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I’m so Commentariat-pilled that my first thought was “Huh, a Protect Trans Kids University plate!”

A Michigan license plate on a white Nissan Quattro that says “TKULORD”.

I have three political stances: Each child should have three square meals daily and a safe place to sleep. Any stateless person should get US citizenship by filling out a simple one-page form at any US embassy or police station. A cop shouldn't kill someone and remain a cop. All else is details.

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Oh look, I have a new thing to paste when my company asks me why I'm not using AI more in my job as a writer and editor.

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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 16h

shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.

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Cal gotta give up a Nobel to Tennessee now.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19h

Political Profile: Abdul El-Sayed theonion.com/political-profile-abdu…

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I rode along with a USO tour he was on, and millennials would push Playboy playmates out of the way to shake hands with Mr. Belding. He was unfailingly generous with his time -- I don't think I ever saw him take three bites in a row at the DFAC without stopping to talk -- no matter how tired he was.

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Chattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75

Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car

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I genuinely believe that he no longer recognizes that the Trump on TV is himself.

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I’d love to know at what point Tim Robinson realized he’d made a thing that would endure forever.

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I have listened to The Song, and it is the My Big Fat Greek Wedding of music. Perfectly acceptable, but not record-setting in its field.

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Perhaps my most immutable music opinion is that Monster is a great album that is not a good R.E.M. album.

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Okay, the highlighted part is bad enough, but the part right after it... I guess that's on us for not teaching everyone else in Gen X about Google?

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Turns out it was a pretty good Saturday to have other stuff to do that kept me from watching Michigan and USC play.

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Okay, credit where it's due -- that was a good pass.

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Talking about comm interference and then the booth mics dying is a bit, right?

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And of course they give all the credit to Manning because of his wobbly-shit pass that Tennessee managed not to defend worth a fuck.

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Well, we seem to have solved the mystery of how 11yo keeps doing the dishes and the pile never seems to shrink.

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Dolly Parton Day leads well into Stanislav Petrov Day. One person can make a difference, whether by being in the right place at the right time or by doing small right things, over and over again, until they’re huge.

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what in the ever-lovin' blue-eyed fuck was that Trump commercial in Indiana-NW?

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Do yourself a favor and never, ever look up how many times nuclear war was averted by exactly one person.

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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social

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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day

Take five minutes to not destroy civilization

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Just imagine how often in history “Indiana up 2-0 on Northwestern” is perfectly normal.

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“Backrooms” was pretty good. Properly scary in a couple of places but mostly very, very unnerving. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5

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Wild how the discourse is about the professionalism of one of the most female-coded drinks. I’m sure that’s a coincidence.

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Good shortcut stuff in the various threads here, but I'll add the one that I use constantly: SPACE moves your browser down one screen, and SHIFT-SPACE moves it up one screen. It ain't perfect, but I use it a lot more than the arrow keys to navigate.

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Ami Fields-Meyer @fieldsmeyer.com · 25/09/2026

Dr. Oz is on my flight right now. He is sitting in the very first seat, front row. I saw him get on the plane. So when I stepped off the jetway onto the plane I approached him and put my hand out. What the man in charge of healthcare for the people on the very margins of society said…was revealing

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Indistinguishable from disc horse at this point.

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We fucking DID THIS and he CAME BACK. She was THERE for ALL OF IT.

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Remember, the key word in this is not "trans", or "kids". It's "your". As in "things you possess". The sins of the woke left, to these people, will always be the fact that they think of children as independent human beings and encourage them to think of themselves the same way.

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Once again, because it's been, I dunno, a few weeks at least: I live in Michigan. I will not vote for Gavin Newsom IN THE GENERAL ELECTION. He is NOT ELECTABLE. Please factor that into your calculations as we draw nearer to the primary in your state if you want to win in 2028.

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This morning, I quite literally made myself go for a run by saying, out loud, to the mirror, "You're only pretending you feel like you're coming down with whatever Spouse has so you don't have to go for a run, aren't you."

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I can't believe it never occurred to me that the Muppets are a perfect explanation of kayfabe. Anyone who came on a talk show with Kermit and yelled "HEY! THERE'S A GUY BEHIND THE COUCH! THIS IS JUST A PUPPET!" would be roundly criticized for being an asshole.

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He's admitting it. He's saying out loud that everything he's ever voted for was bullshit. Nothing has ever directly impacted him. Not "boys in girls sports". Not "protecting the borders". None of it. This guy, every Republican, for decades, has only ever voted TO PUNISH OTHER PEOPLE FOR EXISTING.

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Genuinely happy that the first I heard of Gable Steveson going to MMA is him getting his shit rocked.

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Not Ross @davidschwimmer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Boy howdy it's funny to see the A&M fanbase call him a loser.

A user on the Texas a&m 247 message board says he knew the team was going to lose once that loser Hegseth showed up on campus

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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 20/09/2026

Hey Michigantariat

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