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RJ the Jank Monarch

@rjank.bsky.social
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One way out. Yugioh's premier limited format mad scientist and general strike enthusiast. (they/them) 🔞 Find me on YouTube @TheRJB0 and at twitch.tv/rj_the_jank_monarch

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Jessica Jae @jessyjplays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one of the announcements is that i will be hosting a REGRESSION SLOP TOURNAMENT this friday! co-commentated by @emperorstove.bsky.social, this should be normal i think challonge.com/ex61zqkw
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REGRESSION SLOP TOURNAMENT - Challonge
Explore this tournament hosted by jessyjplays
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Jessica Jae @jessyjplays.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BEST of regression season 5, plus some announcements! youtu.be/XVDE3VcyM2s?...
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Best of Season 5, & REGRESSION ANNOUNCEMENTS - The Yu-Gi-Oh! Regression Series
YouTube video by JessyjplaysYGO
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reporting back: Being offline rules Cannot recommend it enough
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The silver lining to this banlist is that by the time I finally finish filming and editing, my video about how fusion monsters are always what breaks Yugioh will be more relevant than ever.
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Also, speaking of winning gambles and doing happy wiggles, I got engaged! The greatest fortune I've ever had is the luck to find someone so beautiful and passionate to be weird with the rest of our lives🥰
A cutie in rose-colored sunglasses with matching nails decorated in silver with roses and swords, delightedly holding up their hand to show off a silver ring topped with a moss agate, the same stormy green as their gorgeous eyesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARJ and their fiance, Rey, holding each other on a rock in the middle of a forest creek. RJ's face is visible, and they look like they could die happy gazing into Rey's eyes, but instead of dying happy they get to live together happily for hopefully many years.RJ and Rey standing on a rock in the middle of a creek holding swords and looking kinda badass actually. RJ is wearing an orchid-patterned black skirt, black corset belt, red sword belt and a billowy white shirt. Rey is wearing a wine-colored dress, black and rainbow boots and a green sword belt.
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I opened one pack of MAMO as a nice little thing to do while hanging out at the river, waiting for the bus. Pulled an overframe Stardust. I legit did a little happy wiggle. I've made it! I won the gamble. No more MAMO for me.
A hand holding a pack of cards fanned out on front of a bus stop and some trees. At the top of the pack is an overframe Stardust Victim Sanctuary. The thumbnail is painted with a gold sun on a shining blood-red background.
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Also I hate to alarm anyone, but I Filmed today. For a solo piece no less! This is a multi-part filming process, for a probably massive video essay, so it's not quite time to celebrate yet, but a new TheRJB0 video is actually happening😨
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Coming back briefly because I heard LittleKuriboh came out as trans‼️ Anyway, how have you all been? What's been big in your lives, lovelies?
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Thempire Iain 🏳️‍🌈🧡🏳️‍⚧️ @thempireiain.neocities.org · 19/07/2026
sundary at 10pm eastern time!! Rivalry returns!! its a video essayist beatdown as @outofcharacters.bsky.social and @rjank.bsky.social join me to introduce Paleozoic, Dark Magician, and The Stuff™ Pile to rivalry format!! be there or be square
a rivalry format thumbnail with out of characters in front of opabinia, thempire iain in front of the dark magicians, and rj in front of abc buster dragon
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
While I'm here, check out my new look. Okay bye again
RJ in glasses and a knit turtleneck with peekaboo shoulders. Their hair is layered and bright magenta, and they appear to have gotten a step closer to their dream of becoming your friend's hot mom you had a crush on.
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jumping back on to say, not the horse I was rooting for, but I'll take it!
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hey, folks. Pride month feels like a weird time to do this, but I'm taking an indefinite break from this Bluesky account, unless and until I come back to post as a creator. Moots are free to ask if you want to know more, but moving away from this means of community will be big for my mental health.
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Jessica Jae @jessyjplays.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
youtu.be/HZ9BaomDaQA?... boy oh boy they're just playing anything on Regression these days @sophieapparently.bsky.social @rjank.bsky.social @iwishiwasdead.bsky.social @emperorstove.bsky.social
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GATE GUARDIAN v SWORDSOUL (Time Wizard is here also) - The Yu-Gi-Oh! Regression Series
YouTube video by JessyjplaysYGO
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Having a spectacular Daggerheart campaign in which my party is three cartographers, from different cultures with different methods, attempting to map the famously unmappable Sablewood. Today, for the first time, we put together our campaign notes to collaboratively draft a map.
Our extremely rough map of the Sablewood, featuring a variety of geographical features: mountain ranges cut through the center vertically, and a huge river reaches across the land. There's an infinite archipelago stretching off the coast. Swamps pepper the land, and to the south lies a Godwood stand.
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YGOPRODeck @ygoprodeck.com · 25/05/2026
Red Dragon Archfiend / YCS Columbus (Genesys) 1st Place 🏆 ✅ ygop.dk/d/713145 #yugioh #YGOGenesys
YGOPRODeck Image
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Looking at the decklists from this event has me really looking forward to playing more Genesys. This format is so cool!
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
More importantly I never doubted them!! I NEVER DOUBTED THEEEEEEMMMM!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yugioh card The Crimson King
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
So uh... @mbtyugioh.bsky.social... How bout that TMT?
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm so glad I've oriented myself toward casual Genesys and hosting limited format events, because I love Yugioh, but I have better things to do with my life than contend with One Piece level card shortages because Konami made a product priced exactly for the diamond-hands scalper market.
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Jessica Jae @jessyjplays.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Here's how it works: everyone who donates following the instructions in the google doc a sum of 20$ or more, is allowed to suggest a bad card that Wish MUST play in the finale. We are doing this because we thought it was funny, and because Wish has otherwise clobbered us in the season
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Jessica Jae @jessyjplays.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
the DEADLINE to ruin wish's deck is Thursday, May 28 at noon EST. We will be recording the season finale that evening, at which point myself @sophieapparently.bsky.social @rjank.bsky.social & @emperorstove.bsky.social will have a chance at toppling God's Favorite Jackass
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Thempire Iain 🏳️‍🌈🧡🏳️‍⚧️ @thempireiain.neocities.org · 21/05/2026
30 years of one of the best manga ever made!! thank you Kazuki Takahashi for a manga that literally changed my life And also is pretty funny and a little gay
Yu-Gi-Oh Manga panel:
Jonouchi: "awright Yugi! Lets you and I mate right away!"
Yugi: "okay!"
Honda: "I didn't need to hear that..."
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I am now exactly 40% sure that I am missing a load-bearing tin of DM garbage, because all but one of the cards I need are from Dark Crisis and Magician's Force, the two packs I opened the most of as a kid.
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Jessica Jae @jessyjplays.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
everyone needs to watch the epic conclusion to the field spell ranking
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
People who aren't in the Cardmarket protectorate, how do you get your cards outside of TCGPlayer? I am like 5 stupid 2-print DM commons away from completing a cube I've been working on for years.
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Jessica Jae @jessyjplays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
me & my yugioh crew are doing a fundraiser for The Sameer Project! if you're interested both in donating and helping us reach our goal, check out this link: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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REGRESSION SEASON 5 FUNDRAISER INTRO
GOAL PROGRESS: $253.50/2500 DONATE HERE This season of regression we’re raising funds for the Sameer Project to help Gaza rebuild their homes as well as construct important infrastructure such as wa...
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Jessica Jae @jessyjplays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
today i read something heartbreaking, about a 13-year-old relative of one of the organizers for The Sameer Project taking their own life. The suffering inflicted against Palestine for standing up to apartheid is pretty unimaginable. i hope you'll consider donating: chuffed.org/project/1491...
chuffed.org
Rebuild Gaza x The Sameer Project
[This campaign was previously the Mass Displacement Campaign, and the Give Warmth to Gaza Campaign]
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You've heard of raccoon eye, but now get ready for... Oompa Loompa beard? The price of beauty
RJ in a black shirt with a red line art rose. Okay I'm burying the lead with this one, their beard is bright green, smeared with the remains of the beautiful flowers they had painted on their face in the previous photo set. They look distressed about this fact.
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Rhododendron-inspired look to go with Rey to watch Lucy Darling torture an AI chatbot developer for two hours.
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I say this like the main event of my day was this and not the all-day date where we got coffee and banh mi, wandered the Crystal Springs rhododendron garden, bought a bunch of stuff from a local fruit stand, and had beyond dogs, bubbly wine, and the a pie from the fruit stand under the sunset.
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My big birthday event was (after a lovely date), my partner deciding it was time to learn Edison. It's happening👀
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
puppygirllaika
talking about stuff like prison reform or the SO registry really quickly makes you realize how many peoples political ideology boils down to "look, just tell me who the bad people are so I know who we should be killing."

puppygirllaika
and this is not unique to one side of the political spectrum btw. right or left, authoritarian or anarchist, all are susceptible to the rhetoric of "who is the acceptable target?"
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Jessica Jae @jessyjplays.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
regression 5.6! i won't lie the energy for this one is WILD 'cus while it's not reflected in the youtube upload, we took a hiatus between when we recorded the last one and this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC75...
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Sophie objectifies El Shaddoll Construct - The Yu-Gi-Oh! Regression Series
YouTube video by JessyjplaysYGO
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Bout to take my first injection for my birthday! Wish me luck!
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I'm tired of Star Wars fans pretending "Do or do not. There is no try," is a good quote, when it doesn't even make any sense, because it's not actually what Yoda says.
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thank you to @googly-oh.neocities.org for finding this! If you like this design, go check out the artist's work and be sure to compliment them on it, since they've been absolutely flooded with plagiarism bots. linktr.ee/tensaitattoo
linktr.ee
tensaitattoo | TikTok, Instagram, X | Linktree
Anime and tattoo artist
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm struggling to find the original artist for this design, because it's been stolen into oblivion by t-shirt farm, but I think it rules. Does anyone know who did this or recognize the style?
A Dark Magician Girl shirt done in graffiti style. She's blowing bubble gum and has "Mana" tattooed on her chest
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Kaitlyn @fedginator.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Caught part of this on Patreon, and now that it's on YouTube, I highly recommend a watch!
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
To all my trans siblings, especially my trans sisters, I love you, and I'm so glad you're here.
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Am I tripping, or did Konami just point up literally every functional going second tool???
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Storm, Rain, Cloud, Sun, Thunder, and Mist. The only reason this is the wrong answer is because Sky, despite being capable of activating weapons of all genders, does have gendered properties of its own.
The seven flames of the sky from Hitman Reborn
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Ryder @ryderpokez.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
trick question, obviously the first six are LIGHT, DARK, WIND, FIRE, WATER, and EARTH, but people forget DIVINE bc the bubble looks a lot like LIGHT
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Thinking about tech in a liberated world. We're constantly advertised the latest features, but can you imagine an okay phone that's 100% repairable, where all the programs are open source? No bells, no whistles, but access to basically any social connections or media you want? No ads. No "content".
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
God I love this movie. I was literally just thinking about how I can't imagine turning my brain off to enjoy things, when having my brain fully locked in on a movie as it lights me up like a city skyline can include my monkey brain, and Fury Road is exactly the example that came to mind.
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Jessica Jae @jessyjplays.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Regression Season 5: a series more consistently watched than the Washington Post YT channel youtu.be/NfqOVemgFw4?...
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Supreme King Gay Magician - The Yu-Gi-Oh! Regression Series
YouTube video by JessyjplaysYGO
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It's wild to me that of all the artists I enjoyed as a teenager, LittleKuriboh is the one who turned out to be cool.
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Jessica Jae @jessyjplays.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfqO... the good news about this episode is that it ended up being a lot funnier (to me) in the editing room than it was at the time of recording. ultimately i'd say this is a quintessential "@iwishiwasdead.bsky.social makes us all suffer"
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Supreme King Gay Magician - The Yu-Gi-Oh! Regression Series
YouTube video by JessyjplaysYGO
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RJ the Jank Monarch @rjank.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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