Reposted by juuxJon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Paddling (canoeing) across Windermere today, into the teeth of a pretty stiff Force 3 wind - lumpy, and just this side of whitecaps - I came across a swimming squirrel, looking very stressed. Not a planned swim, I'm guessing. It was 300m to either shore, so I'm not sure s/he was going to be okay. 17329
juux @juux.com · 29/09/2026I picked up an aversion for standing in queues, lemme tell you that much 010
Reposted by juuxVelour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose 682098688
juux @juux.com · 28/09/2026“✨hey thx 4 the mention! plz don’t forgot mention our insatiable religious hatred and regressive social policies tho! ✨🫶🥰” 040
Reposted by juuxtef @tef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026bumped into an incredible website gavin-theobald.uk/HTML/Pentagr... 17013
juux @juux.com · 27/09/2026Getting old sucks sometimes. I spent hours at a wedding yesterday standing and today ankles are swollen and leg is feeling…funny 🫤 Hoping you can get some relief. 100
juux @juux.com · 27/09/2026Bringing a little bit of Caledonian sunshine to the otherwise miserable Sorrento peninsula 010
Reposted by juuxOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 382112703046
Reposted by juuxStevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If anyone would like to see a short video of a cat illustrating the internationally recognised and indeed, perfect way to ascend a ladder, this is your lucky day. #Caturday 17120
Reposted by juuxJames Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped. 1832600476
juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026In some stroke of cosmic luck it seems our sex pond will be #filled around the same time my freezer-residing beers will be #chilled If this is what retirement feels like, bring it on 260
juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026Airport lounge. No beer. I’m evolving, growing ✨ (might have something to do with needing to fit into the waistcoat I’ll be wearing on Saturday) 030
Reposted by juuxTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Guy walking through town saying ‘cunt’ as loud as you like on his phone. Looked up, is this TWO ankle monitors? 6192
juux @juux.com · 22/09/2026Tat merchant: “Hey, Royal British Legion, I’ve got an ide…” RBL: “YES!!!” 030
Reposted by juuxJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wrote something about SNL:UK and what I learned by going to see it being made… joelmorris.substack.com/p/live-from-...joelmorris.substack.comLive from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy. 3724072