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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

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Justin Morissette @justinmoris.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The movie itself is absolute hogwash but MEG 2: THE TRENCH going with "New MEG. Old Chum." is five stars all on its own.

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Justin Morissette @justinmoris.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Del Toro’s Frankenstein is a dreadful lifeless movie, just interminably long and completely uninteresting. F1 is totally average. Oscar gets it wrong yet again!

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

One day your phone will light up and it's because The Funny Thing Happened. Every day it doesn't happen, the likelihood increases that it will happen

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."

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Justin Morissette @justinmoris.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I would force Disney to stop adapting their animated films into “live action” and make them do it to their early 90s cartoon lineup instead. Gargoyles live action film trilogy, gritty reboot of Bonkers, Tail Spin: The Next Generation, The DarkWing Returns, things of that nature.

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Justin Morissette @justinmoris.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

you just know John Wick was going crazy shooting guys in the crowd at this party

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator

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Men in New York have done countless things throughout history, from building the city to participating in major events like the Stonewall riots and the September 11 attacks. Their actions have ranged from daily life and economic hardship during the Great Depression to playing significant roles in the city's political and social landscape, such as the assassination of Malcolm X or the fight for LGBTQ+ rights.

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Justin Morissette @justinmoris.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Exciting news! I’ve just landed a high-paying government job as an officially sanctioned ostrich executioner, hired to shoot 200+ large birds in the head one by one… maybe line a few up and see how many I can do at once? Anyway. Dreams do come true, can’t wait to get started!!

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Justin Morissette @justinmoris.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

*explaining Ballad of a Small Player to an American cinephile*: so, imagine a Berger

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/10/2025

[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time ALSO ME:

Tim Robinson super slouched on a chair looking at his phone like a doofus

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

man this really foretold the entire tech industry huh

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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

three young men in the library having a long, earnest conversation about what I assumed was a group project until I heard one of them say "Goku wouldn't do that"

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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

The best bit would be a cut to the teleprompter and this is all on there, word for word.

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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

THE MEME IS REAL

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

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Justin Morissette @justinmoris.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

BREAKING NEWS ALERT, this is not a drill: It appears as though Babu Frik and Grogu are friends. The two little guys that everyone loves have been spotted hanging out and being buds up there on the silver screen.

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.

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Justin Morissette @justinmoris.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

hey quick question here, why did you ban Kneecap from entering Canada

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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

"I have 40-plus years left on this planet Earth. I don't want to live like that. I don't think any of us do. I think it's more about how do you want to wake up every day and tell your kids what you did in this time period." Found this deeply moving from @bencollins.bsky.social 🥹

"Do you worry about safety? Something that we talk about a lot is legal or other threats from the White House. You have a president who sued CBS, which settled. Colbert was canceled under what I would describe as suspect circumstances, to say the least. The administration is looking for media companies to fall in line. Satire is not immune from that threat. How do you think about The Onion’s safety in this moment, whether legal or otherwise?

Well, they're going to come after you eventually if they don't come after you right away. The more you stand up and really puff your chest out, generally the better off you are. This is true of all fascist regimes throughout history: They hate ridicule and they hate people who are unbothered. And to say that you're not scared is insane. Everyone's a little afraid. And that's fine. You're supposed to be. They're trying to make you afraid all day long.

I have 40-plus years left on this planet Earth. I don't want to live like that. I don't think any of us do. I think it's more about how do you want to wake up every day and tell your kids what you did in this time period.

I never thought it was an option to just be like, “All right, cool. I guess we'll just be worse at comedy now.” What the fuck are you talking about? That's not what we're going to do. We're going to stand up for what we believe and what we know is true, and we're going to do exactly what we did before. And I'm telling you right now, when you do that, people might give you a hundred bucks to get your newspaper, because they want that in their house. They want to tell their friends in private that actually, I'm not OK with this."

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Crystalcrafts @crystalcrafts.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

We live in andor times now.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

unfortunately the only footage they could find of charlie kirk not saying evil things was when a pint of blood was gushing out of his neck like a fountain

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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 18/09/2025

When *squints* Karl Rove is the voice of reason…

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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

easiest grift in the world to start a dem think tank. you get millions of dollars to say things like "fracking is good" and "you can say slurs now, but only the ones for gays"

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I wrote about the leveling and deranging effects of the Trumpist snitchscape, and the awful content creation imperatives governing this awful moment. defector.com/the-united-s...

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The United States Of Snitches | Defector

On Saturday, the chairman of the Republican Party in Michigan’s Oakland County spent his afternoon directing his online followers’ attention to local businesses that had not lowered their flags to hal...

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Yeah this has outstripped the post-9/11 frenzy even, especially when you factor in that the entire country was genuinely traumatized by 9/11 while most people didn’t know or care who Charlie Kirk was

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

The media doesn't want you to know that like 92% of Americans died last year from illegal drugs. But we're not going to let them conceal the truth any longer.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

We need to find a way to divert troubled young men into cinephilia. No one who has logged 300+ films on letterboxd has ever assassinated anybody.

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 11/09/2025

"Charlie brought debate and discourse to campuses" dude he was 31! you're supposed to keep moving up in the world, but he just kept yelling at 19 year olds about FBI crime statistics. that's absolute pussy shit. that's like staying in Low-A for 13 years.

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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

george lucas made a three film opus about how a combination of tariffs, incels, and anxiety would give rise to fascism and we all made fun of him smfh

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Something I have no memory whatsoever of doing but has become lore among my friends is that in October of 2001 I told my friend's dad to get over 9/11 because it was "over a month ago"

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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Remember that when Luigi allegedly smoked a CEO and the media did this same act (including Kirk, if I remember correct!) but people were all "naw that was funny we stan our assassin king" and the media eventually gave up. The full court media/politician press doesn't work when people hate a fucker

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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

live from new york

scoreboard screenshot showing the detroit tigers win over the new york yankees 11-1

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Justin Morissette @justinmoris.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Please enjoy this photo I recently received of me (age 4 probably), my brother and my cousin meeting Dale at Disneyland in 1991 maybe? Don’t think I’ve ever been happier than knowing in this moment that the Rescue Rangers are real and also my friend. Also, proof that I’ve always smiled like this ☺️.

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Ed Tubb @edtubb.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

In 2019, Kawhi Leonard made demands of the Toronto Raptors that line up “almost perfectly” with the terms of his apparent cap-circumvention deal with the LA Clippers. Among other things, Kawhi pushed for a $10M no-show job + ownership in the Leafs. Bombshell reporting from @brucearthur.bsky.social

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