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Calvin Kasulke

@kasulke.co
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surprisingly tall transsexual, author of Several People Are Typing, work in various comics, websites, etc.

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey this sounds good
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 23/09/2026
missed this until just now, huge congrats to @lukekennard.bsky.social for making the Booker shortlist!
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 18/09/2026
great first line for a novel in this article if anyone wants it
"Though the marriage didn’t last, Bonilla’s relationship with Costco did."
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 04/09/2026
begging critics to learn the difference between satire and pastiche, this is my most pedantic bête noire
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 03/09/2026
Anderson .Paak is releasing a "collection of freaky-*ss erotic stories" and if we can't get another Silk Sonic album this will have to do
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 01/09/2026
I love editing. nothing generates ideas for the next book more reliably than attempting to revise the current one
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 01/09/2026
just thought the phrase "really beautiful overnight oats." being in your mid-30s kicks ass
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 31/08/2026
hook hand woman doctor
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 14/08/2026
supplies can be depleted; you can be replete with almost anything. seldom is something in a balanced state of plete
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 14/08/2026
to echo @garthgreenwell.bsky.social's sentiments here: while I've found some writing workshops incredibly helpful, nothing has come close to finding other writers who understand my ~project~ with whom I can talk about my work (& vice-versa)
garthgreenwell.substack.com
Why I Don’t Believe in Workshop Anymore
And some thoughts toward a better model for aesthetic education
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 13/08/2026
not entirely sure why everyone is talking about mountains the same week I finished Into Thin Air, a book that encourages you to treat mountains with the same wariness you would a toddler holding a handgun
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 05/08/2026
I reject the appellation "subaru socialist". rude of you to suggest I own a car
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 03/08/2026
La Chanson de Roland Barthes
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 17/07/2026
embarrassed to have participated in a PEN America event mere weeks before they pulled this shit
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 15/07/2026
gotta say, thunderstorm + wildfire smoke + 99 degrees is a new one for me
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 15/07/2026
good LORD
subject line: "your participation has already been arranged"
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 13/07/2026
I understand everyone feels this way sometimes. however, in order to achieve my goal of defeating the human condition,,
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 10/07/2026
you can either learn the right running shoe for you from Brennan, the wiry half-marathoner at the running store, or you can learn it from your physical therapist after the wrong shoe torques your tendons into a balloon animal
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 08/07/2026
I am... possibly the wrongest person in the world to send this to
"Try Slackbot free — your personal AI agent for work. Skip the manual work. Slackbot finds answers, preps your meetings, and gets things done right inside Slack."
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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 08/07/2026
OH LOOK IT"S ME ON LITHUB being a DORK like usual lithub.com/platos-sympo...
lithub.com
Plato’s Symposium Is Actually About Love
I have been obsessed with dinner parties since I was eight or nine. At this age my greatest desire was to get my mum to let me stay up for the ones she threw for her friends. Once I even succeeded.…
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 06/07/2026
erotic thriller is such a great genre concept. like youre naked but you have to save the president
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 30/06/2026
a great thing about @jayasaxena.com is she has this condition where a question like "why do we eat hot sausage when hot weather" results in her researching, at a minimum, 135 years into the past
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 29/06/2026
Better appreciate the Philip Marlowe novels with this one weird trick:
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 24/06/2026
my favorite book I’ve read this year. do yourself the favor
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 23/06/2026
a Celsius is an evil White Claw
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
ONE WEEK LEFT to snag 50% off copies of Sex Change & the City and 2 Trans 2 Furious, plus 50% off the Gender Reveal patreon! (Feat. paywalled chats with @mattielubchansky.com @kasulke.co @nikostratis.com @sabs.bsky.social @goodbyealma.bsky.social @cassiusa.bsky.social and many other hot people!)
50% off new gender reveal patreon memberships, includes 52 bonus episodes, 370 newsletters, exclusive stickers, hot goss, and more! use code pride all month! (the logo for the patron-only podcast Gender Conceal is also pictured) 50% off everything in the girl dad press shop! use code pride all month! the covers of "2 trans 2 furious" and "sex change and the city" are also shown.
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 17/06/2026
in which I confess to using *two* different apps to limit my screen time, because being an addict means knowing I'm not going to magically develop an iron will overnight
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 17/06/2026
Jalen Brunson has done so much for the 5'11" community
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
New York City under socialism …
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 09/06/2026
sometimes you derail a talk with a journalist pal so profoundly that you wind up quoted in an entirely different article. and that's the Calvin Kasulke experience, baby
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
We've got a new Gender Reveal episode that I think y'all would like! @sabs.bsky.social @goodbyealma.bsky.social @kasulke.co and I competed to draft the best bookshelf of transsexual literature :) First two rounds available here or all podcast places: gender.libsyn.com/bonus-the-in...
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 27/05/2026
found my new favorite chum ad
low-res chum box ad reading "10+ scary phone numbers to call" and an image of an iPhone dialing what I presume to be a terrifying phone number
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 23/05/2026
truly no one doing it like Dave was
Willem Dafoe as "Gas" and Don McKellar as "Yevgeny Nourish" in David Croenenberg's 1999 film "eXistenZ"
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 23/05/2026
tired of the meager ambitions of our tech overlords. why is no one building a second the Tower of Babel. if you want to build god you must first lay siege to heaven, and IPO the trebuchets with which you’ll pulverize the seraphim
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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 22/05/2026
Very big thank you to @literaryhub.bsky.social for publishing this excerpt of PLASTIC, PRISM, VOID today 🥰
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 20/05/2026
NBA playoff thoughts from the last two nights of hoops: 1. is Victor Wembanyama god? 2. BING BONG
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 13/05/2026
thinking about why people get surprised when an AI agent does something like, say, delete years' worth of data, and it may be because people have this idea that thinking and feeling are two separate functions. But no, the AI agent deleted all that shit in part because it has no fear of consequences
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 12/05/2026
Ravenous is also proudly a home for dumb blogs. Here's me on the greatest food innovation of my lifetime: the cup that lets you drink soda and eat chicken tenders with one hand. www.weareravenous.com/sip-and-snac...
weareravenous.com
The Genius of the Sip and Snack Cup
Great food innovations come once in a generation. Jaya Saxena argues that this cup is one of them.
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 11/05/2026
the place where I occasionally board Jeff when I'm away sent me an email asking how I would rate his "experience staying with them." I do not know if my dog had a four or five or even a two-star experience with you; he is a dog. I've seen him eat a dorito out of a puddle. I'm sure he had a nice time
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 11/05/2026
current level of NYC Knicks hype: wore a Knicks hoodie on my way to the gym yesterday. Man in a truck leans all the way out his window to SCREAM at me: "WE'RE ENDING IT TONIGHT. THE SERIES ENDS TONIGHT!!" I manage to yell back "Knicks in four" before he drives off
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 06/05/2026
I knew searching "3D printed beyblade" would completely upend my afternoon, and yet
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 05/05/2026
two 20th century alt history scenarios I think about constantly are "what if Lenin publicly named a successor" and "what if Huey Long wasn't assassinated"
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 05/05/2026
to your left, a few checkout clerks with whom you can exchange pleasantries. to your right, the Stanford Prison Experiment in miniature, where failing to scan your yogurt sufficiently means a man in an apron will tase you unconscious
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 04/05/2026
another surprise note from last night: "cooligula"
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 02/05/2026
someone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
LinkedIn hiring notification: Director, Editorial and Social Video, The Free Press
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 30/04/2026
mayor Mamdani I beseech you: bring back NYC's free range, trash-eating pigs
qz.com
The hogs that created America’s first urban working class
On his first visit to America in 1842, Charles Dickens found plenty to ridicule—Americans’ obsession with money, their manners, their tobacco chewing. But the biggest target of Dickens’ humor was New ...
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 27/04/2026
my man entered the race with the blessed attitude of "So excited to run my first marathon! I bet I can go pretty fast :) " and vibed his way into the record books
runnersworld.com
‘Oh My God’: Vinny Mauri Ran His First Marathon—and Became the 4th-Fastest American Marathoner Ever!
How a 25-year-old amateur without a coach or shoe deal shocked the world with a 2:05:54 finish at the Glass City Marathon in Toledo, Ohio.
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
(watching a man ride an ostrich around a small elliptical track) me: hes marvelous master of birds: That's Michael of Movements me: michael. heart of wind. yes, mutate the rider master of birds: MUTATE THE RIDER! Michael of Movements: (suddenly and violently becoming an ibex) eyaaiiaia. guaiooihgh
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 15/04/2026
Guy whose girlfriend "goes to another school" but he’s terrified of her. “She’s not here, is she? You haven’t—thank god. I mean. Oh, bummer.”
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Calvin Kasulke @kasulke.co · 14/04/2026
forgive me if I don't believe AI is going to take over everything, earlier today I tried to save an essay to read later and my phone helpfully suggested I save the article to Lyft
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