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Mostly soccer or politics with some other Atlanta sports stuff (he/him)

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 17h
this is an excellent and informative thread
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Stephanie Lamy @stephlamy.bsky.social · 18h
For my ENG speaking followers Unprecedented High School blockades began in the outskirts of Paris in Créteil on the 21st of Sept. National mobilisations followed on the 29th of September, the 1st and the 6th of October. The movement is ongoing and has spread both in scope and scale. #tippingpoint
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
help i’m addicted to making videos of my sculptures singing my favorite songs
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Illoumalnati @illoumalnati.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Take an afternoon and start with this (NSFW) strip, it's just so friggin good swanboy.com/comic/catchi...
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 06/10/2026
Next Portugal presser
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
good morning
comic panel depicting clark kent handing a handgun to lois lane.
clark: here, lois -- shoot the gun at Jimmy and see what happens! 
lois: but why..oh, all right!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 24/12/2025
I calculated a soccer-specific chess rating for 4,400 online games between ~100 players' accounts Top 10: 1. Marten de Roon 2. Yussuf Poulsen 3. Antonee Robinson 4. Stefan de Vrij 5. Borna Sosa 6. Christian Pulisic 7. Michael Olise 8. Kevin Prince Boateng 9. N'Golo Kante 10. Josip Stanisic
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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lil adam @liladam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
anyway, here's jean grey
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also, pretty clear HBO Max is using AI to translate its show descriptions into UK English, because look what they call John Candy…
HBO
8th ANNUAL YOUNG COMEDIANS’ SHOW

1983

John Sweets introduces HBO viewers to comedy's class of
1983.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
It’s so heartbreaking that nobody responded with this so now I must do it:
“Usen da booma” scene from the phantom menace I’ve changed to “usen da both hands jarjar!”
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Kids these days are all about “rolling crazy fatties” but there was a ‘crazy’ guy about two thousand years ago who rolled the ultimate fatty. The fatty of faith.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Detention, if you've not played it, is one of the most essential horror games. A masterpiece of narrative design, it tells a story deeply rooted in Taiwanese history. I don't say essential lightly, I think everyone should play this.
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Detention is an atmospheric horror game set in 1960s Taiwan under martial law. Incorporated religious elements based in Taiwanese/Chinese culture and mythology, the game provided players with unique g...
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E.G. Simmons 🍰 @ganglemanva.com · 02/10/2026
>if only you knew how dethpicable thingth really are
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What if Spiders Georg were a football fan.
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Jai 💛✨ @theejaister.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Dream got T-Spoon to narrate Angel's DPOY video. 🥺
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big month or so for Kirk
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Matt Olson's solo shot makes it 6-1 Braves over the Phillies
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ozzie Albies' 2-run homer - the Joey Votto remix
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ozzie Albies gives the Braves a 5-0 lead with a 2-run shot
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MIKE HARRIS GIVES THE BRAVES AN EARLY LEAD WITH A 3-RUN GOLF SHOT
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mike tomlin revealed the minecraft city he has building for a dozen years and it includes an MLS stadium. legend
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC? We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax. There should be a criminal investigation. Thread:
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Israel's horrific, in your face conduct, combined with the suppression of antizionist criticism by pro-Israel political and social elites, has created a kind of cognitive permission structure to deny that Jews face any oppression whatsoever.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 01/10/2026
mike tomlin beginning the construction of his magnum opus in the mid 2010s specifically is killing me. dude had the single best RB and WR on his team at this moment in time but behind the scenes? he was getting his shit off
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Victxr Thembanyama 🗿 @chainsawmaam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Related
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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NBABeau @nbabeau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was once almost arrested in Peachtree City, GA. I bought what was then a bit of a flash car called a Nissan 240sx. The officer that pulled me over kept asking why the papers said Nissan 240sx on my Camaro. I was totally thrown until my buddy piped up and said “because it is one.” Same thing😂
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 15
3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 28/09/2026
We’re so ATL 🫰 Today, the NWSL’s 17th club unveiled it’s name and crest: Atlanta City FC. Sound off for ATL, coming in 2028!
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Lee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a surprise, the organizers of the covid cautious dyke bar hated the article, rejected its framing, and is defending their covid cautious patrons and performers. Anyone who joined in on the viral harassment campaign started by Jesse Singal wanna say oops or…? recorder.com/2026/09/24/g...
Current and former owners of Last Ditch could not be reached by phone, email or social media. However, Last Ditch did share on Instagram that the Globe story allegedly misconstrued statements from Noire, and urged community members to stop harassing Noire.
"It is neither productive, progressive, nor valiant to attack a Black patron. He has been a collaborator and performer of Last Ditch for a while, and he deserves to speak his mind about accountability and repair from the bar," the Last Ditch statement reads. "There are so many misconceptions due to the disorganization of the Globe article. He did not call for the bar to be firebombed. Further, he did not disparage the owner for being homeless.
"As a result of this abysmal journalism, he has been getting additional threats, slurs, harassment, and is being reported to the police over something he did not do," Last Ditch continued. "This is not supporting us at Last Ditch, and it is, at its core, anti-Blackness hysteria."
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh shit. THAT is worse than I realized
We are spending almost five billion more on AI related construction and ten billion dollars less on other private construction since 2024
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe a bit early to discuss the process whatever the outcome may be here. But Man City investigation started in 2018. The club was charged more than 3 years ago. In that time, the team has continued unmolested, recruiting at incredible fees, winning at great frequency. The PL still can’t comment.
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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now
He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

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Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

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Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The death of Bob Pettit means there are no remaining living members of the Milwaukee Hawks (1951-55), the franchise that of course became the Atlanta Hawks. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
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Bob Pettit, who starred at LSU and then in NBA, dies at 93
Bob Pettit, who was named an All-Star in each of his 11 NBA seasons and was one of the greatest scorers and rebounders in league history, died, the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame said Thursday.
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 25/09/2026
I wrote about the hot topic player du jour, Florian Wirtz. www.graceonfootball.com/p/im-worried...
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I’m worried about Florian Wirtz
It’s not an easy problem to solve.
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Steve Jones @stevejones20.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW Dunker Spot with @nekiasnba.bsky.social AND A GUEST We are joined by David Lee to break down all things Atlanta Hawks. What does last season mean for this years expectation? Next steps for Jalen Johnson? Does Lu Dort elevate them? TAP IN youtu.be/HwhUMdnMoTs
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Can The Hawks Repeat Their Success From Last Season? w/ David Lee
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