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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026
tell me the summit accomplished jack shit without telling me the summit accomplished jack shit
Very productive meeting with President Xi for both the U.S.A. and China. Tremendous things will be happening. Like almost everyone else, he seemed to like calling the poorly and inaccurately named Artificial Intelligence to a far more accurate and important name, SUPER INTELLIGENCE. That would be “SUPER!” Everyone last night agreed, also. President DJT
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ken Paxton keeps dodging debates. So I called his cell to invite him to a debate on Fox News. He didn’t pick up.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/09/2026
Nolan Wells was murdered. No doubt in my mind.
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SteveH @sghendricks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For just a moment, the world saw their true nature. This is a real photo. F*cking chilling.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I've posted this many times - needs to flood the media until election day.
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
it is 64 degrees at Joint Base Andrews right now and yet Trump is wearing gloves are he greets President Xi
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
those sirens in the distance probably aren’t for me
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Kalkaline @kalkaline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Brandon Aubrey casually nailing it from 60yds out.
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Kalkaline @kalkaline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saying "he should take a slow ride in a convertible through downtown Dallas" just got me banned from another site. Even after immediately deleting it. These bots are fast. I stand by those words, Dallas has a beautiful downtown and it's a lovely time of year.
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Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 19/09/2026
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Meez @meezproto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Secret Service agent behind Trump sums up everything.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He’s a roadkill enthusiast not a scientist
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David Blanchflower BSc @davidbflower.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Geckos released despite big-headed ant attack. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Jersey Zoo geckos released in Mauritius despite big-headed ant attack
The release of the geckos on the African island is part of conservation efforts to save the species.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 19/07/2026
wow at this incredible deal
Taylor Farms shredded iceberg lettuce for 50% off
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Jan Adriaenssens @verbeeld.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trump in the Star Wars medal scene.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/07/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Kalkaline @kalkaline.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The crazy thing is they could have punched him in the face on live television and no one would have seen it, not even VAR.
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Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'll tell you this about the Muppets, they've aged well! Look exactly the same as they did in the 70s. What's their skin regiment?!
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Kalkaline @kalkaline.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What the god damn fuck is this #KWS bullshit?
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There’s a longer version of this thread in my newsletter today: www.tom-cox.com/an-artists-e...
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An Artist's Evolution
Subscribe now Packing up in spring for our house move, I found this: it was my mum's first attempt at capturing my cat The Bear (RIP) via a quick chalk sketch. 2012, perhaps? So simple, but so great,...
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Scenes from Home Alone 4 where 10 year old Macaulay Culkin becomes President…
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Literally this question is just, ‘Why don’t you kill anyone still detained at Gitmo.’ This is the country we are now, I guess.
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tekla 💜✨ @tekla.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I cannot believe this nightmare man gets government money. He is an active threat to the safety and security of people around the world.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
You shouldn't be able to lead an IPO and a pogrom in the same week.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/06/2026
WOW - Trump crashes out & cuts his interview w/ Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged "You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her" "I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
sign at mt. kisco, new york anti-trump protest this past week:
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Cool,Cuz We Can't Get Enough Of Mayor Mamdani.......👏🏻
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
baking open world game called dough man's sky
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human scary bean @humanbean.net · 01/06/2026
whenever i think "i own enough t shirts already" i see something like this
a folded white t shirt, with the richard scarry worm in an apple car
above it, it says, "You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here."
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
BREAKING UPDATE: The Kevin O’Leary-backed Stratos data center project in Utah has hit big obstacles: the state agency that controls the project has demanded its footprint be reduced by 75% and has imposed other major conditions. The power of the people to fight back: youtu.be/nWTrmnkHVCc?...
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Yikes! SHADY Project Hits ROADBLOCK After MASSIVE PROTESTS
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/06/2026
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.
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Kalkaline @kalkaline.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I got my account suspended from Reddit for saying "Let's turn this assault into a homicide" on video of two dudes beating on each other with baseball bats. That website is such trash and they are constantly reminding me of it. What's the point of banning speech when the video content is worse?
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
wake up babe the white house is a six flags
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
FYI ! Thanks, Andrea.......
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/05/2026
Hey, I got a shoutout on Kimmel tonight! He even pronounced my name correctly 😆
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Forget Autopen we've got Copy/Paste President!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/05/2026
Trump posted the exact same (crazy) thing on Truth Social 8 days apart. The cognitive isn't cognitiving.
May 18: "If Iran surrenders, admits their Navy is gone and resting at the bottom of the sea, and their Air Force is no longer with us, and if their entire Military walks out of Tehran, weapons dropped and hands held high, each shouting “I surrender, I surrender” while wildly waving the representative White Flag, and if their entire remaining Leadership signs all necessary “Documents of Surrender,” and admit their defeat to the great power and force of the magnificent U.S.A., The Failing New York Times, The China Street Journal (WSJ!), Corrupt and now Irrelevant CNN, and all other members of the Fake News Media, will headline that Iran had a Masterful and Brilliant Victory over The United States of America, it wasn’t even close. The Dumacrats and Media have totally lost their way. They have gone absolutely CRAZY!!! President DJT"Today: "If Iran surrenders, admits their Navy is gone and resting at the bottom of the sea, and their Air Force is no longer with us, and if their entire Military walks out of Tehran, weapons dropped and hands held high, each shouting “I surrender, I surrender” while wildly waving the representative White Flag, and if their entire remaining Leadership signs all necessary “Documents of Surrender,” and admit their defeat to the great power and force of the magnificent U.S.A., The Failing New York Times, The China Street Journal (WSJ!), Corrupt and now Irrelevant CNN, and all other members of the Fake News Media, will headline that Iran had a Masterful and Brilliant Victory over The United States of America, it wasn’t even close. The Dumacrats and Media have totally lost their way. They have gone absolutely CRAZY!!! President DJT"
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Rich Tate 🎃 @richtate.com · 26/05/2026
The Forbidden Lamp CarmesJocelin
A giant moth clinging to a lighthouse on a pink sunset.
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