Reposted by jul.i.anjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21hFlubbed my gaffe in an important cock-up this morning :/ 314313
jul.i.an @kathand.kim · 29/09/2026seemingly out of nowhere, for seemingly no reason, just imagined a rat audibly farting. a grim portent for the week ahead. 100
Reposted by jul.i.anjezza @extremelywet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know I've been fooled in the past but I'm certain the next big thing in tech is a key chain with a screen and camera on it that allows you to verbally ask an animated creature questions in public. I cannot wait to give mine all my personal and financial information 1348
jul.i.an @kathand.kim · 28/09/2026got ~$35 Australian dollars dropped into my bank acct just the other thanks to the cambridge analytica “debacle” 🤑 I will be spending it on crank 000
Reposted by jul.i.anjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Former elaborator here (don't ask) 5588104
jul.i.an @kathand.kim · 28/09/2026Every person on this website who says they've never heard a Hantarash song or heard of the song 'They Saved Hitler's Cock' is gonna have sooooo many opinions about what the mainstream US voter actually wants to hear from the Democrats this fall. 020
jul.i.an @kathand.kim · 28/09/2026when a legacy act releases an album of new material after like 40 years, you'd best believe the cover art is gonna be an AI generated image of an astronaut in field of flowers 000
Reposted by jul.i.anJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 07/10/2024wanna know how i got these scars… and this ashtray… and this paddle game… and this remote control… 38713
Reposted by jul.i.anleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356151268
Reposted by jul.i.anMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter: 211250326
Reposted by jul.i.anWhitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English. 42103104370
jul.i.an @kathand.kim · 24/09/2026Up look now, fear don't in cower, I coming won't any be lower. Come peace I in – am but what I? 001
Reposted by jul.i.anUFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026An hovered object in the sky. 066
Reposted by jul.i.anPatrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026probably Australia’s best writer if we’re being honest 091
jul.i.an @kathand.kim · 22/09/2026i Am really trying hard not to come across as conspicuously quirky but i do and will always find it “fun” to refer to a mixed drink as a gin vs tonic, tequila vs soda etc 010
Reposted by jul.i.anUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 18/09/2026One thing you can always skip is being careful when opening overhead luggage bins. It's just a waste of everyone's time, since items most likely stayed in place during travel. 327014
jul.i.an @kathand.kim · 17/09/2026I'M NOT "THE WOKE STEPDAD"… I'M THE STEPDAD WHO WENT WOKE!!!!!! 000
Reposted by jul.i.an"fart" @jonhendren.com · 17/09/2026Today is the only day you can repost this.. 019920
Reposted by jul.i.anBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Gotye music video where the wallpaper is Facebook posts from a page called “Intriguing Inspirations” 2826
Reposted by jul.i.anpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 16/08/2024Peter Falk's self-portraits as Columbo 131066211
jul.i.an @kathand.kim · 09/09/2026farted on the sybian by accident and now it‘s stopped bibrating ?? @support.sybian.team @team.sybian 030
Reposted by jul.i.anDr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026why don't you help yourself to a nice big cup of please continue 1468
Reposted by jul.i.anStimpy @svongimpy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026youtu.be/O-HOS6R8CEQ?... @demilardner.bsky.social is a genius. I love this series and everything about it. Absolute perfectionyoutu.beThe Most Normal Game Show in the World with Demi Lardner | Jobs & Emails w/Alex Lee + David CorreosYouTube video by Grouse House 0232
Reposted by jul.i.anNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026having a normal one on r/condiments 862806397
Reposted by jul.i.anUFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Multiple ships taking sample from Cooks River, Sydney 051
Reposted by jul.i.anrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The Plumber, 2028 Action jason statham: i'm a plumma. that means a few fings. but if they called me, it means your life's circling the drain. 015615
jul.i.an @kathand.kim · 03/09/2026musicyourdadsmake.bandcamp.com/track/alread... "it's good as"musicyourdadsmake.bandcamp.comAlready Something, by #1 Dadsfrom the album Every Little Fire (LP | 2026) 010
Reposted by jul.i.anpatrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026brushing my teeth for Dolly Parton who’s brave enough to join me ? #BrushTeethForDolly #100MillionBrushersStrongForDolly 1627
jul.i.an @kathand.kim · 24/08/2026i can't wait to get me hands on this presumably vile book by one of our best writers 121
Reposted by jul.i.anPatrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026CRAIGIE Kickstarter is still going. 2 weeks to hit 20k. Yes, it was fully funded in a week, but more money = more books and goodies. www.kickstarter.com/projects/wha...kickstarter.comCRAIGIE + WHARF RAT PRESSFrom Patrick Marlborough, the author of Nock Loose, comes a munted literary satire built to launch their alt-OzLit imprint. 043
Reposted by jul.i.anUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'm a girl-dad. I'll just show myself out. Think it through 68516
Reposted by jul.i.anDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere 563233419
