keir @keiraslan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Anyway I got my official autism diagnosis a month ago and I’m in that phase other people have described where the mask drops and you’re even more autistic. I kinda love it tbh but neurotypicals still manage to ask or say clumsy hurtful things and I want them to leave me alone for a bit. 140
keir @keiraslan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Remember, we are still in No Neurotypicals 2026, you may reapply in January. Thank you for your interest. 051
Reposted by keirAnnette @weeble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Okay kinda embarrassing to ask this after so long but does everybody get the little watermark in the bottom right of their vision, "This mortal body is not invested with an immortal soul. Go to settings to activate." It's working fine I don't want to break it. 0163
Reposted by keirLaura Moodie MSP @electlauramoodie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The proposals at Chapelcross will make it the largest data centre in the world. At its peak, it could be consuming the same amount of electricity as more than 2 million homes. Chapelcross cannot be built. The Government and Dumfries & Galloway Council must reject it. @scottishgreens.org 03321
Reposted by keirillandancient.bsky.social @illandancient.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#Scotstober Day 2 - bahoochie Posting mockups of a Central Scots Word Family List, here BAHOOKIE is the 1743th most common word family. 137
Reposted by keirAnnette @weeble.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Do I have any Glasgow friends free on Saturday who want to try out a photo scavenger hunt around the city centre? It's a bit rough and I have probably miscalibrated the difficulty. I have not done a thing like this before and this is kind of a playtest. 1117
Reposted by keirAaron Wistar @aaronwistar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Unnamed literary agent in @thedriftmag.com's anonymous AI confessional. (love this format.) 011236
Reposted by keirEvan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ll take any excuse to recirculate this 41439306
Reposted by keirelias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 14/09/2026MACKLEMORE: [delivering heartfelt speech about palestinian rights and the evils of apartheid] SHEERAN: I love your passion [texting manager: can mr beast sing???] 21076157
Reposted by keirCorinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 14/09/2026can those of you mad because you think trans whining on microblogs will depress support for dem politicians please imagine for one second how dem politicians spouting transphobia on enormous mainstream platforms depresses support for trans people 152186591
Reposted by keirMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297767668
Reposted by keirDouglas Murphy @entschwindet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026thought this comment was actually quite perceptive – maybe the realisation is not quite "it's going to imminently kill us all" but rather "there's *literally* no way to control what it does on the way to a goal" 628354
Reposted by keirRebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 12/09/2026I see ppl sharing posts about how we all came together after 9/11. It makes me laugh every year. I was in Boston w my Syrian boyfriend, and guys at the fucking Bickford's squared up against us. My own brother called him a a "sand n*****" at our other brother's wedding. 1846235
Reposted by keirRoland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comNo cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in ScotlandA study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective". 6461312289
Reposted by keirStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026 81300411
Reposted by keirRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is the actual pitching stance of new Sox pitcher Klapton Bumpus. He can shoot a knuckleball out of his asshole. Incredible. 🇺🇸 2956432
keir @keiraslan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Today I rejoice in the discovery that my new much more comfortable but less perky and padded and underwired bras still give me some cleavage. 010
Reposted by keirStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/01/2025 124587
Reposted by keirCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i knit a shawl of fake memories from a cruel little world of caste and fake latin, and i wrap it around my soft mind so that nothing new can chill or change it. i'm a ravenclaw! i shout, as i pour coins into a bucket tied around your neck with wire. that means I'm smart, i explain, watching you sink 51187216
Reposted by keirdanielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I can’t believe so many men walk around bagless. Nothing respectably slung over one shoulder. just stuffing their pockets with their wares like toddlers collecting stones 341041172
keir @keiraslan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026As a cis lady in the midst of a horrific perimenopause who is experiencing different combinations and dosages of HRT: GIVE TRANS WOMEN PROGESTERONE 180
Reposted by keirAnnette @weeble.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I keep my passwords in an excel spreadsheet on a 5.25" floppy disk nailed to a magnetic whiteboard above the fish-tank in my basement, and my toddler looks them up and reads them out to me over the phone. 151
Reposted by keirFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week. 363013765
Reposted by keirGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/08/2026I'd like to think they broke the mold after they made me, but I've run into quite a few others who find basic tasks extremely difficult and will die rather than seek help 0535
Reposted by keir🌈Wally ~ Meditating in her Cave🌈 @wallyaurora.bsky.social · 15/06/2026oh yeah, in terms of good news- I haven't seen anyone talking about this??? In short- worst case scenario of 4C warming by 2100 is no longer possible, new worst-case is 2.8C now DOES NOT MEAN we just relax- the only way we got here is through hard work- but it means THE HARD WORK IS WORKING 3116894727
Reposted by keirmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms 124664999
Reposted by keirAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling. They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account. 229114165343
Reposted by keirorbette @orbette.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Well this seems interesting and unsurprising archive.ph/vB0BP 5281124
keir @keiraslan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026When did I start saying “hing” instead of “thing” and where do I lodge my complaint. 240
keir @keiraslan.bsky.social · 01/08/202619 years in Scotland today. I guess I’ll report back in a year and we’ll do something. 160
Reposted by keirNight of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception 1241251114
keir @keiraslan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m having a great time. Instead of breaking 10 years of sobriety I’m going to eat a McDonald’s McPlant burger and drink too much coffee, fuck you. 050
keir @keiraslan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026In terms of emotional volatility, perimenopause is much like puberty except that in puberty you’re like “one day this will be over, I will have boobs and be an adult” and now it’s just “one day this will be over, I will have no labia, my vagina might fall out, I will get osteoporosis and die.” 010
Reposted by keirSian Berry MP @sianberry.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Ministers have one last chance, and a huge responsibility, to make sure the discriminatory draft EHRC Code is withdrawn, and write laws that protect the rights of trans people. So many MPs and leaders like @rachelmillward.bsky.social have stood up as allies to oppose it. #transrightsarehumanrights 7320121
keir @keiraslan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I mean that feels more normal than my usual which is a constant urge to peel a full layer of skin off or perhaps all of my flesh so that I can just be a skeleton. 000
keir @keiraslan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Strong desire to swim naked in a lake at night somewhere secluded and scream my lungs out. Normal? 000
Reposted by keirBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Yeah I'd like to get laid... laid to rest! 221259178
Reposted by keirEric Ansley Díaz 🏳️🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?... 10778102900