Reposted by kellyInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this 26819899
kelly @kellyjohnson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i think it’s very weird when friend groups all permanently share their locations with each other and also i need my friends to permanently share their locations with me. what if they’re doing something and i want to come with 010
kelly @kellyjohnson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026what a day to be a villa fan. absolute fucking disgrace. 030
Reposted by kellyTony Cardone @tonycardone.com · 22/08/2026Great to see the Tottenham meme of the season has already arrived. 051
kelly @kellyjohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i have an appointment tomorrow afternoon so i better start getting anxious about it now just to be safe 161
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kelly @kellyjohnson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026hmm not sure Potato is receiving the praise he deserves but ok 110
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kelly @kellyjohnson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026i was emotionally prepared for this ending but i’m still bummed it had to end with trump’s gross little fingies in there 020
kelly @kellyjohnson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026i brought brownies to the bar ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL 130
Reposted by kellyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Seeing a lot of very mean spirited posts about Mitch McConnell just because he did evil things to you and your family 181262146
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kelly @kellyjohnson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i’m drunk and overjoyed about this win and making pasta ok see u all tomorrow 120
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kelly @kellyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026what a run. it’s corny but football can be so beautiful. 010
Reposted by kellySam Svilar @sammich923.bsky.social · 04/07/2026By occasion, situation, and brilliance of execution, this might be the greatest goal I have ever seen. 1257
![DRAINSAW MAN
@Jlonwavves
Three bullets colliding
[quote-posting a post by Niall @niallmoran_ on 2020-05-06 that reads “These bullets collided in Gallipoli in 1916. The chances of this happening were one in a billion. Name something more unlikely to happen...” with a
photo of a bullet that has pierced another bullet]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreidhigzcars55uorjhytmhazqrmp4k3cfjym2odsompkmj6geq4cua)
![FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
JON FINISHES JAR OF SALSA
“I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point,” says Bluesky personality
NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) announced Friday afternoon that he and his family has finished a jar of salsa purchased weeks prior, and plan to purchase a new jar of salsa in short order.
“I finished the last of it today,” Jon said. “I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point.”
Jon offered little insight into whether he’ll stick with the same brand of salsa, or reach for another label. “I don’t know,” he said. “I’ll just grab whatever [the grocery store has available], probably.”
Taco nights must be a hit in the Bois household, no? “I mean, yeah, I guess,” Jon offers. “ We put it on our tacos and stuff. All that’s really going on here is that I ran out, so I’m gonna get some more. I don’t think there’s much more to it than that.”
Perhaps Jon would be interested in hearing some of his Bluesky followers’ favorite brands of salsa?
“No, not really.”
Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account)
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