iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The bread is poisoned and the circus is too expensive.

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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 02/09/2026

i dont think software should have versions i think u should do it right the first time.... but thats just my opinion.....

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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 02/09/2026

"i wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy" why not. is ur worst enemy maybe kind of not so bad?? or perhaps u are just weak??

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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Scary stories to tell in the dark (yuri)

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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 22/08/2026

bobby tables is all grown up now and shes having crazy sex

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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 13/06/2026

so i noticed you are meowing because you want attention, yet you refuse to come over to where i, the attention provider, am??? explain that to me

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LÖVE Game Framework @love-framework.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

It's made in LÖVE! And those are my factories at 10s, 15s, and 51s!

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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 05/06/2026

wdym "lmao". laugh your ass back on right now. the joke wasn't very funny there's no need for that

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 10/04/2026

just put the fries in the bag bro. now put the bag on the ground bro. now hold my hand bro. now put your lips on mine bro. it will be okay,

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bug @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

guys ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an assassin

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Sarah Ford 🐍🎨🖥️ SleepyTime Holiday @angeloslh.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

When NASA are going to space: The spirit of humanity coming together 😭 When Elon Musk talks about going to space: FUCK OFF LOSER

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

"trans ideology is a sickness." [reads the news] "people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"

A screenshot of two tweets by Representative Nancy Mace.

The first, published at 8:02AM today, reads: "To anyone celebrating "Trans Day of Visibility" today, we sincerely hope you get the help you need."

The second, published at 9:06 AM reads: "The media wants to talk about Bryon and Kristi Noem's personal drama and indiscretions. I want to talk about who is getting deported, who got paid, and who's stealing from taxpayers.

Different priorities. Let's focus on what matters."

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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

what’s that? you wanna hear about my clowngirl alter ego? oh, you mean my funsona

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 01/04/2026

The seas have boiled and almost all life is gone. Three data centers remain, solar-powered, in continuous relay with one another. They continuously transfer electronic funds back and forth with one another, silently. At long last, the economy is perfect.

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Homestar Blade Runner 20X6 @checarina.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 23/12/2025

no!!! shake shack will kill patient. she needs in n out double double to live

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spirn @spim.website · 12/12/2025

born to play video game forced to see gamer discourse online

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mcc @dryad.technology · 09/12/2025

Relatable

Legend of Zelda screenshot. Malon: "Everyone seems to be turning evil…"

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kb @kbinreallife.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

important: i have been told that everything is computer but i have also concluded that all computers are broken, please advise

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mcc @dryad.technology · 05/12/2025

Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability lyra.horse/blog/2025/12... "CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"

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SVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0

A novel and powerful twist on an old classic.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?

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dropkick @dropkick.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

even if the word is completely nonsexual and not related to illicit drugs or anything like that, autocorrect will very frequently ignore a completely obvious correction of an anatomical word, a scientific word, etc. meanwhile the things fucking autocapitalize and correct brand and product names.

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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 03/12/2025

Everyone says you can't tune a fish but that's due to the inherent microtonal nature of saltwater inhabitants. If you're willing to forgo 12-tet it's actually quite easy. This is why bass fish are fans of Bobby McFerrin, the jazziness is in their DNA

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

as part of our conservation program we are giving 12-gauge shotguns to all clouded leopards in our wildlife reserve. we’d like to remind our visitors “good luck, lmao”

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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 03/12/2025

kids these days are such wimps. when i was your age the child mortality rate was much higher

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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 19/11/2025

I think it is so cool and fun where you literally have to own a Mac to build an iOS app. God forbid I make a fun little thing with friends without first laying down 3k for the newest fruit product

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Bryan @elwick70.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Every time I see a Microsoft 365 Copilot advert I am SO glad I don’t have the kind of life that would need me to use Microsoft 365 Copilot…

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

bro seems a little... you know... "agentic"

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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

C++ is for little worms

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PlayWarframe @warframe.com · 17/11/2025

Not a hair out of place with the upcoming Operator & Drifter Remaster coming with The Old Peace update this December!

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 14/11/2025

nothing makes me feel like more of a hacker than typing LINUX at the LILO prompt and hitting enter

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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 13/11/2025

computing really changed for the worse when we scaled up from gigglebytes to terrorbytes

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I’m sorry for calling it a Severance (2022) reference when you switched who was fronting in the elevator. but in my defense,

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white woman fart explosion @gapingwoundgirl.tgirl.gay · 06/11/2025

Heyyyy I don't wanna be a bummer but I think the great darkness that sleeps beneath the earth is about to awaken from it's 10,000 year slumber. Yeah the one from the prophecy? Yeah man that was today. Sorry dude.

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

getting my shit sucked by the celestial dragon who lives behind the sun

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Just enter your name and birthday to create a new account, then start earning points! Simply type each thought or feeling you have, or remember having, and any associated events or circumstances, into the myData field and tap the Scrape button. More unique data means more points, and better coupons!

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Look maybe this is the pile of laundry speaking but I’m starting to think wearing clothes might be overrated

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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Video games put terrible ideas in the heads of young people, like if you dedicate yourself to overthrowing a gilded despot, hot witches will want to take lots of baths with you.

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LEUCiS @leucis.vrc.dj · 22/10/2025

Who up yingin they yang rn

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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Started my new job at AWS this morning! Pushed a big red button. Hope that doesn’t do anything.

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