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Kattington Bear

@katthew.bsky.social
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@strawbearrylove on the dead site. Paddington Bear doesn’t have an account on here so idk how long this will be a viable platform. love/bear/he

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15h
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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gabi ₊˚⊹♡ @gabifrost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sleepy time tea bear wearing shutter shades
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i know a lot of people really, really want gaza to be a two-sides issue that maps cleanly onto US electoral politics, but it isn't. the mainstream of both parties supports the genocide, because the US as an institution supports the genocide. i know that's uncomfortable but you can't run away from it
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Kattington Bear @katthew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can a meow girl and a yippee boy truly be friends in this twisted world?
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2024
*half-devoured by a giant serpent* I promise I'm not trying to "shed" my responsibilities, haha! But seriously, I will be out of the office unexpectedly until Friday at the earliest, depending on how things go with the snake
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In the famous words of Gillian Jacobs on Community, a lot of voters are like “I can excuse the racism!” But there are no follow up questions. They don’t vote morally and are genuinely surprised when amoral people may be using the government to pillage the country.
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Kattington Bear @katthew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every day I wake up and go “I wish I passed” and then I don’t take my testosterone.
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
do you think fast food companies are pissed off how expensive gambling has made it to advertise during sports now
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Joachim ✊️ UVW-CWA @jdespland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We don't live in slop world because of AI, we live in slop world because the purpose of everything is to generate a return on investment for capital. We evaluate everything along metrics designed to serve that purpose over any other. AI is just the best way we found of optimizing for these metrics.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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Scary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Ms. Rachel thing is instructive because ppl just vaguely talk about her being antisemitic so as to avoid articulating her original offense: daring to feature in her videos a 3 year old whom the IDF blew the feet off of
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
instead of simply calling someone "cowardly" or "having no balls," consider:
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
The thing is, people weren't even asking Ed Sheeran to take a stand for Palestinians. He couldn't even manage to be decent to his own supposed friends.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
disco elysium
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Kattington Bear @katthew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am not complicit in genocide ❤️ Okay that’s enough activism for now
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me .5 seconds after saying the edible ain't shit
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s a bizarre contrarianism in the Democratic Party, where, if an idea catches on with the base it’s treated as presumptively unreasonable forever. Not even an effort to *appear* to be supportive. Politicians used to pander!
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A clip from a magazine cover: TRANSSEXUALS — HOW ARE THEY COPING AT WORK?
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
fyi this is how I want to be addressed from now on. big pink text that says TRANSSEXUALS, followed by the question. TRANSSEXUALS, what would you like for breakfast? TRANSSEXUALS, are you coming to the thing tonight?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wtf kind of pets they got in there
SMOKING
BARE FOOT
PETS
PROHIBITED IN BUILDING
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 14/09/2026
we are macklemore we carry the gays
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey y’all I think this guy might suck
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a solemn day to memorialize the anniversary of half a dozen black colleges going on lockdown because of charlie kirk-related death threats
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'Chilling reminder': Multiple historically Black universities under lockdown after receiving threats
At least six historically Black colleges enacted lockdowns after receiving threats, amid heightened concerns following recent campus violence at Utah Valley University.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would defend "theyfabs" to my last breath. I remember finding you and holding you and growing up together. Passing out midday in safe company. My friends, my siblings, loves, knights, princes. I see you. It never occurred to me to reject you. I don't know how my sisters do it.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I feel very much like a cranky old man saying that everything is busted these days and blaming it all on this newfangled A.I., but, I don't know that I'm wrong
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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
that’s wild. he’s tanking damage for us.
Hasan Piker has officially surpassed
"Transgender" as the most mentioned culture war issue on Fox News for the month of August.
348 mentions of Trans/Transgender
398 mentions of Hasan Piker
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is the same man. With and without glasses. Remember, if a Kryptonian seduces you while wearing glasses, and doesn't disclose up front that he's wearing glasses, that's sexual assault. Don't let it happen to you.
Christopher Reeve as Clark KentChristopher Reeve as Superman
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⚡✨Hexi Lexi🦉⚡ @owlkaline.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
gold star millennial: never read the harry potter books
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 10/02/2026
Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life I love you all I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my ass is the tool of big farts
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the big AI danger is not companies suddenly inventing skynet - that's marketing rubbish, musk promising mars colonies by 2030 type stuff. the danger is companies claiming to have invented skynet and then putting what they actually have, a chatbot, in charge of stuff that's important
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Kattington Bear @katthew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wish I wasn’t such a fucking coward and could actually fucking transition
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🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞 @extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
don't hatewatch it. don't pirate it. don't waste your time with it. fuck JKR and her mediocre at best books. it won't kill the sadness in you to dig your claws into this rotten IP
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The lowest-paid covered remote artists will see wages rise from $40.82 to $62.22 per hour. variety.com/2026/artisan...
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DreamWorks Remote Workers Ratify First Union Agreement With the Animation Guild
DreamWorks remote workers have ratified First Union Agreement with The Animation Guild.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
screenshot of business insider. some old bald guy with a white chinstrap beard and glasses, prolly a government guy. quote says "ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "I'M MAD OLD NOW". guy kinda looks like lincoln, iunno. iunno who he is. see, u dont really want me writing these sometimes. what guys do i know? jimi hendrix, gordon ramsey, thats it. johnny 5. ionno if that counts. hes LIKE a guy. at the end especially, he learned to forgive or whatever.
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
⚠️ Emergency warning

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
“Come on, come on, now that we’ve got all this health food out of the way, let’s get to the good stuff.” — Jeremy Drummond
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Man Watches In Silence As Wife Reveals All The Things She Brought Home From Store That Aren’t Cheez-Its
CARLSBAD, CA—Desperately scanning the kitchen counter for anything besides a fruit or vegetable, local man Jeremy Drummond watched in silence Tuesday as his wife revealed all the things she brought ho...
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 31/08/2026
i have seen a LOT of people say lately that they dont know how a better world can be born out of this one and man i fucking get it, it feels like for my entire life things keep getting worse and the most horrible people keep winning but you have to keep imagining. you have to
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the democrats would rather lose perpetually than win on the left, and they would rather lose than win too big and have people expect them to do things. their incompetence will always be proportional to the ease of victory
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 25/08/2026
northeast Minneapolis excellence
Road work ahead sign tweaked to say "broads tworking ahead"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Stroking off about pussy?
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS.
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Luna @moonbase.lgbt · 26/08/2026
lego out here casually dropping transmasc mario on a wednesday morning
it's a lego minifigure of Mario (from Mario) wearing swimming shorts, with lines on his chest that could be interpreted as top surgery scars
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
donald trump is busy humiliating the US in 10 different ways simultaneously and the democrats are spending their time condemning a twitch streamer. i know they're increasingly unpopular but that there's anyone who still thinks they're a real opposition party boggles the mind. boggles
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It really is quite funny how the people who insisted for years that leftists needed to be pragmatic and meet voters where they are have planted their flag in support of Israel and data centers, two of the most unpopular stances in the country
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sometimes I’ll open threads and immediately be hit with truths I never would expect to find there.
A Threads post by somebody called Georgie Porgie and it says no browse tomorrow for anybody tits at half mast for Dolly
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