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A little bit biryani, a little bit brisket

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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My neck, my back, are all in pain and need a heating pad
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Birds
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I were an NC state fan, I’d be walking into the woods right now
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If ESPN wants to honor the Miss. National Guard at an Ole Miss game, they can use the story from my next book about the MNG riding to the rescue when racist mobs there rioted over James Meredith. The Oxford unit was led by William Faulkner's nephew! He served heroically even after breaking an arm.
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Western Michigan > OU
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thinking about the ASU fans who left dry heat to watch this in College Station in the early afternoon
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Replay ref
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
sincerely, fuck that
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lmao
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
El-Sayed knows ball www.instagram.com/reel/Dc6QfCU...
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sonny Dykes is going to stay in Dublin and coach a down on their luck GAA team
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
MRW seeing the “CHINA OWNS TEXAS LAND” anti-Talarico ad
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’ve now been at my current job longer than the Confederacy lasted. Eat shit, Jefferson Davis
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Giant’s Causeway is fucking insane
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
How it feels to not be in America while the explosive diarrhea-infected lettuce ordeal is happening
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
AND DID THOSE FEET IN ANCIENT TIMES WALK UPON ENGLAND’S MOUNTAINS GREEN
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Randomly thinking about the banger intros ESPN used to have for international soccer youtu.be/08FHN-et-0Q?...
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ESPN 2010 World Cup Introductory Video
YouTube video by Landon Hemsley
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Andrés Cantor: “Stand up, ladies and gentlemen, and applaud them both, victors and vanquished…”
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I feel bad for people who don’t like sports
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cabo Verde for the next 60 minutes
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Habibi > Bluey
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I miss him already 😭
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
England getting to play Mexico City at the Azteca
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Jason Davis @davisjason.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Good morning to the only Dutch left at the World Cup
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don’t want the Tartan Army to ever leave
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not mad at this
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ted Cruz’s accent is fake
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Today is coincidentally the anniversary of a big Scottish upset over a heavily favored opponent en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_...
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Battle of Bannockburn - Wikipedia
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Peanut butter > vegemite
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We need to talk about the fact that there’s a Dunkin’ next door to the kabbah in Mecca
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What a fucking embarrassing saga this was
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Scottish anthem: remember that time we kicked Edward Longshanks out of Scotland? That ruled and we can be that amazing again Welsh anthem: our beautiful land, language, and poetry will never be taken by our enemies English anthem: LOOK AT OUR OLD ASS KING
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Started watching Love Island USA and I have a new reaction image
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hey Bluesky fam! Catch yours truly on Trivial Pursuit on the CW tonight!
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Folks not watching the NBA finals checking the halftime score
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Here we gooooo.
A compilation image of various MAGA ghouls.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
spurs 115 - knicks 111 final game 3 of the nba finals.  trump’s sleeping face is in the background.
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My tortilla Mexican My steak chicken fried My governor shit Spurs in six
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
MRW the Spurs are playing in game 1 of the NBA finals at the same time that Texas Tech plays in game one of the WCWS finals
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Aaaand I’m tearing up
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That last PK is now in Slovakia
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Wemby is not of this realm
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Chloe Denmark @chloedenmark.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
DONT FORGET TO TURN OFF YOUR ALARMS YALL.
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Sure
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
every alley oop to Wemby
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Victor Wembanyama
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Kash Patel probably eats samosas with ketchup
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Hasan @hasmas.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Oh, Wemby is mad, huh?
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