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Sean Kearney

@kearfacts.bsky.social
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Philly / husband / pro-democracy / big ol game nerd/ sometimes poems / sometimes drumming / sometimes painting / Abolish ICE

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Ciara Torres-Spelliscy @profciara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💥Ok I see other platforms are blocking this. I met Alex Gibney moons ago at ABCNY (the Association of the Bar for the City of New York). He’s the real deal. Here’s the trailer for Alex Gibney’s documentary about Musk. Let’s Streisand Effect this: www.firstshowing.net/2026/must-se... 👋🎥
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Must See Full Trailer for Alex Gibney's 'Musk' Doc About a Fraudster | FirstShowing.net
"Do we even know this man at all?" Bleecker Street has launched their main official trailer for the must see new documentary film titled simply Musk, about the uber-wealthy tech giant megalomaniac Elo...
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Image showing an anime style girl hiding under a desk. She's labeled "me, minding my own business watching tv." A big red bear from the Charmin toilet paper commercials looms nearby, labeled "the toilet bear talking about its dirty bear ass"
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Cowboys got a bullshit DPI call and a bullshit OPI no-call for 7. Cool.
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Giants have forced the Cowboys to punt on both of their possessions and scored on an old-ass-school, run-heavy drive I'm trying hard to be cool about it
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Didn't think I could hate Acuna more but phew.... That little dance he did before rounding 3rd is gonna add a little more juice to my booing tomorrow afternoon
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Kruk already on one tonight -- threatened to "divorce" Ben and called him and Tom "dumb." We're only in the bottom of the 1st.
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Again, tonight:
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm sorry how did you get a photo of my family computer room circa fall 2000?
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
phillies baseball is so beautiful
a screenshot of my bsky timeline with seven separate people yelling about JT and the phillies
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Guy who can’t fix one pool wants Canada to rake a whole country.
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jack Beer
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
we are here to SPECULATE and participate in MELANCHOLIC REVERIES, you mean-spirited so-and-so
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Laughed so hard the dog is looking at me funny
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Senator Yertle the Turtle is dead isn't he?
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Was that... Garrett Stubbs pretending to motorboat Marsh??
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the boys from hanson with a speech bubble
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I am 100% convinced Tom McCarthy gets weirder when Kruk isn't covering the Phillies game with him. It's like he's become addicted to the chaos.
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/06/2026
just saw banksy clamber up there. get away from there banksy
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/06/2026
in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
John Kruk talking about watching 7 seasons of Love is Blind during a @phillies.bsky.social broadcast
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
A greaser in a beautiful landscape says Happy Tuesday, my intelligent baby. A watermark says GoodMorningLovers

(I love you my clever baby)
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
“HE WAS JUST BLINKING “
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My dog when I walk in
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Kÿle @kbeatt.com · 28/04/2026
Why?
Reuben Amaro wearing a hat for some reason
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It’s nice having a politician who actually wants to do shit. Pretty refreshing. Seems like we should’ve been doing this the whole time.
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Kirk Rudell @rudell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started. Just. Tax. Them.
She reportedly parted ways with Bezos with a jaw-dropping $38.3 billion in Amazon stock. Their divorce settlement included a 4 % stake in the online retail giant or 19.7 million shares. Under the agreement, Bezos kept 75% of the couple's Amazon stock, along with voting control of her shares. Jan 11, 2023MacKenzie Scott has given away over $19 billion in the last 5 years and experts say she's 'changed entire fie...
MacKenzie Scott acknowledged another $2
billion in donations as 2024 comes to a close.MacKenzie Scott, worth $41.1 billion, is on a philanthropic tear and has donated an estimated 46% of her net worth.
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 08/04/2026
if "cancelation" can refer to someone either 1. Being broadly disliked by a bunch of powerless randos on the internet, or 2. Being legally barred from entering a G7 nation, then I think the word is too imprecise for further use. pack it in, fellas
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
There can be no going back to normal. Every single one of us has an obligation to make sure that this existing US order goes to ashes, and that something liberatory rises from them. Without accountability, there will be no moving forward.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The character Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon, waving a cape and disappearing, part of the “but you didn’t do anything “meme.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."
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Becky Hawkins @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Calvin’s dad as the Sicko meme, wearing a helmet and bike outfit, looking through the window saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
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Almost Ordinary - Cassie ✨ @almostordinary.etheric-veil.com · 29/03/2026
An edited scene from Futurama where upon hearing "Attie can use AI to build custom feeds", Professor Farnsworth correctly responds "Tell Attie to fuck off"
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clever display name lacker @pfish.zone · 29/03/2026
Colonel Mustard saying the quoted skeet
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Big Jeb Bush "please (don't) clap" energy
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Holy shit!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/03/2026
it’s gotta be the moon landing for me, the entire thing is solid gold “HOUSTON: Holy shit. TRANQUILITY: Holy mother of fuck. The fucking moon. Over.”
The Onion’s moon landing front page 

HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON
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PseudoPod 🎙️ @pseudopod.org · 24/03/2026
If it has more sides it’s definitely one of ours
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If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I agree with this but I cannot let it be declared funniest without at least a debate being held about this post
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If Innocent, RIP OJ Simpson.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
episode 066
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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A forlorn White House staffer just deleted the worst AI slop video ever
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
episode 108
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EVILy Thomas 🦤🏳️‍🌈 @zhejiang0pterus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone
A leprechaun smoking a bong. Screenshot from Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)
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Freddy @fredzillla.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
took me way too long to realize that Master Onion from Parappa is a literal Rap Scallion 💀
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Hunter Knight @reaperhunter.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Top: Homer scribbles a drawing
Bottom: Homer's drawing of driving oil trucks instead of oil tankers
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
international women’s day
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”
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