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K: The Practical Domme 🧰

@kinkstertruth.bsky.social
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Changing lives for the better through healthy #BDSM #education, and #consultation • Ethical #femdom • Personal attention for compensation • She • 21+ • #GeekGirl • Various forms of nerdery • 🥄

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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JFC 🔥
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Used - Fair" is *sending* me
​A screenshot of an online marketplace listing for an item titled "toilet" priced at $1.  
​The main photo shows a person (likely a man) lying on their back on a blanketed floor. Their upper torso is wrapped tightly in clear plastic cling film, arms across chest under cling wrap), and they are wearing a red plaid pleated skirt. Positioning over their head and upper chest is a portable bedside commode / toilet frame. The white plastic toilet seat rests directly over the person's face, framing their eyes and nose through the opening.  
​Below the main image, the listing shows typical social media marketplace UI features, including a "Message seller" auto-prompt reading "Hi Jared, is this still available?". Further down, the seller's description reads: "a toilet needing a new home," with the condition listed as "Used - Fair".
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Huggy Kitty Cat @huggykitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We would have less rapists if we brought out the meat cleavers. Just saying.
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boo!po @papagarbage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my monthly cleaning person thanked me for sitting down to piss every time he has a penis so he knows zero splatter when he doesn't see it
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Substitute #BDSM for "fandom" and "weird kid spaces", and fucking 💣. Noobs having -opinions- and being jackholes about them peeves me to no end.
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lolsnort
Image showing a social media post with the caption "These new leather fly swatters that showed up in the office kitchen." Below the text, two black leather fly swatters with twisted wire metal handles hang from blue push pins on an office wall.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 26/09/2026
take an iced coffee wherever you want. nothing matters anymore. kill god and lick the face of the cosmic unknown. your destiny runs on dunkin™.
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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🌦️Wifeguy Auteur🌦️ @delugeduvall.effigyfilms.com · 25/09/2026
if “we’re all cam girls in a surveillance state” ya’ll better be acting in solidarity with actual fucking cam girls 😒
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Science fact: If you clutch your pearls hard enough they transform into diamonds.
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reduce stress with a slow Saturday wank. No, srsly, you have my permission. ✨ #SelfcareSaturday
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𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 @highnessophelia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just tried to ask bf why my controller was vibrating but instead my mouth said "my vibrator is controlling"
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
drawing little lines up the back of all my table legs because they deserve to feel sexy fuck the patriarchy
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When you spill the batter all over the counter it's pancakke.
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Lady Pim @theladypim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bahaa someone just DMed me and apparently my last message to them was "that sounds like a great thing to talk to your therapist about"
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President Warren G. Haunted @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A commercial for butter played in front of a YouTube video and it ended with the tagline "Eat it like you own it" and folks, I am not getting into heaven.
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Toppling Tyrants: A Field Guide to Removing Fascism in America, by Christopher Armitage drive.google.com/file/d/1gUIZB_rltCxQSH9UDDhMIlB1Zsz4jDvb/view?usp=drivesdk Shared with permission.
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
♪ I'm coming out I want the world to know Got to let it show I've got to show the world All that I want to be And all my abilities There's so much more to me Somehow, I have to make them Just understand I got it well in hand And, oh, how I've planned ♪ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/August_Bier
White text on a black background reads: "In 1898, surgeon August Bier tested his new spinal anesthesia by injecting cocaine into his assistant's spine, then striking his shins with an iron hammer, tearing out his pubic hair, and applying strong pressure and traction to his testicles. They celebrated with wine and cigars."
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st. Happy Swalloween. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
three differently-sized candy corn shaped and colored buttplugs sit in a pot of candy corn on a contrasting blue background.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
going to the feminist sex store and asking an employee for advice on products for pegging my boyfriend when suddenly everyone in the store starts clapping and cheering
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
Mass lesbian bar masking story is getting Oberlin cafeteria levels of coverage, meaning it will define reactionary and reactionary-fearing centrist politics for the next 15 years
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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time I see some "training and caring for your bimbo" domslop, I imagine a women with EE implants and a bleach job punching you in the throat 'cause a plastic bag spooked her.
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meat proxies 🤝 Dead internet reality futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/brown-brothers-media-ai-slop-empire
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IDK man, but if someone who looks like a decades-older version of you (or someone with whom you are or have been close) shows up in your general vacinity, maybe hear them out, yeah?
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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In 6 months there will be a merger and the new entity will be OnlyFanDuel. Where you can bet which foot fetish model can best the others in single combat
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Anartdecodiva @anartdecodiva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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MokuseiFox 🔞 @mokuseifox.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Archie comics panel redraws are fun. Hang in there Madison
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
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JazHowe1968 @jazhowe1968.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every time I think it's impossible, some "man" or "men" somewhere manage to behave even more hideously than the last group I was appalled by....
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Everything men's team sports is distilled toxic masculinity. Cleaving the toxicity from men's sports is as possible as cleaving authoritarian violence from police forces.
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Julia Sero @cellmorphosero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Patriarchy relies on distributed acts of terrorism to perpetuate the oppression of women and girls.
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Etrigan (unrelated, but also spooky) ✌️🏈 @etrigan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Someone once told me “Abusers groom allies too” and I could feel my worldview shifting in real time.
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just had a coffee Old Fashioned so good I've set houseboy on a recreation quest.
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boo!po @papagarbage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hospital worker in black miniskirt, 6 inch bratz doll heels, airpods, white bomber jacket, probably 6' tall without heels, gender indeterminate, RIDING A BADASS BLACK 2 WHEEL SCOOTER please come back and perforate my skull
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‎ @handle.invalid · 17/09/2026
a diazepam for your thoughts
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026
people are always asking me professor kiosk why so many butthole jokes isn’t that a bit childish and to them I say fools the sphincter is one of the most fascinating muscles in the human body and deserves a sensible chuckle whenever it is mentioned
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Herstory or hystery, that is the question.
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BeltBolt ⚡ @beltbolt.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Check out the sort of designs we're printing onto our cuffs with our new UV printing service! 🥺️ (it's free for 2 cuffs up until Friday!) beltbolt.co.uk/uv
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
panting and holding my side as i run away from reality
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In order to be accurate, the showrunners would have to tell the people how they expected them to act, and be given lines. That's why it's a discredited 'experiment' ~ it didn't uncover behaviors it literally dictated them.
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
First date idea: we pick wildflowers and walk the old graveyard, adorning the headstones.
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tickled today by @sugarwaxxx.bsky.social.
Screenshot of a text exchange where one person shares that a local sugaring business named "Sugar Me Timbers" calls their loyalty points "GOLDEN GLOBS," accompanied by rolling-on-the-floor laughing emojis.
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Pincushion the Snipped @hypnodrone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yesterday I came across the apparently sincere argument that the ethical way to consume porn is to not pay for it because then you’re not contributing to the financial exploitation of those poor women and I just can’t.
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Quinn Blueheart, Author 🔥🔞 @qblueheart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A couple ideas about LGBTQIA+ people: 1) You don't need to have sex to experience desire for a gender. 2) It's okay to figure yourself out later in life. 3) If MF Gillian Anderson has come out as pansexual, then there is hope for all of us. 💕
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Busted Nutz @mypoorcock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Does this count?
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