Reposted by Williamtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 189112253058
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s either Cruella Deville or the thunderclap intro to “the thunder rolls” by Garth Brooks. 010
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Had a “questionable to return” graphic earlier for the Pitt qb, and he’s on the sidelines in slacks. Come on now 020
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026VT/BC is 0-0 with a combined 0 for 11 on 3rd down. THIS is a classic Beamer game. 071
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s buried deep in that third image, but #gohokies 🦃 110
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026FS1 announcer: “this looks like a classic Frank Beamer team” Meanwhile we’ve had an extra point blocked and have way better offense than defense. This is nothing like a classic Beamer team 240
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My second cousin is getting married in Katy, TX. We’re flying out early and bebopping around San Antonio with my parents. It’ll be the first flight/trip our ~1 y.o. Might get a pair of boots made at Little’s in SA. Gonna eat tacos and brisket until the suit for the wedding no longer fits 120
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Shenandoah River is my home water (the north fork, specifically.) hearing a tent full of Germans singing about it at Oktoberfest made my heart full 150
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They’re going to find someone melted to their seat after the game ends 010
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Southwest VA exists in a rift in the space-time continuum. I went to VT with a guy from Grundy, VA. To get home, he drove 2.5 hrs west from VT. 460 W through West Virginia, back into VA and then home. 120
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026An employee at baby’s daycare left for “grad school” (really just a different job, I think) and we reached out and hire her every other week for a date night. It’s a great way to go about it, if you’re in the market. 030
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When I was like 6 or 7 I pinned a Barbie valentine to a calendar, because the farm shop had a Napa calendar with girls in bikinis in it. My mother read the riot act to my dad when I told her why I did that. 000
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I still use paper maps. The Atlas & Gazetteers are great for road tripping. Google Maps is for when you know where you want to go and don’t care how you get there. Paper maps are for when you don’t know where you want to go but know what kind of roads you want to drive 010
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If I were in charge of national symbols, Ray Charles’ version of America the Beautiful would be our official national anthem, and the Turkey would be our national bird. 010
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The baby started saying “dada” on Father’s Day weekendstatic.klipy.comFat Thor's Lightning PowerALT: Fat Thor's Lightning Power 040
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I got so used to a buzz from this app while watching a game meaning “something big is about to happen in 15 seconds or so” that I still expected touchdowns after any phone notifications *while watching live and in person* 020
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Either someone needs to proofread their emails better, or this is the wildest double bill of all time. 010
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Baby has RSV. Playing “are you still breathing” is my least favorite gamemedia.tenor.comMst3k Mystery GIFALT: Mst3k Mystery GIF 100
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026When flying to a face-to-face, I always check with my teammates before I fly out of Dulles to see if anyone needs something from us-east-1 020
Reposted by WilliamT. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I'm in this picture and not sure how I feel about it 2290179
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Tried giving the baby a center part, unfortunately it made her look like William Howard Taft. 000
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 17/04/2026We’re introducing the baby to allergens at breakfast so we can monitor for a reaction during the day. For wheat we’re doing pasta, which caused me to explain Garth’s breakfast bowl to my wife. She thinks I might be insane 010
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Got up a few times in the middle of the night to babysit a brisket on the smoker. Now it’s resting in a cooler, the baby is down, and the Masters is on. This nap is going to be so powerful it might make the gods jealous 010
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 02/04/2026@daltonthetart.bsky.social my wife loves the mug. Thank you! 142
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I have nothing constructive to add to the cursive handwriting skeets, but I will say that my younger brother didn’t get taught it in school and now prints his name on the bottom of checks. Printing a signature is an abomination and seeing it in person is deeply disturbing 010
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I was in first grade at the time, so this was a bit before my time. Wonderwall and Champagne Supernova were on the charts at the same time? Did they not release singles? 130
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I’ve done a cross country road trip twice, mostly solo each time. Longest single trip I think is VA to Gulfport, MS. 4 states, but damn they’re big states. I used to regularly drive VA ➡️ St Louis for work, if I’m getting paid mileage I’ll drive anything less than 12 hours. 010
Reposted by WilliamRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/03/2026"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins." 6457261302
Reposted by WilliamDarpo @darpo42.bsky.social · 06/03/2026One of my coworkers, who is retiring at the end of the month, left work an hour early saying he didn’t want to lose an hour on the weekend so he was springing ahead now. Apparently he has been doing that for years. 424221
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I think every factory in the Midwest has an equivalent. The Deere Harvester plant had a strip club across the street for a long time, and still has a constellation of bars around it 010
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The funny thing about Luckenbach is: if you ain’t been there, you ain’t goin 020
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Let’s see: 18 points for the 2000 sugar bowl 5 points for 2007 VT-BC should be enough to get us back into the national title game And with one point, lemme sneak out of the wakeyleaks game 120
Reposted by WilliamMatt Gorecki @goreckis.co · 04/02/2026Whoever figures out how to sterilize milk will be so famous they’ll probably name the process after them. 161285318
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026In a crawl space putting up insulation for my great aunt when I was in high school. Rolled over a wire, turned out to be live and 1) shocked me and 2) lit my pants on fire. Being on fire in a crawl space is peak terror. 120
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Mom swears way back in our line, one of our ancestors tried to kill the king of England and missed, and consequently fled to America. But for most of them i’m guessing they’d rather be poor and here than poor and there. 000
William @meche-hokie.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Lake Street Dive I’m With Her Sierra Hull Mary Chapin Carpenter Carolina Chocolate Drops 010
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
