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jumpsplat120

@jumpsplat120.com
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Definitely one of the people of all time. Micro micro micro niche Internet celebrity. Clinically insane.

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Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The bread is poisoned and the circus is too expensive.
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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 02/09/2026
i dont think software should have versions i think u should do it right the first time.... but thats just my opinion.....
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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 02/09/2026
"i wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy" why not. is ur worst enemy maybe kind of not so bad?? or perhaps u are just weak??
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 04/09/2026
tautological
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Scary stories to tell in the dark (yuri)
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 23/08/2026
Nope! What's that like?
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 23/08/2026
I aspire to this hotness
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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 22/08/2026
bobby tables is all grown up now and shes having crazy sex
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Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️‍⚧️ Bull of Heaven @jeannedsnark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An image of a BIOS setup where the options read top to bottom left to right
Standard cmos features
Advanced bios features
Advanced chipset features
She/her
Power management setup
Pnp/pci config
They/them
Frequency/voltage control
Load failsafe defaults
Load optimized defaults
Set supervisor password 
Set uset password
Save and exit
Exit without saving

Caption reads 
FUCK IT. PRONOUNS IN BIOS
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 20/08/2026
EXPERIMENTS.md
HIERARCHY.md
PERFORMANCE.md
PRINCESS.md
PROTOCOL.md
UPSTREAM.md
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 04/08/2026
I wouldn't do that if I were you
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 25/06/2026
Severance
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 21/06/2026
I made the name when we were young. It's cause jumping from high things in video games is fun
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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 13/06/2026
so i noticed you are meowing because you want attention, yet you refuse to come over to where i, the attention provider, am??? explain that to me
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LÖVE Game Framework @love-framework.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's made in LÖVE! And those are my factories at 10s, 15s, and 51s!
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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 05/06/2026
wdym "lmao". laugh your ass back on right now. the joke wasn't very funny there's no need for that
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 10/04/2026
just put the fries in the bag bro. now put the bag on the ground bro. now hold my hand bro. now put your lips on mine bro. it will be okay,
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taylor swift @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
guys ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an assassin
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
When NASA are going to space: The spirit of humanity coming together 😭 When Elon Musk talks about going to space: FUCK OFF LOSER
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"trans ideology is a sickness." [reads the news] "people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"
A screenshot of two tweets by Representative Nancy Mace. 

The first, published at 8:02AM today, reads: "To anyone celebrating "Trans Day of Visibility" today, we sincerely hope you get the help you need."

The second, published at 9:06 AM reads: "The media wants to talk about Bryon and Kristi Noem's personal drama and indiscretions. I want to talk about who is getting deported, who got paid, and who's stealing from taxpayers.

Different priorities. Let's focus on what matters."
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
what’s that? you wanna hear about my clowngirl alter ego? oh, you mean my funsona
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 01/04/2026
The seas have boiled and almost all life is gone. Three data centers remain, solar-powered, in continuous relay with one another. They continuously transfer electronic funds back and forth with one another, silently. At long last, the economy is perfect.
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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alex 🏖️ @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 23/12/2025
no!!! shake shack will kill patient. she needs in n out double double to live
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 20/12/2025
i also have everything and fuck its too much like so much im running out space in my closet i need less stuff
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 20/12/2025
On that doohickey grindset
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
My god, what have I done?!
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 18/12/2025
Pornhub for Enterprise made me chuckle 😄
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 14/12/2025
I heard they use AMD cards to render it
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 14/12/2025
Pssh, you just haven't tried enough games! Like... uh... Harvest moon? Wait, no
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spirn @spim.website · 12/12/2025
born to play video game forced to see gamer discourse online
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mcc @dryad.technology · 09/12/2025
Relatable
Legend of Zelda screenshot. Malon: "Everyone seems to be turning evil…"
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 11/12/2025
All things broken 😞
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kb @kbinreallife.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
important: i have been told that everything is computer but i have also concluded that all computers are broken, please advise
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 11/12/2025
I love that :pussy: is there, insinuating that she doesn't click on emojis in the selection menu but has them all memorized and types them out by hand
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 11/12/2025
I can't get over his fucking dead eyed smile 😭 why does he do that
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 08/12/2025
Straight up "raiding it". and by it,,, well haha, let's justr say
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 08/12/2025
I give this picture three big BOOMs
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 06/12/2025
how could sonic do this
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mcc @dryad.technology · 05/12/2025
Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability lyra.horse/blog/2025/12... "CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
lyra.horse
SVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0
A novel and powerful twist on an old classic.
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 05/12/2025
but I have aphantasia 😩
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 04/12/2025
I'm no particular order: Robot smooching. Cracked out looter shooter. A wholely unique sci fi universe. Number go up simulator. One of my favorite games.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
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dropkickCHARNEL @dropkick.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
even if the word is completely nonsexual and not related to illicit drugs or anything like that, autocorrect will very frequently ignore a completely obvious correction of an anatomical word, a scientific word, etc. meanwhile the things fucking autocapitalize and correct brand and product names.
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 03/12/2025
demonitize
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 03/12/2025
Woah be careful they might demonize u
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jumpsplat120 @jumpsplat120.com · 03/12/2025
old tech bad and new tech though??? How you say old tech good???? Impossible
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