Reposted by jumpsplat120Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The bread is poisoned and the circus is too expensive. 392192557
Reposted by jumpsplat120alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 02/09/2026i dont think software should have versions i think u should do it right the first time.... but thats just my opinion..... 1429
Reposted by jumpsplat120alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 02/09/2026"i wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy" why not. is ur worst enemy maybe kind of not so bad?? or perhaps u are just weak?? 1141
Reposted by jumpsplat120Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Scary stories to tell in the dark (yuri) 085
Reposted by jumpsplat120alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 22/08/2026bobby tables is all grown up now and shes having crazy sex 0113
Reposted by jumpsplat120Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️⚧️ Bull of Heaven @jeannedsnark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026 3643931126
Reposted by jumpsplat120they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro. 730194943478
jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 21/06/2026I made the name when we were young. It's cause jumping from high things in video games is fun 010
Reposted by jumpsplat120alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 13/06/2026so i noticed you are meowing because you want attention, yet you refuse to come over to where i, the attention provider, am??? explain that to me 0121
Reposted by jumpsplat120LÖVE Game Framework @love-framework.bsky.social · 04/06/2026It's made in LÖVE! And those are my factories at 10s, 15s, and 51s! 0111
Reposted by jumpsplat120alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 05/06/2026wdym "lmao". laugh your ass back on right now. the joke wasn't very funny there's no need for that 0161
Reposted by jumpsplat120arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs. 437153904210
Reposted by jumpsplat120alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 10/04/2026just put the fries in the bag bro. now put the bag on the ground bro. now hold my hand bro. now put your lips on mine bro. it will be okay, 071
Reposted by jumpsplat120taylor swift @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 10/04/2026guys ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an assassin 1203
Reposted by jumpsplat120SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 01/04/2026When NASA are going to space: The spirit of humanity coming together 😭 When Elon Musk talks about going to space: FUCK OFF LOSER 1022723
Reposted by jumpsplat120derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/03/2026"trans ideology is a sickness." [reads the news] "people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration" 18298381728
Reposted by jumpsplat120relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 01/04/2026what’s that? you wanna hear about my clowngirl alter ego? oh, you mean my funsona 415014
Reposted by jumpsplat120wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits 4869151024
Reposted by jumpsplat120Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 01/04/2026The seas have boiled and almost all life is gone. Three data centers remain, solar-powered, in continuous relay with one another. They continuously transfer electronic funds back and forth with one another, silently. At long last, the economy is perfect. 872206548
Reposted by jumpsplat120Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 27/12/2025in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game 8684322051
Reposted by jumpsplat120alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 23/12/2025no!!! shake shack will kill patient. she needs in n out double double to live 1103
jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 20/12/2025i also have everything and fuck its too much like so much im running out space in my closet i need less stuff 020
jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 14/12/2025Pssh, you just haven't tried enough games! Like... uh... Harvest moon? Wait, no 010
Reposted by jumpsplat120spirn @spim.website · 12/12/2025born to play video game forced to see gamer discourse online 0427
Reposted by jumpsplat120kb @kbinreallife.bsky.social · 10/12/2025important: i have been told that everything is computer but i have also concluded that all computers are broken, please advise 151
jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 11/12/2025I love that :pussy: is there, insinuating that she doesn't click on emojis in the selection menu but has them all memorized and types them out by hand 110
jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 11/12/2025I can't get over his fucking dead eyed smile 😭 why does he do that 100
jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 08/12/2025Straight up "raiding it". and by it,,, well haha, let's justr say 010
Reposted by jumpsplat120mcc @dryad.technology · 05/12/2025Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability lyra.horse/blog/2025/12... "CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"lyra.horseSVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0A novel and powerful twist on an old classic. 242013574
jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 04/12/2025I'm no particular order: Robot smooching. Cracked out looter shooter. A wholely unique sci fi universe. Number go up simulator. One of my favorite games. 010
Reposted by jumpsplat120Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!? 233053363
Reposted by jumpsplat120dropkickCHARNEL @dropkick.bsky.social · 02/12/2025even if the word is completely nonsexual and not related to illicit drugs or anything like that, autocorrect will very frequently ignore a completely obvious correction of an anatomical word, a scientific word, etc. meanwhile the things fucking autocapitalize and correct brand and product names. 1466
jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 03/12/2025old tech bad and new tech though??? How you say old tech good???? Impossible 010