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Not great, not terrible. “Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden

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Jon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paddling (canoeing) across Windermere today, into the teeth of a pretty stiff Force 3 wind - lumpy, and just this side of whitecaps - I came across a swimming squirrel, looking very stressed. Not a planned swim, I'm guessing. It was 300m to either shore, so I'm not sure s/he was going to be okay.
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juux @juux.com · 29/09/2026
No, but I empathise
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juux @juux.com · 29/09/2026
Lucky boy!
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juux @juux.com · 29/09/2026
I picked up an aversion for standing in queues, lemme tell you that much
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juux @juux.com · 29/09/2026
Excuse me, I believe I ordered the *large* beer?
A litre of beer in a bar in Capri. This will probably cost me 22€ or something
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juux @juux.com · 29/09/2026
My advice? Don’t bother. Absolute waste of time
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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juux @juux.com · 29/09/2026
Going to Capri
Jackie Stewart and a black Ford Capri
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juux @juux.com · 28/09/2026
Done
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juux @juux.com · 28/09/2026
“✨hey thx 4 the mention! plz don’t forgot mention our insatiable religious hatred and regressive social policies tho! ✨🫶🥰”
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juux @juux.com · 28/09/2026
They’re giving
Pokémon Go screenshot

Slowpoke wearing 2020 New Year glasses
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juux @juux.com · 28/09/2026
Eurochaos with Ed Miliband! 🥳🇪🇺
Mind Enterprises
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juux @juux.com · 28/09/2026
Draining my holiday sex pond hbu
An emptying hot tub in the Sorrento sunshine
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juux @juux.com · 28/09/2026
Protected characteristic?
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juux @juux.com · 28/09/2026
silence, yank

(spider crab laser eyes meme)
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juux @juux.com · 28/09/2026
oh god I remember those days *shudder*
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juux @juux.com · 28/09/2026
It was a hot day 😇
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juux @juux.com · 27/09/2026
Just a forearm okay?
Veiny
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juux @juux.com · 27/09/2026
Never seen seagulls go into a swimming pool before
Some seagulls in a swimming pool
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juux @juux.com · 27/09/2026
Italian weddings are a bit different to UK ones!
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bumped into an incredible website gavin-theobald.uk/HTML/Pentagr...
a silver rectangle cut into seven pieces and rearranged into a regular pentagram
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juux @juux.com · 27/09/2026
Dark secrets
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juux @juux.com · 27/09/2026
It’s weird. Never had them before 👴🏻
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juux @juux.com · 27/09/2026
Getting old sucks sometimes. I spent hours at a wedding yesterday standing and today ankles are swollen and leg is feeling…funny 🫤 Hoping you can get some relief.
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juux @juux.com · 27/09/2026
Bringing a little bit of Caledonian sunshine to the otherwise miserable Sorrento peninsula
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juux @juux.com · 27/09/2026
Meta
Me, in my kilt, at a wedding, taking a photo of someone elseMrs Juux in a chartreuse dress outside the church, the subject of the photo I was taking
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juux @juux.com · 27/09/2026
First one been to in over a decade
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juux @juux.com · 27/09/2026
Wozzat a wedding yesterday. Was lovely.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If anyone would like to see a short video of a cat illustrating the internationally recognised and indeed, perfect way to ascend a ladder, this is your lucky day. #Caturday
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juux @juux.com · 25/09/2026
Legzakimbo, I choose you!
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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
I honestly don't know how to explain.  Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo
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juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026
Awww congrats man!
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juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026
Wes Anderson could not
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juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026
In some stroke of cosmic luck it seems our sex pond will be #filled around the same time my freezer-residing beers will be #chilled If this is what retirement feels like, bring it on
A partially filled jacuzzi
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juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026
@JUUX.COM
FOR DELICIOUS #CANS

In the style of Zohran Mamdani’s election campaign shit
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juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026
might get myself some of this shit 💉
Covid 19 vaccination poster in Italy
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juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026
piercing 😢
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juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026
In Italy for seven hours and haven’t (yet) had a Tennent’s Super
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juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026
Such a shame that John Cleese died in 1989
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juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026
🇱🇺🛫🥂🥪🛬🇮🇹
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juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026
Airport lounge. No beer. I’m evolving, growing ✨ (might have something to do with needing to fit into the waistcoat I’ll be wearing on Saturday)
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juux @juux.com · 23/09/2026
Might have to pin this
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guy walking through town saying ‘cunt’ as loud as you like on his phone. Looked up, is this TWO ankle monitors?
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juux @juux.com · 22/09/2026
lol
Outlook calendar invite for Cybersecurity Fridge Penetration Test

Dear colleagues,

As you know October is Cybersecurity month!

To celebrate we are organising a live operational security test.

You will need to

•	Assess the fridge's security architecture
•	Penetrate its defences and remove as many assets as possible
•	Consume them and share your findings

Please accept or decline for planning purposes
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juux @juux.com · 22/09/2026
Tat merchant: “Hey, Royal British Legion, I’ve got an ide…” RBL: “YES!!!”
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juux @juux.com · 21/09/2026
Great #RingChat, ladies
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juux @juux.com · 21/09/2026
Never seen it (dirty émigré) but I suspect you’re spot on
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote something about SNL:UK and what I learned by going to see it being made… joelmorris.substack.com/p/live-from-...
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Live from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!
What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy.
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