pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025We need to find a way to divert troubled young men into cinephilia. No one who has logged 300+ films on letterboxd has ever assassinated anybody. 421426152
Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 12/09/2025It's possible a certain someone was into one specific film that was made on November 22nd, 1963 And by a certain someone I am talking about Freddie Prinze, Sr. 010
matrixschmatrix.bsky.social @matrixschmatrix.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I feel like Peter Bogdonovich probably came close 020
port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 12/09/2025YOU CAN'T ASSASSINATE A PODCASTER 010
Danny, Squaresoft's Official FFVIII Shill @dopedanny.bsky.social · 12/09/2025We still don't know where Moviebob was when Kennedy was shot. 000
John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Thanks to Lee Harvey Oswald, movie theaters are demonstrably net non-assassinations 030
Breddy Tidgewater @intelsebastian.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Feel like Hinckley is a stress test of this theory but yeah he didnt complete one 1120
New Mexico Man @newmexicoman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I yearn for the days when the worst thing terminally online incels did was call you homophobic slurs because you thought Boondock Saints “wasn’t very good.” 060
Yo Son Heung Min I Had Crazy Visions @elgyopo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025gen z males aren’t binge watching berlin alexanderplatz in one sitting and it shows 0120
Mike Snow @lakeeffectsnow.bsky.social · 12/09/2025How would John Wilkes Boothe fit into this metaphor? 000
J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 12/09/2025The cinema saved his lifemedia.tenor.coma man is sitting in a chair holding his hand to his face .ALT: a man is sitting in a chair holding his hand to his face . 010
Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 12/09/2025These troubled young men need The Odd Couple II in their lives now more than ever. 020
The World's Angriest Boy in the World @angriestboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Sudden rush of letterboxed reviews for Taxi Driver becomes quickly alarming. 010
Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 12/09/2025okay but you should see some of the burns if I ever catch anyone insulting Storks 020
The Average of all Cheeses @allyourmoneynowkid.bsky.social · 13/09/2025It is impossible to consistently find the good stuff without watching hour upon hour of shit. Big movies in particular have been terrible for decades. Long enough to extinguish the habit in old timers and prevent it ever starting in the young. One bad movie undoes the good will of 10 good ones. 100
Dr. Fröhlich (prefers not to) @edgarallandoh.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I still say Stone has some part in the conspiracy theory boom. And don't get me started on people who see the Bretton Woods everywhere. 010
Mitch McDonald’s @mihoyminoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Yeah my desire to kill those I find evil is vastly outweighed by the fact that I will never get to hear all the music. 020
Tommy “Boris” O’Blivion @tommyoblivion.bsky.social · 12/09/2025It’s true. You can’t watch a Wim Wenders film and assassinate someone 130
Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I support this but I also kinda hope Northernlion hasn't secretly killed anyone bc that would kinda fuck up this whole idea 010
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 12/09/2025It's true, John Wilkes Booth lost interest after his 297th entry. 0230
Keith Donovan @keithdonovan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I unironically think that if you're into any art, you're like I can't throw my life away, how sad would it be to miss the art I haven't seen 1843
Ok Refrigerator @ok-refrigerator.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Sure, they could be the next Kim Jong-il instead. Aim higher, boys! 000
🎃🕸️𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ (but spooky)💀👻 @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 13/09/2025what about logging one film 300+ times 010
Dave Eves @cinemavsdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Who has enough free time to commit a political assassination AND watch Jacques Rivette’s OUT 1? 020
joshlogan.bsky.social @joshlogan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025What about viewers of 300?media.tenor.coma close up of a person 's face with a caption that says ' celebrity first 'ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a caption that says ' celebrity first ' 030
Ted Fielding @tfielding.bsky.social · 12/09/2025A youngster with a Tarkovsky movie in both hands has no hands left to use guns. 040
Jon Webb @jonawebb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Require anyone who wants to buy a gun to explain something, anything, about "Inland Empire." 080
Riggsveda @riggsveda.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Every troubled young man I knew who loved movies just turned into an old troubled man who loved movies. No assassinations, just endless “you don’t know how wrong you are”s. 061
MR VERY RELAXED @baertini.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Someone should make a film of Catcher in the Rye. That'll do it. 010
jamiedrumlake.bsky.social @jamiedrumlake.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Assassinated, no. Murdered someone ... I'll take that bet 020
