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KING GEESE

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Service with a smile wider than your mom 29 He/Him

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 9h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 14/09/2025
a "Zock and Balls" HG gunpla bundle
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They don’t even take October 7th seriously
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They made a LEGO version of October 7th
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Marie @mmariesr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alisaie
Illustration of Alisaie from ff14.
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Geralt we're at a funeral" and he's wearing very fine attire
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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KING GEESE @kinggeese.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Godzillas gonna hang dong
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KING GEESE @kinggeese.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Goddamn lmao
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KING GEESE @kinggeese.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe this movie will be good 🤔
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 21/09/2026
Callina Liang as Chun-Li on set of the ‘STREET FIGHTER’ movie.
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Haunted dial-up tone @americaonline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dying at "fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP"
Three posters crying about how they can't scalp pokemon cards any more
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I’m a Ghoul’s Girl @saraghaleb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s a good belly
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 19/09/2026
good morning
A robot on charge laying in its case on its back with its legs behind its head and a charging cable going into where it’s human groin would be
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Holy shit. Marcy Kaptur becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, and its worse than all the rest combined. "I voted WITH Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of schools, and let me be clear, boys should NOT play in girls sports." This is getting out of control.
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Yllande @yllande.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today's my birthday! 🎂 If you've enjoyed my art this year, a like or retweet would mean the world. Thank youuu! 🤍
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Indigenous people are defying Canada's anti-LGBTQ+ laws and offering a safe haven for trans people on their land globalnews.ca/news/1205333...
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Alberta First Nation invokes treaty clause to set up gender-affirming care safe haven | Globalnews.ca
Saddle Lake Cree Nation says it aims to defy Premier Danielle Smith’s government by establishing a safe haven for gender-affirming medical care — contrary to provincial law.
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Kentris @kentris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Playstation can produce mind-boggling effects.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 07/09/2026
bending space time in my bowels and shitting so fast it causes a nuclear explosion
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「YASE」 eek!-clips 🎃 @eclipse.yase.world · 31/10/2025
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Even in a still photo her acting is bad
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Ripley @h0lycr0w.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Twitter went ape shit over these
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
found out today making swedish chef noises instead of throwing the ball gets her insanely pissed off
barking dog
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 29/08/2026
jesus CHRIST
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/08/2026
i don't know who needs to hear this but go fuck yourself
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can't stop laughing at this picture of Dragon at the groomer.
Dragon the cat getting groomed with a "what the fuck is you doing??" look on his face.A close-up of his very funny face.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Peter Cullen was the sole voice that was responsible for generating hype for anime coming to the west. RIP Legend
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The Constable @theiconstable.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Overshadowed by Gundam, but I need everyone to hear how he went harder than anyone ever needed to over a harem anime. Absolute impeccable delivery.
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Toonami - Tenchi Muyo! 2 Minute Promo (1080p HD)
YouTube video by SlimD716
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
after day 1 this is by far the most popular print and i cannot blame you it is pretty good and we all love education from our pyrs
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 15/08/2026
since kingdom hearts is in the news, have a classic doodle
Kingdom Hearts doodle
Maleficent: You see that? He replaced you with an angry duck.
Riku: what the heck, dude…
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
iran being able to tell the US to fuck off and the US not being able to do anything about it does feel like one of those historically important milestones. near the conclusion of the chapter on western imperialism in the middle east, hopefully
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I've been making changes in my personal life that I haven't spoken very publicly on, but one thing I do want to be public is that my close friends call me Bea now. And if any of you want to call me Bea or B, that would make me very happy. <3 But no pressure, I won't be upset if I hear Martin.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
electrocute that little freak
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We’ll be watching each and every one of your posts.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the shit they were doing in mass effect 2 was crazy dude
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/07/2026
came home to discover that this mongrel ate three of the six waffles i had made for the kids this morning
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Ben Diskin @bendiskin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Thank Naminé.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Look at this damp pervert
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Conor McGregor blew out his knee on his very first kick and his debut after a five year hiatus ends in the first round
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 11/07/2026
Gurren Lagann is correct about its central conceit that the entirety of the power of the human spirit is ignited at the intersection of hope, belief, faith & trust. And that despair not only limits imagination but is also a spiritual death that leaves us helpless when facing humanity’s adversaries.
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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