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Wangston Cluesberry

@kevholl.bsky.social
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He/him. Unkillable Battlefield Controller.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 7h
I'm in beast mode! A sloth is a beast. Right?
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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 11h
a black cat stares down a large inflatable halloween black cat lawn decoration. in the second image, the inflatable is deflated and the black cat sits astride its goofy looking floppy head
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is like putting 2 pizzas in the break room after everyone put in 20 hours of overtime and calling it a staff appreciation party.
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nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
putting fish in the office microwave for 10 hours so it's warm when i get to work
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frielf @goblin.fans · 30/09/2026
eventually my skeleton will be someone else's problem
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some absolutely wild x-axis bullshit happening here. Is it time? Is it types of fossil fuels? If it’s quantitative, what are the units? If it’s qualitative, why is there a line and what the hell is that last point of -191?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have to watch someone take a shit before I hire them. If you can’t control your body & mind enough to confidently assault the bowl while holding eye contact (thru plexiglass) with a powerful stranger eating an Italian sub, walk away. Lock in or go home.
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Impossible, but here’s my best shot:
Super Metroid
Final Fantasy III (VI)
The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past
Goldeneye 007
Counter Strike
Mario Kart: Double Dash
Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
Dark Souls
The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/09/2026
"you're getting [Tesla] reliability in everything we make" me: dies
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goddamnit! How long have I been scrolling the “Discover” tab!?
Some AI blue wave nonsense post, so generic and toothless it’s not even worth explaining.
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is this the toughest picture ever??
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goddamn this is cool.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026
@employer give me a paycheck you dumb bitch
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
None miles. This is coming from a guy that’s driven 8000 miles around the country to go to Taco Bell.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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Richard Lawson @rilaws.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
After a career-ending injury, a former stuntman goes to medical school in the new CBS drama Resident Evel
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
An author or therapist (can’t remember) described doing daily life after a traumatic loss kinda like this. You have $100 of energy and one interaction costs like $90. I think about it a lot but I like the RPG -hp analogy better.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
taking environmental damage at the office, -2 hp floating off your body with most coworker interactions
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran? The guy from Game Of Thrones?
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My wife during the Giants Cowboys game: “what the hell is a scattaboo and why do they keep doing it?”
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everything i've seen about cbs news and 60 minutes in 2026 has been against my will
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/09/2026
millions of 60 minutes viewers called 911 tonight bc their shit got so wet they thought they were having some sort of medical emergency
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does she understand that the bones are going to be inside her? What is she promising that dog?!
An ad for a drug that grows “new bone,” with a woman earnestly engaging with a dog who looks like it wants bones.
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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
thinking about him again
Dungeness crab BF 
Chitinous 
Patient
Vulnerable after molt
"ffffffhhhhhhht"
Snip snip 
*Burrows into substrate*
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired…
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wish I would have been fired for Charlie Kirk posts, cause I would have had paid leave and a nice settlement and been rehired by now.
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Remember when John Kerry was like “I was on a boat” and everyone was like “bullshit! how dare you try to be president!”
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think this is so smart. Games are not movies. Mario is not about a plumber or rescuing a princess, it’s about jumping. RE is about scarcity and panic and being afraid to open a door.
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Who is Oasis for? Am I too old or too young? I’ve never given a single fuck about them, but their whole thing happened in the formative years of my life. Like, you all know Rage Against The Machine and Radiohead were around right?
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s fuggin’ Congo time!
Popcorn with sour patch kids and a big glass of rosé. Sequoia is politely waiting for her popcorn offerings Bruce Campbell!?
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think this actually says quite a bit about my current state.
Remarkably Bright Creatures 
Speed
Barbarian
Pressure
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What are these showtimes!? Who can go to these? Let me see Matt Johnson’s Tony!
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
lying on my arm until it goes numb before i begin fixing dinner so it feels like someone else is cooking tonight
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cashing out my retirement to bet on the “Will George Santos get banned from Kalshi?” market on Kalshi.
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Honestly Kalshi’s fault for having George Santos markets. If you’re not gonna let him cheat, what’s even the point?
wired.com
George Santos Just Got Hit With Kalshi’s First-Ever Lifetime Ban
The former US representative was also fined more than $71,000 for allegedly attempting to manipulate the prediction market.
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yahoo called these “guillotine leagues” last year and I’m filing this under capitulation to fascists. Cowards…
Yahoo Fantasy Sports tab for “Death League”
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Nobody cares about your Kalshi bet” is the new “nobody cares about your fantasy team”
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DrewForOne @drewforone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
SOUND ON
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Chapter 33. Trisolaris: Sophon
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hereby declare that Hasan Piker is renamed to Hasan America.
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Okay, I like Nathan Fillion as much as the next guy, but what are we doing here?
Tile for Lanterns on HBO that is just Nathan Fillion’s face, even though he hasn’t appeared in the show yet.Tile for the film Superman is just Nathan Fillion who plays as minor character in the movie.
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Paleontologist goes to an amusement park and gets stuck watching someone else’s kids.
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Mónica C. Camacho @mc2x.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nine Men Go Hiking, the beloved sequel to Fourteen Men Go Hiking
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The kids eat soup in a basement and the adults are sad.
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 26/08/2026
The hot takes factory has announced they will no longer tolerate the production of cool ranch flavored hot takes
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Wangston Cluesberry @kevholl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The hell? You’re gonna step on @tristanacooper.bsky.social’s corner like that?
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