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Jupiter Ash

@jupiterash.bsky.social
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Me from Twitter. Geek. Fan girl. Writes fic (sometimes). Has opinions (all the time). Crafter. Gamer. ADHD. Left wing. Queer. Female. She/Her.

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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
But time will not permit: all is uneven, And every thing is left at six and seven. - Richard II (II, 2) #Shakespeare
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Suw @suw.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Advice to live by.
illustration of an otter with a tie, a namebadge saying 'Steve' and a cup of coffee. Text reads: Do not seize the day. That only startles it, and nobody wants to deal with an aggressive day before coffee. Approach it slowly. Avoid eye contact. Maybe offer a polite nod. Act casual. If the day growls, starts making demands, or mentions shenanigans back away quietly and return to bed.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/08/2024
mood
sign protruding from a hedge, the only visible word is 'no'
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
So many things she was excellent in, and many people my age will immediately think of Sybil. A particularly favourite here was her single episode in Cabin Pressure as Martin’s mum.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes
Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."
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Oakland Zoo @oaklandzoo.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Good day to be Juniper the guinea hog, bad day to be a pumpkin! 🎃 How do you prepare for spooky season? Juni’s diving snout-first into the pumpkins... no spice necessary. 👻
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I have a third cartoon in the current Private Eye. I'm fully expecting to appear in Pedants Corner with this one.
Cartoon drawing of James Bond. He is saying "It's 007.. or +4407 if you're addressing me from outside the UK"
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oli @olil.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
A picture of a foggy street
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ʙᴜη ₊˚⊹⋆ @ughbunnii.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
!!!
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
this is stupid and I am high but I have always thought (jokingly) that every time someone predicted the Rapture, they were actually right, but because Scripture specifies that no one will ever know the date and time of Christ’s return, once they predicted it, it had to be scrapped
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Kevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 26/09/2025
The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Despite easily being the most British fighting vehicle ever developed, the mock-Tudor AT-AT programme was sadly cancelled due to budgetary concerns
The Old Wellington Inn in Manchester, being jacked up on stilts to the new street level during redevelopment. It definitely looks like it's about to waddle out of the picture.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Eventually you have to accept that no matter how many different notebooks you buy, they won’t make you a better writer. For that, you need to spend a lot of money on the right pen.
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Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
You have to have changed your main fandom platform at least four times AND you must have at least three fandom-related subjects that cause an overwhelming wave of exhaustion to hit you whenever people start arguing over them
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Jupiter Ash @jupiterash.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Are we getting to the FO stage?
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
You know what never gets old? People in inflatable t-rex suits visiting t-rex skeletons in museums
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DrusillaArt🐀🐁 @drusillaart.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Happy National Rum Day! #theillustratedrat
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 14/08/2025
'level' is a close second, right?
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Lol
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Robin Bradford @tuphlos.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
This made me laugh. And then I sat and thought about it. This is correct.
Teaching STEM without teaching the Humanities is how you get Spider-Man villians.
Teaching Theater without teaching the Humanities is how you get Batman villians.
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Alan K. Dell @alankdell.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
#SFF fans rejoice, for tomorrow the Epic Sale of Beloved SFF begins! From 7th to 11th August there'll be over 100 amazing books discounted to 0.99 or free—each with a recommendation from someone who loved it. Bookmark the sale page: talesfromthecircle.c... #BelovedSFFBooks | 💙📚🪐 | 🤏📚
Epic Sale of Beloved SFF Banner with a collage of book covers in the background and the book cover for The Re-Emergence large, front and centre. The text reads: Epic Sale of Beloved SFF 2025, Aug 7th-11th, over 100 recommended books on sale, free or $0.99
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Nicki Washington, Ph.D. @drnickiw.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
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Brian @bwianair.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Tuesday
Stop trying to please people that already don't like you. Instead embrace the idea of being the most annoying person in their lives.
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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 01/08/2025
Oh no One of my fave authors when the kids were young
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
"Happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day, everyone" 🕛🗓️😬 The relentless march goes on
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Me, verifying my age on Bluesky
Larry Rickard in most of his costume & makeup for Robin the Ghost (a caveman), in a trailer, looking at a macbook.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Turtle cafeteria
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ida 🐭 FREE FROM THESIS HELL @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
give rhys darby all the pretty coats he wants #StrangeNewWorlds #SNWspoilers
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
We are seen
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
as the month closes out this GAY MAGPIE wishes all you queers a happy pride once again!!!
watercolor of a magpie waving a magpie-sized pride flag
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Jupiter Ash @jupiterash.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Twenty years after graduation, I've just paid off the last of my student loan!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Jupiter Ash @jupiterash.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
One of the white "doves" that comes to my garden for food. Rather tame. Probably specially bred and then released for a celebration. They turn into common pigeons. But look how pretty it is. Dumb as anything, but pretty.
A white dove gradually gaining the black and brown feathers of a common UK pigeon. Rather pretty with darker wings and flecks of colour across its predominantly white body.
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Glen Grambo 🇨🇦 @glengrambo.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
“ Punch it mom! We’re leaving Gary in our dust!” A few days ago the Horned Grebes were still occasionally riding on their parents’ backs. This little one seemed quite please to be zooming ahead of its sibling🤣 #Birds #photography #wildlife 🪶
A stripey horned grebe baby rides on the back of one of its parents. It is looking behind the parent at one of its siblings who is floating on the marsh and not getting a speedy ride!
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Jupiter Ash @jupiterash.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Since I am now apparently helping my godkid through GCSE maths (and others), I've dived right into the deep end with pythagoras. Good news, I remember how to do it. Yay! Bad news, I still have ADHD so I got 3 questions (out of 26) wrong for silly mistakes.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
on the last day of the United States, when this country has finally descended into civil war, i will do a thread on how to dress for summer
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Jupiter Ash @jupiterash.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
26 years since I sat my GCSEs i find myself back trawling through revision guides and past papers. Good news, with some familiarising of the texts and time periods I can do the humanities. Bad news, I've forgotten most the science and maths is a foreign subject. I don't even have children!!
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Spooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 03/07/2025
this poem got a lot of flak when it was written because people have no reading comprehension but i've been thinking about it a lot again (by @vinayrk.bsky.social unless i'm mistaken)
[title] there's laundry to do and a genocide to stop

there's laundry to do and a genocide to stop. I have to eat better and also avoid a plague. my rent went up $150. I'll need to pick up more shifts. Twenty people died in Rafah this morning and every major news outlet is stretching the limits of passive voice to suggest whole families may have leaped up through the air at missiles that otherwise had the right of way. I just got a notification that my student loan payments are starting up again and my phone isn't charged. My cousin got COVID for a fourth time and can no longer work or walk or even feed himself. The person across from me on the L train seems to fashion themself a punk rock revolutionary, but they're not wearing a face mask, and that's the kind of cognitive dissonance that makes me want to steal batteries. Fascists keep winning primaries for both parties, and I think I gained a few pounds. The CDC just announced there are no more speed limits on highways, and I think this Ativan is finally hitting. The NYPD farmer's market only sells bad apples, have you heard that one? Listen it's warm today, too warm for March. But I don't have time to think through the implications because there's laundry to do and a genocide to stop.
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meansgirl @meansgirl.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
My fave response to the AO3 outage post
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Jupiter Ash @jupiterash.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Fascinating thread.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
It sucks that MURDER, SHE WROTE and THE X-FILES were on the air at the same time but we never got a crossover where Mulder and Scully investigate the astonishing number of murders that happen around Jessica Fletcher.
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Jupiter Ash @jupiterash.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Neighbouring kids have finished for a day. Seems to be 5 of them together, including at least one I don't immediately recognise. Just saw the mum in charge pause, look at them, drop her head slightly and sigh. I feel you, dear neighbour.
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Jupiter Ash @jupiterash.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Today I was given the third degree by some young neighbours. Yes, I live alone. No I don't have a husband, or children. Yes, just me. Why? I haven't found anyone and I like being by myself. Why is my house so messy? Oh I have a lot of stuff. I'm sure their parents will be horrified. 😁😁😁
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InsideSunshine🌻 @insidesunshine.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Did we already write this one #ofmd writers crew?
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 28/06/2025
St. Peter: How'd you die? Me: Buried under an avalanche of unused journals. St. Peter *whispers*: Did you have some with the tiny grids? Me *whispers back*: Of course I had the tiny grids. St. Peter: C'mon in.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Who are we inside, if not a collection of our hopes & fears, childhood scars, loose bones, mind goblins, fried potato products, and at least one Muppet song that brings both laughter and tears?
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