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keegan (they/them)

@keegatron.bsky.social
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minimalist run streaker, vegan, language enthusiast, coffee enjoyer. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 13h
I have to say, I’m a little uncomfortable with how fast everyone jumps to “call the police” as a solution. The police can make any situation worse.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 19h
I’m normally not a Klobuchar fan but it was pretty satisfying to see her absolutely dunk on a man trying to do a sports related gotcha.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One bit of nuance that I think gets lost in political hot takes is the gap between the existing system or laws vs describing the de facto reality on the ground.
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🦥🎃 lex (they/she) 👻 (luddite arc) @just-slothlike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i feel like if you say "the most threatening words are i'm from the government and i'm here to help" and you're the government it's a you problem.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I realize that those who made big brother’s fucking TV ads don’t care if it’s illegal, but why aren’t media companies willing to say “sorry, can’t sell you that ad, it would be illegal”
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Donald Trump is at war with the press because its coverage of him consists almost entirely of the stupid shit he says and does.
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John in Western New York @johnwalczak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus. I love this for them.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t believe any of that shit anymore but Gavin Newsom looks like what 90s evangelicals thought the anti-Christ was going to look like.
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molly priddy @mollypriddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
as you get older you really begin to understand how many hinges the human body has
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 19/09/2026
guys i’m starting to think the american government isn’t always honest with us, in fact, they may even be hiding some things from us
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 16/09/2026
We've had stupid Presidents before but not one who was this proud of it
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s really funny how “if you’re a good president they WANT to name stuff after you” seems to literally have never occurred to him.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People love to hate Priuses, but mine still gets 50 mpg after 15 years and 272,000 miles. Some of the most reliable and efficient cars ever made.
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Listen up, I checked, there's nothing good on the internet today. All the good stuff is offline, this has been independently verified, you don't need to look at the internet anymore today, you can check back in tomorrow if you want.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Donald Trump and the Republicans want you to be terrified of socialists. But they really don’t want to talk about our core economic policies, because the moment you spell those policies out, they sound pretty good.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It really sucks that collectively as a country we’ve spent most of the 25 years after 9/11 being the absolute worst versions of ourselves 
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was a senior in high school in Indiana in 2001. It’s really hard to overstate the level of overt Islamophobia and general xenophobia that came to the surface.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Let’s be honest, if it were legal or he actually did it, there’s basically no chance anyone in Minnesota would get the $5k. The entire second administration has been dedicated to punishing states that don’t lick his boots enough. They’d find a way to not pay in certain states.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I guess you could say he knows his audience (extremely credulous, not very smart, have fallen for grifters before)
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Mike Dawson @mikedawson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sorry to be dumbly credulous, but if the GOP wanted to give everybody 5K, why wait until after the elections? Why not do it now while they have complete control of government?
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Where are the republicans that spent the entire Biden and Obama presidencies bitching about high gas prices? Seems like they’ve been pretty quiet recently.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Didn’t they complain about Biden causing inflation by giving out too much stimulus (despite the fact that he wasn’t even president for most of the stimulus)?
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Think Progressive Causality Insurance (sic) knows there are (hopefully) AI generated podcast ads that autocorrected the name of the company?
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here’s my argument against most uses of AI: it’s wrong about stuff ALL THE TIME, but you only notice when it’s wrong about something you already know. Most people are not asking AI things they already know. Therefore they’re often unable to notice when it’s wrong unless it’s absurdly wrong.
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Erica (she/her) 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️⚧️ @transnormative.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I simply refuse to take any reports of Republicans being furious with Trump seriously until they actually stop something he's doing.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
People are gonna hate this one, but always speeding is MAGA coded behavior. Hyper individualism, no concern for the safety of others, the law is just a suggestion and doesn’t apply to me— all of this is right out of the Trump playbook and is not compatible with a functional society.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I find it fascinating when people who are otherwise liberal or progressive feel that it’s beyond then government’s legitimate power to restrict their actions in any meaningful way.
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Riley Silverman @rileysilverman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I find the theory that there’s already secretly trans women in the WNBA so funny, because if it were true, which it’s not, it single-handedly undermines every argument against trans inclusion in sports.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s honestly kinda disturbing how many people feel entitled to drive at speeds that have been specifically prohibited by law and think anyone that gets in their way is the problem, and not their reckless desire to exceed every single posted speed limit.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 28/08/2026
What I find fascinating is that not a single person who says they oppose illegal immigration on the grounds that "you should just come here legally" has ever been able to correctly tell me what the process for coming to the US legally is.
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lupacabra @lupacabra.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
JK Rowling sucks shit. She's a transphobic, antisemitic, racist asshole. Her shitty little wizard books are full of mid writing and barely concealed bigotry. Find a better franchise, my dudes. It won't be hard to do, I assure you, because her books are indeed not very good.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
posted in the lefty folk group chat
Karl Marks, the communist manifesto, Dolly Parton, 9-5
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“9 to 5, yeah, yes, they got you where they want you There's a better life And you think about it, don't you? It's a rich man's game No matter what they call it And you spend your life Putting money in his wallet”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
damn, this keeps happening to the wrong octogenarians.
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The Littlest Death 🔪🐇🩸 @mswisp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
trans "debates" all boil down to whether you think being trans is a real thing we go through or some fake bullshit we make up and allies are very bad at hiding it when they secretly think it's the latter
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 12/08/2026
The election results broadcast my kid is watching just featured a guy pointing at a map of Wisconsin and saying “it’s going to come down to the population centers like Minneapolis”
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
once again i am suggesting primaries should run on RCV
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/08/2026
STOP THE COUNT
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/08/2026
that’s fucking right
Peggy Flanagan wearing a protect trans kids shirt
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
age 16: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 46: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for a functional search engine or the library or friends
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Kobey Layne @kobey4governor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Freedom means the government and the corporations stay out of your doctor's office, your marriage, and your phone. It’s the most Minnesotan idea there is: to mind your own business, and let your neighbor live theirs.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People are rightly calling out that JKR’s bigotry was there the whole time, but my hottest Harry Potter take is that the books aren’t even that good. Unless you discovered them at a very impressionable age, you probably wouldn’t even like them.
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keegan (they/them) @keegatron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
All the Fauci stuff has me wondering - who do they think was president in 2020?
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There is a special place in hell reserved for every single one of these NBA players going OH THE WNBA WON'T BE TRANSPHOBIC? TIME FOR ME TO TRY AND FORCE THEM TO BE TRANSPHOBIC
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