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Kallie

@kallieisweird.bsky.social
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She/her, Alberta, Canada, CPA, CA "Our assets are frozen!" - Rat, Bookkeeper, Muppets Christmas Carol "Who wants to get tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we need to get office jobs?!" - Branch, Trolls World Tour

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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"10 sexy ways to shrink your spleen!" #sawbonespodcast
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Eb @ebthen.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Going to try again because I think this maybe wasn't enough. Let's go back to the start again. Alt text was introduced to HTML in 1993 for situations where images didn't load or loaded slowly. In those situations the alt text is visible in the space where the image would have loaded. Example:
Bluesky post with the post text "a wild turtwig appears" and two images, one which has loaded properly and one which has not.

Both images have ALT badges that indicate they have alt text. In the space of the image that has not loaded, the alt text "horsfield tortoise in a turtwig costume facing the camera" is visible instead.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
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Caroline Keep @ka83k.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Oddsock would like you to know ANY technology and #AI that abuses children and women is outright awful and it makes him very mad. It's an angry dog worthy thing and you should be mad at any technology like that too. #BurnItAllDown
Angry Oddsock
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IsThatDonHeath? @donjheath.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Far Side
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Count Zero @independentmedia.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I'd rather see a notification that they've suspended their AI program until they can safely operate without breaking multiple laws, can operate fully with renewable energy and don't destroy the environment in the process.
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👻 Spooky Cat War 👻 @eternalcatwar.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
SkyNet has made a public apology to 40 million burnt skeletons and promises to do better in the future
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/01/2026
Now: "grok apologizes for accidentally doing a racism and csam" Soon: "nuclear launchers apologize for accidentally turning four countries into glass"
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Younger people know that Y2K DID HAPPEN right? Like, the fear wasn't overblown? It was just successfully managed?
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Can't believe the final shot of Stranger Things was Millie Bobby Brown breaking the fourth wall to say "Guess now it's time for some...𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘳 things 😎" and then doing finger guns into the camera (can't believe how cool it was, I mean).
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
"Clear is kind, unclear is unkind." - Brené Brown
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I would love to know: What is the absolute safest modern vehicle? Not the fanciest or the best tech features. Maybe even the LEAST tech features. I hate that I can't buy a modern car and just assume it contains the best of all our safety knowledge.
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Why can't I comment on a bunch of posts? Like, I can see the post but replies are turned off? Is it a me thing, or is it a 'replies are restricted' thing? Can I stop seeing posts that have restricted replies? I just felt like asking people today, because I'd love additional comment
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
(whisper singing to myself) I want my, I want my, I want my MTV. *sad trombone*
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I think I've forgotten how to use a paper map... Or maybe never knew. I remember being pretty happy when I could print out the pages of instructions on mapquest
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
One of my last photos of 2025: A colorful sunset at about 4:45 pm on December 31 2025 from North Lethbridge. With mild weather and plus temperatures, today truly felt like the daylight had lasted somewhat longer. Neither photo is edited, I'm not sure why they are so different. Taken with my phone.
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy new year!
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Aruna D’Souza @arunadsouza.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
My dad, 85 years old, suffering from the effects of a 2 year struggle with cancer, and chief of surgery at the Chinook Regional Hospital for decades, was moved from an already overcrowded space to an “overcapacity room” while he recovers from a stomach bleed and pneumonia. This is the room. 🧵🧵🧵
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 31/12/2025
The Luddites are one of the more well-rememebered, but ultimately just one, of many labor movements that helped create our modern unions. It was a hard fought battle. We owe these people so much.
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I used the exact same wording recently, "inmates get treated better". My last visit to the emergency room, by ambulance, resulted in me being sent home with no answers, just fear and pain and sobbing.
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Aruna D’Souza @arunadsouza.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
He is not the only patient by far to experience such indignities and unsafe conditions. share.google/DzqXuaACwI1w...
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‘Inmates get treated better’: Alberta cancer patient on stay in hospital ‘storage room’ | Globalnews.ca
Alberta Health Services has apologized to a Taber woman undergoing cancer treatment, after she was moved to a storage room at Chinook Regional Hospital in Lethbridge.
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🦇 bat 🦇 millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The running theme between the Epstein story, banning trans healthcare for minors, religious homeschooling and the complaints about adult children estranging themselves is a fundamental American belief that children are property with no rights of their own
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 31/12/2024
i think it was from a twitter account that shared 70s recipe cards
recipe card for a lemon piglet 

cut out the ears, put cloves in for eyes, coin in a slit for the mouth, toothpicks for legs etc
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 31/12/2024
ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR LEMON PIG DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR LEMONS
a simple risograph illustration done in procreate of a traditional new year lemon piglet with a coin in its mouth against a 70s green background.
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
My Christmas gift to you all, is the ballad version of Captain Jack Sparrow by Michael Bolton. Merry Christmas, and to all a good night. music.youtube.com/watch?v=4GWE...
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Jack Sparrow (Ballad)
YouTube video by Michael Bolton - Topic
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 26/12/2025
All Dereks are perfect tonight!!
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Derek Sweetman @dsweet.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I'm not sure who they are talking about, but it could be me so I'm accepting the support.
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy festivities folks!!!! I hope your day was fun and feral.
Living room scene on the evening of December 24th, 2025. There is a child jumping on the couch wearing a T-shirt that says "Dear Santa, my dog ate the naughty list". There is a dog's face showing in front of the child on the edge of the couch on green cushions. The child's face is hidden with an emoji. There is a small Christmas tree on top of an electric fireplace, and a huge rubber plant with tiny white lights. There are gifts on the coffee table.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas from Bramble who has decided to curl up in the laundry while I do the washing up
Bramble the black and tan terrier (Welsh and Norfolk cross) who is very fluffy in her winter coat and is curled up in a plastic laundry basket on top of a lot of my dad's washing, amazing how the laundry basket is so perfectly dog-sized isn't it
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I have two electric fireplaces in my house and plan on getting a third! Turning on the fireplace in the living room and lying in front of it is the first thing my son does every morning.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Not A Creature Was Stirring My Ass (I Am A Creature Stirring)
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rattgirrll 💫 spooky squeaker edition @princesspabst.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
pickle opened presents early and to his delight got crickets and a new lamp!
Picture is my pet frog Pickle, who is gray tree frog, perched on the inner lip of his metal water dish as we peer through a slanted view between a perching branch and vined plant there is a red glow over everything due to a ceramic infrared heat lamp. Picture is my pet frog Pickle, who is gray tree frog, perched on the inner lip of his metal water dish as we peer through a slanted view between a perching branch and vined plant there is a red glow over everything due to a ceramic infrared heat lamp. Pickle has his mouth open showing his pink tongue and what appears to be delight. Picture is my pet frog Pickle, who is gray tree frog, perched on the natural branch as we peer through a slanted view between a perching branch and vined plant there is a red glow over everything due to a ceramic infrared heat lamp.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"We here at Bank of America remember a time when a woman couldn't get a credit card without her husband's approval. Wouldn't that be fun again?"
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Mark Brown @markoneinfour.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Hello. I would like to celebrate the lost art of the compilation album as an eye and ear opening path into pleasures previously unknown. It might be a sampler, it might be a mix album but it's a person's singular vision of a particular genre or theme. Thread below of some favourites
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Gina @perilinpink.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Me while decorating the tree: I should put the Christmas ornaments a couple feet off the ground so the cats can’t get them. The cat:
A cat in the middle of the Christmas tree
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I want to drive a dump truck of cow manure to the Microsoft headquarters and drop it off in the lobby as a thank you. They didn't ask for it, they didn't want it, but maybe they can figure out how to get rid of it.
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Catherine @shadowdogdesigns.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Teeny orange #toadlet found in #Brazil. A unique mating call led biologists to this newly discovered pint-sized #amphibian. #frog Link for more photos and information of this 1 cm long beauty: www.popsci.com/environment/...
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Global Abortion Rights News @globalabortionnews.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Amazing!! Women Help Women (womenhelp.org) is manufacturing their own abortion pills in order to make abortion safer, simpler and more accessible across borders. They designed an eco-friendly combi-pack that's easier to mail discreetly and centred around women’s experiences and needs.
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A Global Telehealth First: Women Help Women Begins Producing Abortion Pill Combipack
The feminist telehealth provider Women Help Women cuts out pharma middlemen to make its new mifepristone-misprostol abortion pill combo pack.
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Hey folks. If you haven't in the last 6 months (or 6 years in my case): rotate your mattress. It feels like a new luxurious hotel bed. This is a brand new mattress, wow.
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Twinkle twinkle Christmas lights
White House with brown trim and wood stairs leading to front door. Front door has a wreath. Hedges in front of house have many tiny twinkle lights in all the colors. The front of the house has snowflakes projected on to it. There is snow on the ground and it reflects a colorful glow.
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Who invented non-reflective glass? American physicist & chemist Katharine Burr Blodgett in 1938. It revolutionized optics--& led to the coatings used today in everything from eyeglasses to phone screens. She was the first woman to earn a PhD in #physics from Cambridge, 1926. #WomenInSTEM #inventor
Black-and-white 1950s photograph of physicist Katharine Burr Blodgett in her General Electric laboratory. Seated at a desk, she wears glasses and a striped short-sleeved blouse, holding a ruler and examining papers with focused intensity. Shelves of bottles and equipment line the background — the workspace of the woman who invented non-reflective glass.Side-by-side demonstration of Katharine Burr Blodgett's 1938 invention: non-reflective glass. Left: three colorful yarn balls (red, blue, yellow) are clearly visible through coated glass with no glare. Right: the same balls appear blurred and distorted by reflections through ordinary clear glass. A powerful visual proof of the invisible coating that revolutionized lenses, windows, and screens.
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 13/12/2025
I hate how much I enjoyed this BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I started saying "improvise, adapt, overcome" when I make a big mistake. Feels much better than "oh no oh no oh no"
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/12/2025
one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
After Marcelo Gomes da Silva was arrested by ICE on his way to volleyball practice in Milford, he made a promise to the men he shared a cell with: He’d be a voice for immigrants unfairly detained. He's one of Boston Globe Magazine’s Bostonians of the Year. trib.al/p9Edy6F
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
This brings me so much joy. This is so beautiful. Restoring history for the joy of it.
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Kallie @kallieisweird.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I tried to explain to my kid how with an old print photo, that's often the only copy in the whole world. "Unless you have the..... Uhh" My friend and I (elder millenials) both grasp for words... "Film!" (Negatives. We forgot the word "film" and forgot about "negatives" entirely.)
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
cook a packet of ramen noodles, toss out the flavor packet, drain the noodles, mix in some peanut butter, some rice vinegar, some sesame oil, some soy sauce, some chili-garlic, some honey or maple syrup, I AM TELLING YOU
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 12/12/2025
Javier, our new CEO, wanted to thank everyone for a fun and motivating first week. You all have made his transition process enjoyable. He has much to do but insisted on relaying that his initial numbers indicate that the dogs are all very good and will likely continue to be ❤️
Javier, a black wire haired terrier mix and the CEO of WeRateDogs, wears a tan suit and brown polka dot tie. he stands close to the camera, his snoot looking very boopable.
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