Reposted by Gentleman LoserPhilo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey I left my kittens at home, can I bum one from you? 317421
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We had a long meeting today at work to talk about retiring the deprecated MD5 hash algorithm. We said "MD5" so many times that I wound up closing the meeting with, "OK, folks, let's kick out the jams," and all I got was a bunch of confused techie faces. 120
Reposted by Gentleman LoserKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026From 16,000 to 185 to Zero. The Trump admin claimed as many as 16,000 noncitizens had been registered to vote in Nevada. Then DHS came back and said the number was actually 185. This week, Nevada told the admin every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.nytimes.com 7628971193
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The network guys are posting about all the upcoming WAP maintenance, and I am giggling like a middle schooler.static.klipy.comCardi B and Megan Thee Stallion in WAPALT: Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion in WAP 020
Reposted by Gentleman Loserebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Evening giggles 🤣🤔 754083812
Reposted by Gentleman LoserᑎᗩTᑌᖇᗩᒪ, ᒪIKE ᐯEᖇᑎOᑎ @naturallikevernon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trump died and got buried at Mar-Lago. A man went to the airport and said, "I need a ticket to go piss on Trump's grave." The agent said, "Yes, sir. Here's a ticket to Los Angeles." The guy said, "Los Angeles?! But Trump's buried in Florida!" The agent said, "Yes, sir, but the back of the line..." 15254031231
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's been a long time, but sometimes it's good to wake up and make memes. 050
Reposted by Gentleman LoserEffie Seiberg is a spooky Cyborg @effies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026 141306245
Reposted by Gentleman LoserChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026honestly who wouldnt want this buckaroo to be your ASSOCIATE MEMBER? 18688150
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m a pretty boring late 50’s white guy. Today at Whole Foods, two absolutely stunning, young, black lesbians stopped me because they liked my hat and we chatted for a minute. Thank you, Amber and Ariel. I should quit now, because I will never feel this cool again. 061
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026So far today, I have mowed the lawn, cleaned the pool filters, driven to Lowe’s, cleaned the pool, and rucked the dog with a 30 lb pack. I am done. 030
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I replaced my nightly whiskey with 5mg THC seltzers. Not only have I stopped snoring, my wife says I smell better. My blood pressure, sugar, and cholesterol numbers plunged. Speaking only from my experience, it's a god-damned miracle. 1153
Reposted by Gentleman LoserRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A Democrat should file a bill on Monday for everyone to get $5,000 checks right now to see if Mike Johnson, John Thune and congressional Republicans will advance and pass it. Call their bluff. Pass the bill. 27562801620
Reposted by Gentleman Loser Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 09/09/2026 782375603
Reposted by Gentleman LoserAndrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 08/09/2026She was only six years old. In 1960, Ruby Bridges helped desegregate an all-white elementary school in New Orleans, escorted by federal marshals. That little girl turns 72 today. Happy Birthday, Ruby Bridges. ♥️ #SheShed #VivaHerAlliance 752253632
Reposted by Gentleman LoserMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 08/09/2026🚨BREAKING: Supreme Court DENIES Missouri’s emergency stay application leaving the 2022 congressional map protecting Black voters in Kansas City in place for the midterms. A victory for Elias Law Group, its client and voters of Missouri! www.democracydocket.com/cases/missou...democracydocket.com🚨 von Glahn v. HoskinsLearn more here. 604218765087
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My wife and I went to Decadence with our oldest kid. An older man in a fabulous pink ball gown asked what it meant. I said, “It means is somebody wants to come at my kid for who he is, they have to go through me first.” He hugged me. 0111
Reposted by Gentleman LoserChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 03/09/2026This iconic 1971 photo of Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman Hughes has always said so much without saying a word. Two women. Two raised fists. One shared fight for equality. Dorothy passed in 2022. Now Gloria is gone too. Two giants who helped change America. Rest in power, Gloria. ✊🏼✊🏾 306155684125
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The crazy thing is that Trump is sitting on $500,000,000 in his PAC that he won't spend, and still can't resist shaking his own candidates down for $25k. 030
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My wife and I were walking in Metairie Cemetery on Sunday when we came across the grave of Natalee Pyatt. I did not know her, but I wish I had. Her marker has her brownie recipe on it. I’m going to bake a batch for her. 0155
Reposted by Gentleman LoserDemocracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 01/09/2026🚨BREAKING: Whistleblower claims USPS defied court orders to rush through faulty ballot-tracking portal. “Potentially millions of American voters may not receive their mail-in ballot this election cycle in a timely manner, or at all,” the whistleblower wrote. 22544291
Reposted by Gentleman LoserMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 28/08/2026If you are worried about the attacks on our elections and want to stay informed, my advice is to subscribe to Democracy Docket. I founded it in 2020 to be a fiercely independent source for everything you need to know about what is happening to democracy in court. Link: demdock.com/4w6emld 172250745
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026All y'all need to stop it about y'all unless you're from the South. 250
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026One of the most beautiful things I've ever heard. youtu.be/o2XcBL6kWn8?...youtu.beHarris, Parton, Ronstadt on Late Show, March 24, 1999 (full, stereo)YouTube video by Don Giller 062
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I remember someone asked Dolly what she thought of Whitney's version of "I Will Always Love You," and she said she was driving the first time she heard it, had forgotten licensing the song, and that she had to pull over and cry because it was so beautiful. She was a rare soul. 0123
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I’ve seen bad life choices before, but somehow this sparrow managed to get stuck inside the cat feeder. He has no idea how lucky he is. 0101
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 20/08/2026One of my colleagues just refered to a new data warehouse project as "a great leap forward." He either doesn't know history, or he knows a hell of a lot about history and has a wicked sense of humor. 021
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.static.klipy.comBayonets GettysburgALT: Bayonets Gettysburg 030
Reposted by Gentleman LoserHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“Billy, have you ever hidden yourself in a Turkish food cart?” 1483674718
Reposted by Gentleman Loserex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Today in "this administration totally supports The Troops", service members are getting notified that their children will no longer be provided with transportation from day care to elementary school. When your work day starts at 6:15 AM, that's a problem. 38851288
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My wife found some pants at Costco that fit her perfectly, so I offered to go back and pick up a few more in different colors. I don't think they've ever seen a guy check out with only three items before. 😆 170
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres: Tom Waits The Beatles Bob Dylan 010
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Amateurs talk strategy; professionals talk logistics. - Omar Bradley 030
Reposted by Gentleman LoserLuigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Man I’m seeing people post things like “you don’t know what Jeffries or the DNC have planned!” My dude if they have some great plan to save America they should probably start telling me about it because the secrecy sure isn’t helping 2283578571
Reposted by Gentleman LoserMAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 12/08/2026🇺🇦‼️🇺🇸 WSJ: Ukrainian drone units decisively beat a U.S. armored brigade in a major exercise in Germany. Ukrainian operators quickly detected U.S. vehicles, then simulated destroying them with explosive and FPV drones—so effectively that U.S. units had to repeatedly “respawn.” 941368447
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You can tell RFK Jr hasn't spent time walking in old cemetaries, because tombstones like this from the pre-vaccine era are not uncommon at all. 040
Reposted by Gentleman LoserMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 12/08/2026That time Sylwester Wardęga bought a giant spider costume for his dog and let him loose. Original post 1552716541
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Today is my birthday. I think I’m hilarious. 270
Reposted by Gentleman LoserMelissa Paints @melissavandiver.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Louisiana, our ACLU has put out a report analyzing who is being marked as an inactive voter (shockingly, they're disproportionately targeting certain voters 😮). Check your registration often here: voterportal.sos.la.gov The report: www.laaclu.org/who-gets-fla...laaclu.orgWho Gets Flagged Inactive? Race, Party, and Geography in Louisiana’s Voter Rolls - ACLU of LouisianaLouisiana saw a massive influx in inactive voters over the past year. While inactive voters are still registered to vote, getting designated as inactive is one step closer to being purged from the vot... 22222
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I remember that inflation was something like 2000%, but, God damnit, we should have relected this guy. 071
Gentleman Loser @gentlemanloser.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Moved the youngest kiddo into Tulane dorms today. 170
