkeyser.bsky.social
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Sconnie/Nutmegger. Mom. Wife. Teacher of Indigenous youth. Former public School board member. West Allis Dem. Stage 4 MBC. UConn sports fanatic.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
Gallup polling. "LGBTQ rights" moves between 0 and 1%.Fox news polling. Wokeness/transgender issues at 0%.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It is definitely time for a generational change, but I'm glad Markey beat the bigot. Hopefully next term he will be succeeded by someone who isn't almost as old as air travel
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️
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phoenix @phoenix-rights.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
WNBA players union leadership released a statement, I suggest everyone read it. This is the message of united union leaders: hate will not be tolerated and trans inclusion IS protecting women’s rights to play sports This is excellently crafted. Proud of Nneka, Phee and the rest of WNBPA leaders
 MESSAGE FROM
WNBPA PLAYER LEADERSHIP
To everyone who loves this game: The WNBPA represents 200+ individual people with different lived experiences, cultures, lifestyles, and opinions.
We embrace justice, equity, diversity, and inclusion.
Those are the values that unite this Union and allow it to protect women's sports while creating transformational change.
Hate, abuse, and demonization of any person or group of people, including transgender people, only fuel fear, division, and harm. We will continue to have hard conversations. But we will not be used as political pawns.
Support the Players. Support the Fans. At games, notify security if you witness hateful, violent, or abusive behavior. Online, report abusive posts and drown out the bots and bad actors. At home, tell your elected officials to strengthen Title IX.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Chuck Grassley tweeted today about the loss of his 42-year-old vacuum. I kinda feel for him. It’s bad news when you suddenly take the top spot for what sucks most in your household.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I think this is the fastest anyone has ever won my unconditional loyalty. It’s official: I would run through a brick wall for Cheryl Reeve.
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cheryl Reeve’s shirt today:
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ryan Ruocco noting Cheryl Reeve's shirt and then video of Cheryl talking to Sophie Cunningham earlier
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I just saw a Jimothy tattoo and you know what? We're bones covered in flesh on a rock flying through space. Get the damn tattoo!
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 17/07/2026
Ok. As promised, a thread about supply chain food safety vulnerabilities in the food industry. Buckle up. It's a long one.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.” ~ James Baldwin
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/07/2026
Salivating Brewers Fans Chase Down Mascots In Sausage Race theonion.com/salivating-brewers-fan…
Salivating Brewers Fans Chase Down Mascots In Sausage Race
Costumed Runners Pursued By Frenzied Mob Hungry For Meat
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 30/06/2026
My god, they aren't targeting trans people just to get at other people. They are targeting trans people to target trans people. And they are targeting other people. We don't just exist as a warning for the rest of you, fuck me.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250
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Stacie Rosenzweig @ethicking.com · 06/06/2026
Some of my proudest moments as a lawyer have come from sitting next to some of the bravest kids I've met. (And no I do not charge for this.)
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Stacie Rosenzweig @ethicking.com · 06/06/2026
A Pride reminder: If you are in the MKE area and you/your kid have court for a name change, I'm happy to come and sit at counsel's table with you/them if I am available. Parents/support people aren't allowed unless they're lawyers, and the process can be scary even in the best of circumstances.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride 💕
Fake news screencap of Gritty with the chyron, “BREAKING NEWS / Gritty announces it’s illegal to be straight in the month of June / No more straight people | See something | Say something”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/05/2026
For @ms.now I wrote about Barney Frank. www.ms.now/opinion/barn...
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Opinion | Why trans folks aren't writing Barney Frank eulogies
Katelyn Burns: Barney Frank's unfortunate deathbed message to Democrats
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
just got to the love shack, you wouldnt believe the size of the chrysler in the parking lot
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Kayla Pekkala @kaylapekkala.com · 13/04/2026
*googles how to become an astronaut*
Fortune:

The Navy confirmed an 'abundant amount' of Uncrustables when the Artemis II crew lands.
Smucker's just offered them a lifetime supply
By Catherina Gioino
News Editor
April 10, 2026, 5:48 PM ET

Smucker's just promised the Artemis Il crew a lifetime supply of Uncrustables.

IMAGE FROM UNCRUSTABLES INSTAGRAM
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Chanea Bond @heymrsbond.com · 11/04/2026
Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school. Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon! 🌕 💛
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
1st half UConn vs 2nd half UConn
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I don’t want to be mean but someone eating a lobster roll in the middle of Ohio deserves whatever happens to them.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says
At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
“I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love!” Literally.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
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a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy !
Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
kinda nervous about how much money i have riding on this Super Bowl but if the Packers somehow manage to win it i am going to be doing VERY well
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
Just a quick update from the Twin Cities. (Please forgive the unsolicited message). THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. The media is mostly moving on, Trump is focused on other stuff, BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON THE GROUND. More than 2,000 DHS thugs continue to roam the streets, abducting people 24/7, assaulting legal observers with impunity, and routinely denying 1st, 4th, and 5th amendment rights. Drones and helicopters are overhead every day. Hundreds and hundreds of terrified families have not left their homes since mid-December ... relying on the community to bring them food and help with rent and other necessities. (Those people are NOT violent drug cartel sex offending murderers, as DHS would tell you. Most are legal residents or citizens.)  If anything, things have just become more stressful and intractable (think trench warfare as a suitable metaphor): The resistance is better organized and numerous, but DHS has become more clever and better at disguise... and the county sheriff's office is increasingly supporting them . Do not let anyone tell you that Homans (the new person in charge of the occupation) is making anything better. Do not let anyone tell you that 700 ICE agents leaving the city has made much of a difference; the remaining force (again, ~2,000) is still larger than the entire city's police force (which is legally unable to do anything). Please call your congressional reps ... especially if there is any chance the administration might listen to them.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 29/01/2026
Not just any journalist, she won the goddamn Triple Crown of broadcast journalism (an Emmy, a Peabody, and a Murrow) in 2024 for her reporting on Gaza. This is textbook censorship of the highest degree
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The words are stand together and pronounced gahdawguh eejoolah
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.
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Governor Tony Evers @govevers.wisconsin.gov · 24/01/2026
Wisconsin stands with Minnesota.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Fuck Fox Sports for having that disgusting person on for a fluff piece while millions of Americans, including children, are starving and people are being kidnapped off the streets. Fucking gross.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
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