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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
8/21/2017 Eclipse, DSC02042 - From Brian Swift (bswift.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/Y3rvG1
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane Kiffin looks like David Lee Roth's evil son.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As with American culture, Dolly sought to represent the best of what southern culture can be, in defiance of the no-good peckerwood assholes who try to define it at its worst
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/04/2026
I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 31/07/2026
"What’s the real violence here? When I capture a guy from a Saxon village, bring him back to Wallachia, and impale him in the public square? Or when you subsequently bully me with the hurtful nickname Vlad the Impaler?"
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You Impale One Guy, and Suddenly You’re “Vlad the Impaler”
“There’s so much more to me than impaling. I paint watercolors. I run half-marathons. I am a father, many times over, all across the Wallachian countryside. ...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If we vetted these ICE motherfuckers we’d probably find that most of them have a history of violence against women. Worth mentioning that almost every mass shooter turns out to have a history of violence against women.
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Dia 🐷 @diabigpig.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you tell me you hate cats, then we cant be friends. We cant sleep together. We cant be anything other than me being disgusted by you. Loser ass bitch.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Altman surprised to see Richard Kimble entering the banquet hall in the middle of his presentation
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Reasons to stay alive starter pack:
- Mothman
- Your favorite scary movie
- Skeletor
- Out of spite
- Those books you haven't read
- Pets
- Halloween is coming
- New music
- Outliving and eventually dancing on the graves of your enemies
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
And next time everyone is going to listen to the folks calling out red flags in their anointed candidates before it gets this far instead of seething and declaring that they are on the side of fascism, right, guys? Right? Guys?
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It is an undisputed and ubiquitously known fact that women and black people are considerably more likely to be working class, and yet every political pundit conveniently forgets this to try to appeal to the group that is most likely to NOT be working class
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Richard Ferro, MD MSc @richferro.com · 06/07/2026
If you’re not watching this on Telemundo what the hell are you even doing
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@jpbrammer.bsky.social
@jpbrammer - Lord I ask that you destroy the things I cannot control or however the saying goes
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
For the people saying critics of Democrats on immigration from the left don’t have an alternative, I always say “go look at the Statue of Liberty, that’s our immigration policy.”
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/05/2026
"Where to even begin? I mean, first of all, we killed a guy." buff.ly/Hvrn8oI
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A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
’You can’t expect luxury on public transit, but the seats were very uncomfortable. Also, the brakes failed, and we began barreling uncontrollably down the tr...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
youtube.com
H.Y.C.Y.BH? (Official Video)
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 15/05/2026
"I thought I made myself perfectly clear the last time you came home with one of my kids. You are not welcome here. I am busy with real life, working full-time and schlepping my three kids to sporting events in which they are mediocre at best. I don’t have time for your bullshit."
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An Open Letter to My Son’s Recorder
March 7 2021 5/18/23 5/21/25 5/15/26
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.
Sean Connery in The Untouchables
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
*tapping the sign*
A meme with a possum wearing a hat, a mushroom, a cast iron skillet, and a plate of cornbread that reads “ignoring and writing off southern states as unsalvageable due to regressive policies does nothing to help those fighting against such policies and only aids further regression. Your neighborhood isn’t better just because it has brick oven pizzas and craft breweries.”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."
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Rachael @rachaelt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
god bless science for figuring out how to get that bear more cocaine
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Cocaine Pollution Seems to Make Salmon Swim Faster and Farther Than Usual. Scientists Don't Know the Long-Term Consequences
The illegal drug’s main byproduct, benzoylecgonine, caused more robust effects than cocaine itself. Wastewater treatment plants often don't fully process such metabolites, so they are frequently found...
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
NEW: Pope Leo XIV told the world’s press today that the Catholic Church’s moral imagination has long been too narrowed to sexual ethics — and that war, migration, and human dignity are the “much greater, more important issues” of our time.
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“I Cannot Be in Favor of War” — Pope Leo XIV's Wide-Ranging In-Flight Press Conference From Africa
On the flight back from Africa, Leo addressed Iran, migration, the death penalty, and LBGTQ issues. He said he carries a photo with him of a Lebanese boy who was killed in the conflict.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 23/04/2026
Kinda feels like this whole thing merits more coverage by the main stream media. Beyond just me posting it about it at ny times dot com. I dunno, just seems like an interesting thing. CC the media www.edsbscharitybowl.com
$1,056,067 raised for refugee charity by college football podcast community in roughly half of the annual charity event's run time
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
hey
Raised so far
$1,009,343
New Goal: $1,500,000
Our Goal
$1,000,000
Total Donors
3250
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 20/04/2026
Did I just argue with a joke?

Part of a Bluesky educational series
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New American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
GOOD MORNING. The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is now live. #CharitibundiBowl www.edsbscharitybowl.com
edsbscharitybowl.com
EDSBS Charity Bowl 2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/04/2026
Ossoff: "How does American politics really work? It's coin operated. Money goes in, favors come out. It's been running on secret money, corporate money, billionaire money ... all of this gave rise to a depraved president who exploits this rot to empower and enrich himself"
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.
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DrSinBin @drsinbin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
how i defeated fascism with a fucking pocket square by luigi

it is futile

violence
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, the United States had spent that money helping the people of the United States
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Yessssss www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...
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Virginia Governor Ends Tax Breaks for Confederate Groups
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 14/04/2026
“The Falling Birth Rate: A Crisis with Many Complex Causes, All of Them Female” “Women Cite ‘Financial Instability’ for Not Having Children. What Aren’t They Telling Us?” “Did Feminism Ruin the Birth Rate?”
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America’s Op-ed Columnists Brainstorm Future Headlines About the Birth Rate
“Experts Warn the Falling Birth Rate Could Have Serious Consequences for Men”
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Laurie Ulster @floobish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Octavia E. Butler, 1998:
From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING

Choose your leaders

with wisdom and forethought.

To be led by a coward

is to be controlled

by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool


is to be led

by the opportunists

who control the fool.

To be led by a thief

is to offer up

your most precious treasures

to be stolen.
To be led by a liar


is to ask

to be told lies.

To be led by a tyrant

is to sell yourself

and those you love

into slavery.
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Fighting with the pope, thinking of himself as god, humiliated in a naval war of choice he assumed he would win easily over an "inferior" people, surrounded by kook healers and medical advisors, obsessed with familial legacy in the shadow of an actually successful father, this man is Nicholas II
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 12/04/2026
Lord, I see what you’ve done for others
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/04/2026
Kaine: "You don't sucker punch somebody in a bar and then blame your buddies when they don't join the fight with you. If the president wanted the support of allies, he should've respected them instead of putting tariffs on their economies and trash talking them."
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