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Jake Zartman

@jzartman.bsky.social
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Recently named the 79th worst middle school debate coach in Ohio

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Jose Ramirez gets zero respect
Baseball Hall of Fame tiers
IN RIGHT NOW
IN THE RED ZONE


Clayton Kershaw
Justin Verlander
Bryce Harper
Nolan Arenado
Max Scherzer
Manny Machado
Mike Trout
Paul Goldschmidt
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Freddie Freeman
Shohei Ohtani
Mookie Betts
Jose Altuve
Illustration: Dan Goldfarb / The Athletic. Todd Kirkland, Harry How, Sarah Stier, Mitchell Layton / Getty
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
damn yeah is there any kind of substantive reason for American kids to be less forward about their sexuality these days? hmmmmm
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 28/09/2026
Damn it’s that easy???
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.
Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"
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the moon report 🌒 @seachanger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
people were driving tractors over Dixie Chicks CDs in the street
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A far-right ethnonationalist movement turning the machinery of the state against its early activists once they are deemed insufficiently loyal — now I’ve heard everything.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
among many other things I would like to see dems campaigning on, it should be made clear to companies that profit from deals like this that any public lands or resources given to them by trump will be immediately nationalized with appropriate punitive fines
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 26/08/2026
The Lord is calling home the wrong 80 year olds.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/08/2026
thinking about what one trillion dollars of investment in clean energy would look like and getting so mad i need to lie down with the lights off
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I like the complete silence after
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Vivek Ramaswamy is booed offstage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'
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Jake Zartman @jzartman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Okay, weird, but at least he’s not going back to fucking Miami
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium putting on such a show you wouldn’t know this day started with them losing their unis and having to wear the Marlins city connect jerseys
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
There are no Stalinist candidates, constituencies, groundswells or ideas festivals. Nothing. Bringing it up is like posting a "tsunami watch sign" in the middle of the Rub' al Khali. That anyone would consider this worth mention let alone action is a signal of their functional uselessness.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
one thing you can see on TikTok etc is that there are a lot of young, low info people whose primary exposure to the concept of antisemitism is as a bad faith smear, and my guess is that’s not good.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026
god i miss this energy from public figures
LeBron James, then playing for the Cleveland Cavaliers, fired back at Trump's post, calling the president a "bum," adding that "going to the White House was a great honor until you showed up!"
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Well, I'll be damned. Mike DeWine has had, in effect, an execution moratorium in place in Ohio, but this is such an important progression on his part.
apnews.com
Republican Gov. Mike DeWine wants Ohio to abolish the death penalty, saying it is not a deterrent
Gov. Mike DeWine says he believes Ohio should abolish the death penalty. The term-limited governor, who has repeatedly postponed scheduled executions, said Tuesday that data shows the death penalty is...
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me thirty-nine times, did I mention how I aced my dementia tests
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
get out of fucking government. i mean it! you've been in government for a decade. if you don't believe in the system, if you are this inherently distrustful of it, and in fact actively hostile to it, go away! you don't even believe in things like "evidence"? you're worthless
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Jim Swift @jimswift.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Free the Rooster
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 26/05/2026
Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/05/2026
The system working as intended. They want to push trans youth to either leave the state or take their own lives. Idaho got both outcomes here and now the lawsuit against them has to be dismissed.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 17/05/2026
“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”
hollywoodreporter.com
Seth Rogen Says If “Your Instinct Is to Use AI” to Write Scripts, “You Shouldn’t Be a Writer”
'The Studio' creator said people who are thinking about using the technology to aid their writing skills should try another occupation: "Go do something else."
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/05/2026
I would like to live in a country where we don’t have to see any more new photos of inspiring marches on the Edmund Pettus Bridge
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/05/2026
You think they have a rivalry?
The University of Georgia (Georgian:
sakartvelos universit'et'i) is a private university founded in Tbilisi, in the country of Georgia, in 2004.
University of Georgia
University of Georgia logoGeorgian Technical University (GTU, formerly V.l.
Lenin Georgian Polytechnical Institute) is the main and largest technical university of Georgia. It is located in the capital city of Tbilisi.
Georgian Technical University
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Coat of Arms of GTU
Latin: GEORGIAE UNIVERSITAS RERUM TECHNICI
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
They think you're stupid
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Chat is it good when the cosseted idiot ruler sequesters himself in the royal palace with his most conniving courtiers
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 18/04/2026
i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Unbelievable stuff from the Washington Post on behalf of Jeff Bezos today.
Opinion
Editorial Board
America’s income tax is progressive
The rich already pay more than their fair share
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We have entered the “you can’t kill me if I commit suicide” phase of American Decline
US President Donald Trump says the US Navy would immediately start blockading the Strait of ⁠Hormuz and would also interdict every vessel in international waters that had ⁠paid a toll to Iran.

https://aje.news/x545rk
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Generation lead
Distribution of childhood blood lead levels (ug/dL) by age in the United States, 2015

Gen X: A LOT of lead
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 03/04/2026
Gaze into your future, Cleveland.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
reminder that the number one issue that the press covered in 2016, the one they told voters was THE MOST IMPORTANT thing in the election, was Hillary Clinton's compliance with Presidential Records Act record-keeping
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
hmm
The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 01/04/2026
Fun fact, most catholics get yelled at by the pope exactly zero times in their whole lives but Censures Georg here has managed it like five times in six years
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
You either have this sort of political juice or you don't. Cannot be taught.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health
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Will BOO!-rows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"
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CEO of Beckett Mariner @kariizumi.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that
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