InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We’ll be watching each and every one of your posts. 5460483
Doremus Jessup @djessup.bsky.social · 06/08/2026So he can bite out my achilles tendon when I wake up in the middle of the night to turn my piss into gold? I don’t think so. 010
William Wenge-Murphy @billywm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If he comes near me I'll put him back in computer 000
Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The InfoWar Elf is the best mascot for a company since Jesus for the bible. 042
Lizzie @snowbound-drake.kirjava.love · 06/08/2026I welcome the elf to hang out with my cats down there. 000
betterangels716.bsky.social @betterangels716.bsky.social · 06/08/2026So cool that Robert Smith of The Cure is playing the elf!!! 010
R2-Danielle2 @msdanielle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My Blueskys don’t have stories, Mr. InfoWars, sir. 000
italianstylemeats @blagueplague.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I've seen the 1973 documentary Don't Be Afraid of the Dark. I don't need this frickin elf in my house. 000
Duchess of Naught @duchessofnaught.eurosky.social · 06/08/2026Why doesn't he have his own account? 020
Eliza Jayne @elizajayne.bsky.social · 06/08/2026That might give me a heart attack but at least I wouldn't have to be alive for whatever is coming next in our country. 030
Chris Kenney @ckenney711.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I heard he makes your blood explode. Interested. 020
sloppymoses.bsky.social @sloppymoses.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sad to see InfoWars still promoting this “elf” even after all the terrible atrocities they have committed. These families deserve justice #notmyelf 010
Rachel, Skymoo Queen @undefinedrachel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026static.klipy.comRun Away! Run Away!Alt: monty python and the holy grail gif where they all run away 000
I'm real @goodnicehot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I would like to opt out of this please. I do not wish for the elf. Thank you sir. 0100
Down the Spiral @downthespiral.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I'm too lazy to read the fine print, but gimme my elf. 010
Kevin Potter @kevinmpotter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026COPY+PASTE THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE AND SPREAD THE WORD: I do not consent to Facebook giving my posts to the the Infowars Elf. Thank you and God bless 161
Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It looks like Will Ferrell is homeless with a meth habit. 000
Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Woah, would that mean I technically have a bunk bed? An Elf and a bunk bed?! Childhood dream come true! 000
Lil Nibbler, LBWI @lilnibbler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I hope this is illegal otherwise I don't want it. 000
Big Money Tim (A real Tim and a real human being) @bigmoneytim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Got him some snacks 0140
Dust king @dustking24.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The infowars elf's heavy breathing from my closet is making it hard to sleep 020
kevin2170.bsky.social @kevin2170.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My wife thinks the elf looks like a “pedophile”. Will be funny to have “pedophile” under her side of bed but not mine, no thank you. 000
Löre Wren 🇨🇦 @lorewren.ca · 06/08/2026Considering how bad my sex life is, maybe it wouldn't be such a bad thing.... 010
🦋Tristra🦋 @tristra.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I have too many thumbs and I feel like this would help me 050
Toothy Chicken @toothychicken.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Going to put a little plate of dentures under there in the hopes he will eat them and scram, like Santa Claus. 000
Andreas Krennmair @akrennmair.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Good thing I'm not elderly and have no dentures. 000
Mrs. J @janetpnw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I need to know more about this. Do I accept the prize or keep chained in my basement as my replacement gimp? 000
Bluesette @bluesette13.bsky.social · 06/08/2026An elf under the bed is better than an elf on the shelf! 000
Queen Pandadala🔞🏳️⚧️ @queenpandadala.bsky.social · 06/08/2026God, I wish I was that elf but sadly i'm afraid of old people. 000
wotan3 change your heart or die, free Palestine - and fuck ice @wotan3.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I’m ready 000
Dogs Running In Circles @wbjoalt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Will he get along with the other elfs and occasional troll already taking residence under my bed? Looks like high maintenance. 000
Pope Corky IX @popecorkyix.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Will he be back to just made of cartoon or is this the real elf? 000
Tales of Arcana @talesofarcana.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Is that not supposed to already be happening? 030
