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Kayli🏳️‍⚧️

@kalekemo.bsky.social
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35 year old plural trans woman lookin for friends and laughs (she/her)

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Things that suck: Marvel and Star Wars being under the same company Halo and Doom being under the same company Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon being under the same company
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 07/10/2026
with the ferrets, sometimes I wonder if they actually do love me back and are into getting pet and stuff or if they're merely tolerating me. well, after this year's annual vet visit/vaccinations, I now know for a certainty what it looks like when they DON'T approve and I am no longer concerned lol
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you’re half right. these are my clowns, but this still isn’t my circus
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Sylvia, A Crime to Meat @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wouldn’t take it but do need a couple dozen for absolutely ethical reasons that PROBABLY don’t involve making a bunch of girls into my helpelss halfling harem.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 06/10/2026
doctor: the med you’ve been on your whole adult life has stopped working for your severe anxiety me: ok and the supplemental one isn’t doing anything either doctor: have you tried yoga
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peter Browngardt, the creator of Uncle Grandpa and writer/director of The Day the Earth Blew Up has a new post worth sharing here since he doesn’t have a Bluesky account:
Peter Browngardt posts a drawing of Uncle Grandpa putting a revolver in his mouth, then replying to himself with “Another merger…”
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my thoughtful and nuanced opinions re:cornell 7
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/10/2026
Called the Italian joint near me. Extremely real conversation ITALIAN GUY: Buonasera! ME: Hi! I know you have gluten-free pizza. Do you have gluten-free pasta too? ITALIAN GUY: Just-a for you I do both! All kinds! ME: Oh, wonderful. Then I’ll see you in a few hours. ITALIAN GUY: I no can wait!
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Mentha Nolana @mentha.fun · 06/10/2026
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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/10/2026
Me when I now understand the comic’s premise
A skeleton man picking up pieces of himself and saying “OH, SO THAT'S THE COMIC'S PREMISE! I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW!”
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this
The Forza livery editor being used to apply a weirdly exactingly detailed depiction of the twin towers and the number ‘911’ to a Porsche 911
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bro you should read about laws there’s all sorts of them
He also allegedly told law enforcement during the drive, "I will get you paid if you let me go,"
the arrest report said.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 06/10/2026
PALPATINE: I have cloned you from my body. You are like me SNOKE: why am I so large PALPATINE: I have two torsos of yours in a big jar over there SNOKE: why do I look nothing like you PALPATINE: I didn’t grow the legs yet SNOKE: why do the clones have a scar PALPATINE: I haven’t done the feet either
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/10/2026
Just had one of those “if it weren’t for my horse” moments in the laundromat as a woman on her phone said “I mean yeah, of course it’s bad, you look like a scarecrow”
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I’m ready to be a CEO. I promise to take on debt, fire anyone who seems better than me at anything, and insist you’re going to love my product that kills you
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
accidentally grabbed a can of regular coke instead of coke zero and made it like 3 sips before i had to throw it out. it felt like finding a new undiscovered color and through that color i could see tiny cracks into the eldritch horrors of realms beyond
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Mia Mulder @miamulder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Crazy how depression makes you zone out for a little bit and suddenly 6 months have passed
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn i know he was good in friday but this is impressive
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
the latest NL-ism i've found working its way into my vocabulary is thinking "fuck it bro. Send it" when sending work emails i'm sick of thinking about
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am thrilled and proud beyond measure to support the amazing workers who create and design the games I and my loved ones have spent a lifetime playing. I implore everybody to sign the petition and signal boost the campaign as far and wide as we can!
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/10/2026
October 6th: Left (Short Walk) after changing her mind
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger!
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh man you don't get plurality? damn that's crazy a lot of ppl who are supportive of trans people don't get it entirely either and they still try their best without calling us weird or post about how they don't care you're not cool or edgy, you actually just suck
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Btw this is infinitely worse than saying “America deserved 9/11”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
there’s one true answer but it’s the correct one five minutes after game of thrones - the last true monoculture show - ended, we all collectively agreed not to talk about it again, and house of the dragon/knight of the seven kingdoms haven’t recaptured a fraction of that cultural presence
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk and Tired Bugs Bunny from Carrotblanca
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hear people talk about some surgeries being weird and feel uncomfortable... ...leave the convo go onto bluesky to wind down and see what people are up to... ...people being shitty about others being plural you know it's free to just be nice and love others instead of being shitty, right?
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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dollip💙 doll VTuber @dollip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
boobs
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
Follow
@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 06/10/2026
really enjoying the witcher 3 so far. all of the children NPCs in this game sound and speak like they are 23 years old and they all have exactly 2 animations.
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
genuinely baffling to see game changer anywhere on this list and in this company. i'm still taken aback when people call us a "TV show"!
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#52 @experiment52.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unfortunately the concept of a reality warper using their abilities to put on a "normal" stage show is making me laugh. Smooshed flat against the back of the box to avoid the swords stuck through. Birdgirls fly out of a sleeve far too small to contain them. They're still doing a floppy wand trick.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Playing Titanfall 2 again and it just fills you with sadness, that specific strain of narrative first person shooter that Half-life wrought basically does not exist any more in that same way. We barely get a confusing single player campaign stapled to a multiplayer game any more.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
Woman with radiant smile happily pressing a button labeled IMMANENTIZE for a device labeled ESCHATRON 9000
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so my insurance literally sent me a paper that just says Diagnosis: Transsexualism it doesn't have any list of pre approved procedures or anything just that BCBS is really out here just mailing me a letter that says "TRANNY"
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pinball machines used to be outlawed because they looked too much like gambling.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
lmao
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoever chooses to willingly moderate this server might actually be some of the strongest and bravest human beings of all time
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