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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️

@kkeyser.bsky.social
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Sconnie/Nutmegger. Mom. Wife. Teacher of Indigenous youth. Former public School board member. West Allis Dem. Stage 4 MBC. UConn sports fanatic.

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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
84th and Layton had one last weekend, too
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Wooorst! Meme Scene
ALT: The Wooorst! Meme Scene
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
Gallup polling. "LGBTQ rights" moves between 0 and 1%.Fox news polling. Wokeness/transgender issues at 0%.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Team Beans & Ollie! 💙
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is this gender affirming care? Gawd, he's the worst.
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As a UConn alumna...no. But it was fun to buy UMass hats and remove the M.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It is definitely time for a generational change, but I'm glad Markey beat the bigot. Hopefully next term he will be succeeded by someone who isn't almost as old as air travel
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There was a squirrel! 🐿
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My man looks like Wallace got too close to a heater. This is a Wallace & Gromit joke.
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey, eyebrow shaping is gender affirming care!
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️
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phoenix @phoenix-rights.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
WNBA players union leadership released a statement, I suggest everyone read it. This is the message of united union leaders: hate will not be tolerated and trans inclusion IS protecting women’s rights to play sports This is excellently crafted. Proud of Nneka, Phee and the rest of WNBPA leaders
 MESSAGE FROM
WNBPA PLAYER LEADERSHIP
To everyone who loves this game: The WNBPA represents 200+ individual people with different lived experiences, cultures, lifestyles, and opinions.
We embrace justice, equity, diversity, and inclusion.
Those are the values that unite this Union and allow it to protect women's sports while creating transformational change.
Hate, abuse, and demonization of any person or group of people, including transgender people, only fuel fear, division, and harm. We will continue to have hard conversations. But we will not be used as political pawns.
Support the Players. Support the Fans. At games, notify security if you witness hateful, violent, or abusive behavior. Online, report abusive posts and drown out the bots and bad actors. At home, tell your elected officials to strengthen Title IX.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Chuck Grassley tweeted today about the loss of his 42-year-old vacuum. I kinda feel for him. It’s bad news when you suddenly take the top spot for what sucks most in your household.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I think this is the fastest anyone has ever won my unconditional loyalty. It’s official: I would run through a brick wall for Cheryl Reeve.
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cheryl Reeve’s shirt today:
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ryan Ruocco noting Cheryl Reeve's shirt and then video of Cheryl talking to Sophie Cunningham earlier
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Omg, no
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Noooo 😭😭😭
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I bravely had some last night bc my body was screaming for something green with ranch. I lived.
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The role of student ambassador was my project for several years! Dr Robinson saw it come true. A truly wonderful program!
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I just saw a Jimothy tattoo and you know what? We're bones covered in flesh on a rock flying through space. Get the damn tattoo!
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 17/07/2026
Ok. As promised, a thread about supply chain food safety vulnerabilities in the food industry. Buckle up. It's a long one.
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wildfire smoke is too hazy here, so I looked at the grass from the windows instead.
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
¿Qué carajo?
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually.” ~ James Baldwin
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/07/2026
Salivating Brewers Fans Chase Down Mascots In Sausage Race theonion.com/salivating-brewers-fan…
Salivating Brewers Fans Chase Down Mascots In Sausage Race
Costumed Runners Pursued By Frenzied Mob Hungry For Meat
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 30/06/2026
My god, they aren't targeting trans people just to get at other people. They are targeting trans people to target trans people. And they are targeting other people. We don't just exist as a warning for the rest of you, fuck me.
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
And so city officials are shocked when teens try to find their own way to get together, don't like their choices, and then put curfews on taco trucks that were never the problem to begin with.
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
He also thinks the reflecting pool was a swimming pool. He keeps saying "liner" and that it wasn't open.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Absolutely not!
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I legit keep forgetting it's happening because trump has sucked all the fun out of everything. And the explicit racism this administration shows is ruining it for everyone.
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Stacie Rosenzweig @ethicking.com · 06/06/2026
Some of my proudest moments as a lawyer have come from sitting next to some of the bravest kids I've met. (And no I do not charge for this.)
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Stacie Rosenzweig @ethicking.com · 06/06/2026
A Pride reminder: If you are in the MKE area and you/your kid have court for a name change, I'm happy to come and sit at counsel's table with you/them if I am available. Parents/support people aren't allowed unless they're lawyers, and the process can be scary even in the best of circumstances.
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I don't walk as much as I should bc chemo makes me dizzy, but I thought of you and went for a walk today with my husband and the pup.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride 💕
Fake news screencap of Gritty with the chyron, “BREAKING NEWS / Gritty announces it’s illegal to be straight in the month of June / No more straight people | See something | Say something”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/05/2026
For @ms.now I wrote about Barney Frank. www.ms.now/opinion/barn...
ms.now
Opinion | Why trans folks aren't writing Barney Frank eulogies
Katelyn Burns: Barney Frank's unfortunate deathbed message to Democrats
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
just got to the love shack, you wouldnt believe the size of the chrysler in the parking lot
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Chris Hemsworth Chris Evans: Since Uh When?
ALT: Chris Hemsworth Chris Evans: Since Uh When?
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Environmental protection
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Don't Drink the Water. I teach students of Indigenous ancestry and it's such a powerful song and message. And we're still fighting to protect the waters!
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I cant afford my old day camp for my kids 😭
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Keyser 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @kkeyser.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Yup. Camp day counselor paid a lump sum of $800 for 8 weeks, 50 hour weeks, and no overtime. 1996!
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Kayla Pekkala @kaylapekkala.com · 13/04/2026
*googles how to become an astronaut*
Fortune:

The Navy confirmed an 'abundant amount' of Uncrustables when the Artemis II crew lands.
Smucker's just offered them a lifetime supply
By Catherina Gioino
News Editor
April 10, 2026, 5:48 PM ET

Smucker's just promised the Artemis Il crew a lifetime supply of Uncrustables.

IMAGE FROM UNCRUSTABLES INSTAGRAM
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Chanea Bond @heymrsbond.com · 11/04/2026
Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school. Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon! 🌕 💛
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”
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