Weird Al-gorithim @kayjaybuff.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Not enough attention being given to a truly insane blouse/jacket combo 000
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Guy who has to be friends with Dracula because their wives are friends: Stacey says you can turn into a bat, how’s that working out? 1027522
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 193115273133
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 359209425048
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimtinybaby @tiny.baby · 01/10/2026ive seen a lot of women mention how they feel afraid that any given man might kill them (which, of course, is a justified fear) and i think i figured out a solution: any time you approach a woman you don't know, immediately and clearly say "I am not going to kill you" to help them feel comfortable 81666
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 30/09/20262026-2026 791673285
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026context. sentiment. inferences. People seriously cannot do these things anymore. That’s why they angrily demand you spell out every joke, every reference, super duper promise you mean something only this one prescribed way. They cannot do it for themselves or tolerate the any ambiguity. 213380831
Weird Al-gorithim @kayjaybuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That goddamn one touch repost button on instagram is TERRORISM 000
Weird Al-gorithim @kayjaybuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ve known a lot of reporters in my day and the very best are always giant assholes who have never tucked their shirt in once in their lives 001
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's very funny that so many average people, not in any position in the media or politics, feel the need to volunteer unprompted that they are willing to sacrifice the rights or lives of a particular group of people. Thanks man. Thanks for letting us know. 10656101
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026yeah i’m a gamer 43096
Weird Al-gorithim @kayjaybuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The difference is I would never subject others to it. I’m aware that listening to the Royel Otis cover of Linger more than once a week is the habit of a mentally unhealthy person 000
Weird Al-gorithim @kayjaybuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026A rare “gotta give it up to the big man” for me 100
Weird Al-gorithim @kayjaybuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Unfortunately this is what my playlist typically looks like when I’m anxious and driving to work 110
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimA.J. Wilden🏳️⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message" 52144975760
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/202613-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.theonion.comNew Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te... 180119452006
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimEd @notdred.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I guess it’s important to communicate that MAHA is fundamentally an movement by individuals to capture health care dollars by lying to people about having products and services that work 594731913
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026if your coalition building needs to bring in people who oppose modern medicine and in doing so legitimize/platform their views i would ask: where else have you looked 551948
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimLake Erie! Live! @lake-erie.live · 07/09/2026Current* conditions near Hamburg, NY: 0166
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimInspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026 2338911377
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimRandom Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026مطبخ خليل النجار; شارع الحتو، دير البلح www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q… 2373
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimThe Buffalo News @buffalonews.com · 27/08/2026Erie County and Buffalo Convention Center officials canceled a DHS career expo over planned ICE recruitment, protest risks and public safety concerns, drawing criticism from a Republican county lawmaker.buffalonews.comHomeland Security recruitment event at Buffalo Convention Center canceledErie County and Buffalo Convention Center officials canceled a DHS career expo over planned ICE recruitment, protest risks and public safety concerns, drawing criticism from a Republican county lawmaker. 143
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the fact that democrats can decide to something pointless, like risking midterm success to censure an annoying streamer, and a whole cadre of voters will dutifully fall in line is super instructive on one point: if democrats decided to do smart things those same people would fall right in line 432660359
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimLake Erie! Live! @lake-erie.live · 27/08/2026Current* conditions near Hamburg, NY: 062
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimjoyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!! 2450241043
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimMaybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026 3548108
Weird Al-gorithim @kayjaybuff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026One time a guy pulled a tire iron on me at a stop light because of some perceived slight in traffic. After I diffused it myself and he left, a man in the car next to me rolled his window halfway down and whispered “you ok?” I was pregnant btw 0511
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/08/2024Saw your ass phoning it in for the Responsorial Psalm bro. Mumbling the Mystery of Faith. Yet you still lined up for the Body of Christ. Interesting. 1122418
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026it’s not spreadsheet people, it’s people with spreadsheets 87012
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimbootion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking 92338656
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026[pushing a button on my desk that is not connected to anything and speaking to no one]: janice, hold my calls youtu.be/o4I-Y8XiBIs?...youtu.be'Weird Al' Yankovic: Tiny Desk ConcertYouTube video by NPR Music 562195
Weird Al-gorithim @kayjaybuff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I went to my first boy/girl party in eighth grade and one of the boys put on Dookie 😭 000
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Still reeling over that Pwn Sauce!! 291521290
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 06/02/2026once you learn that Bart Simpson served in Desert Storm it’s a lot more understandable as to why he harassed George H.W. Bush the way he did 119935
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimMaybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026 151883353
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 02/08/2026Odysseus on Poseidon's turbulent seas: 152965
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Sure I use a little AI, but only when I want to write something that fucking sucks that everyone hates. 845552
Weird Al-gorithim @kayjaybuff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ours was a packed house yesterday - a weekday at 10 am. Stuffed to the gills 000
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimNPS Cambot @nps-cambot.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Island in the Sky, Canyonlands National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #CanyonlandsNationalPark 081
Weird Al-gorithim @kayjaybuff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Philanthropy will always ultimately uphold the systems that protect its existence!!!! 010
Reposted by Weird Al-gorithimleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier 4351821127
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![In an inset frame on a deep purple background is a digital straight lift of a Patrick Nagel painting with all the hallmarks, a 3/4 profile of an alabaster-skinned lady looking back at the viewer. He has a short, shiny black, sexy business lady hairstyle, maroon lipstick, darkly outlined pale colored eyes, a big blue, triangular earring, and she’s wearing a sort of gray jacket over a matching camisole type thing, with a ribbon around her neck of the same gray. The background is flat panels of pale blue, lighter gray, and deeper maroon. Some laser-like lines curved over the design casting shadows. Above and below the inset is very 80s tracked-out sans-serif type saying [above] ‘MAYBE’ and [below] ‘IT WILL HAPPEN’. And then at the very bottom set against a big, hot-pink brushstroke shape with a drop shadow is the word ‘TODAY’ done in slashy purple brushstroke lines that are casting a darker pink drop shadow onto the previously mentioned pink brushstroke. The 80s man. Nothing like it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:txddszqio2wctnyyxbbbaflj/bafkreieszxix343ornqktu6p7qbzqyhpi3zzcqgiyfkvw7jkr23npzm3vq)
