juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026In some stroke of cosmic luck it seems our sex pond will be #filled around the same time my freezer-residing beers will be #chilled If this is what retirement feels like, bring it on 260
juux @juux.com · 08/09/2026Skeeting from my car, which is on a train, which is inside a mountain. Technology, eh? 341
juux @juux.com · 03/09/2026I regret to inform you that it looks like the seppos have “reimagined” taps aff 382
juux @juux.com · 25/08/2026@actualnames.bsky.social And now, for viewers in Scotland, Gideon Baws 2114
juux @juux.com · 22/08/2026I still have it (somewhere) along with the original woody VCS I got for Christmas In 1980 but haven’t played it since the early 2000s 120
juux @juux.com · 18/08/2026Of my own? It might have been this. I certainly remember owning it before I had an actual CD player. 000
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