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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

tomorrow we are gonna delete all images and start over

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

all parrots are stochastic. that’s how evolution works

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Aria @bitofabother.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

there comes a time in every middle aged woman's life where her friend group requires her to take a stand on how much tweety bird should masturbate that's.. that's a normal experience right??

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

messaging someone “hey I don’t like you and I can’t remember why. do you suck”

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

me and the boys are gonna get together later and launch a bunch of nuclear warheads at the moon lol

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“weasel words” are words like scurry, snuffle, slink, wriggle, etc

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

an hour is an atomic unit of time. it is impossible for anything to take less than an hour

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

not a good enough person to be free of sin, not a bad enough person to not care, born just in time for 67 and labubus and so on

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

this next move, I spent 146 Gooner Points to unlock

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alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 13/09/2026

discord screenshot with the names redacted. [redacted] used damn (APP) to generate a picture of sonic the hedgehog speaking the text "help bro" followed by another with the text "my account got flagged for spam and they took away images and text but not apps"

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

pawn stars guest in 2067: this was my grandmother’s labubu host: dude that thing’s freaking me out. why does it look like that. I can give you 2 gallons of water for it tho mutant radioactive barn owl: graaaak #BarnOwlFridays

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Aria @bitofabother.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

pic of two women frotting that have since gotten bottom surgery labeled "never forget"

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

why sexualize academia when you could academize sex

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

stop calling me slurs like “sapient” or “self-aware”

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

it’s having fun friday! millions around the globe are already having fun

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

marketing email: you’re pre-qualified for the Applebee’s platinum credit card! get 10% or more back on all Applebee’s appetizers xfinity postcard #3071639: INTERNET THAT JACKS YOU OFF. ONLY $399 A MONTH. GO LIMITLESS the fearsome barn owl: eeeeee #BarnOwlFridays

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

tomorrow we’re gonna let all the lab specimens run their own experiments. just a fun little thing to mix it up a bit. if any of them fuck up the data regression we’re killing them

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

waiter! waiter! you served me the “cisgender” burger by accident

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

need to do a backflip underwater. for mental health or whatever

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

daily affirmations: life is beautiful and everyone is stupid and going to hell. xbox isn’t real. it is possible to become a wolf

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

bro earlier today I glimpsed a microbe 🦠 that resembled you

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

if you have rejection sensitive dysphoria (RSD) I highly recommend not having a minority gender identity. people will be mean to you a lot for no reason. follow for more actionable tips

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

hiiii we’re your bank we need you to update our mobile app because we added more CVEs to it and also we made some of the menus more labyrinthine and increased loading times by up to 50%

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

the barn owl shares many key traits with the humble civilian airliner #BarnOwlFridays

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alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 21/08/2026

hi its me lenie clark now check out this cool vape trick (creates a massive explosion on the beach because i forgot about atmospheric pressure

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alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 20/08/2026

lesbian outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* "when i graduated highschool you were 13 isnt that weird" me, drunk off 30 capri suns and daydreaming abt being chained to a radiator: "but in the vastness of space and the immensity of time, it is my joy to share a planet and an epoch with you,"

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

embarrassing high-energy particle collision at the coffeeshop

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

fact: it’s only 10-15°C on the surface of the sun, plus or minus a few thousand degrees I think. however, the inner core is generally hotter than 50°

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

you can’t make a sandwich without cracking a few bread

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

5 sandwiches to look out for in 2027: 1. grilled milkwich 2. minotaur on rye 3. charred estrogen burger 4. footdog 6. detroit-style diffusion grid

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

earlier today I got bored so I had to pump several thousand gallons of orange juice into the neighbors’ unit

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

when I ask for advice and someone dumber than me responds

dog with swollen face from eating a bee. the dog’s expression mimics that of exasperation

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

me: can I get a sandwich subway employee: we discontinued those the majestic barn owl: FUCK #BarnOwlFridays

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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

i wish i was a warlord. i would be a manic pixie warlord

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

nostalgia-bait game remakes and movie reboots don’t work on me as a customer because the thing I’m actually nostalgic for is a specific mental breakdown I had in Boston once

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

redeeming my frequent flyer miles for a sexual favor from a boeing 737-800

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dumbest vampire at NASA 🌺 @trapdoorspider.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I can totally understand this post even though it’s in english 🤣 some things transcend language fr

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