Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Extradimensional beings could give birth in ways we can scarcely even begin to imagine 030
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TTRPG nerds: is a block of Sharp Cheddar considered a Blunt Weapon? I want to make sure it works with my Modifiers 130
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Never delivering pizza to the Hilbert Hotel again. Every single room took 1/2 of what was left and told me to go next door. Took FOREVER to get out of there and by the time I was done there was NOTHING left 050
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why do they call it a BED of lettuce if you're not 'sposed to fuck in it?! 031
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why do they call it a truck BED if you're not 'sposed to fuck in it?? 130
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026'Next', the attending sukkal calls drearily I step forward to stand before the goddess of bondage Many others have been turned away due to the imperfections in their offerings of rope, etc Shakily, I present a plain gold wedding band She rolls her eyes; she accepts 040
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Eldritch girlthing that makes herself look AI-generated in photos and videos her girlfriend takes with her, to make it seem like her gf is unironically dating Grok or something and embarrass her 1174
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"What do we say to the God of Death?" "Not today" "And what do we say to the Goddess of Darkness?--" "Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease--" "Get the fuck out of the Hall of Faces" 094
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026By far my biggest delusion is kind of like when men think they could win a fight with zero training just by going 'berserk mode'. I fully believe I could win Space Jam. I'm a 5'6 woman with zero bball skills but I could do it. I just know 171
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The goddess of irrepressible love and unstoppable fury 031
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Everyone do the wordle NOW it's her birthday 🎂 #antigreen #wordle 252
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Truly, one cannot fathom the depths of her font of problematic tees... 171
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Eldritch girlthing with a wardrobe consisting of almost exclusively absolute bullshit T-shirts 🥰 0155
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 17/06/2026*evil* H.P. Lovecraft: I love spicy food and touching grass and am afraid of absolutely nothing 050
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Shoggoth-entity who's not good at maintaining human form for long X stoner girl with bad eyesight who hasn't noticed her roommate sometimes melts into a noxious, oily sludge Call that High Strangeness 050
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Telepath friend asking my opinion: I'd love to hear your thoughts *Folds hands and gives me a shit-eating Kubrickian grin* 020
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The joy of staying at a hotel and immediately cranking the AC down so low it'd make H.P. Lovecraft shit himself in fear 020
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Forget about 'market penetration' I'd rather talk about market ovulation 🥚 020
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 04/06/2026"What if we could have utopia" "What if the world was made of pudding" These are the same thing 😋 030
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The evil psychic entity that's wormed Its way into my brain: hey pookie what's on your mind oh wait it's me lmao 🤣 030
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The extent to which Lovecraftian vibes have become so flanderized in pop media is really impressive, like it's all tentacles and Shoggoth-eyes and none of the actual cosmicism/horror. There's Nyarlathotep-themed vtubers even, and only a few true "cosmic horror" films per decade 041
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 25/05/2026- bsky lowk dead - tumblr quiet - only 1-2 likes on Twitter even when quoting or engaging with a viral post Okay I get that being 'shadow'banned would be thematically funny for me but actually what am I doing wrong?? Do I just need to post more?? I want to share my blorbos with the world... 280
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Happy Trans Day of Visibility from the #antigreen blorbos 🩷🤍🩵 #tdov (Art by @koinumilk.bsky.social !) 051
Reposted by GremPudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 05/03/2026E̶͌s̵̓t̷h̴̍ę̸̣̋r..̴͖́́̀ͅ. An experiment of graphite and ink for my friend @gremozzerella.bsky.social~ I sincerely recommend reading #antigreen to anyone interested in... eldritch yuri 🖤 611815
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 15/02/2026This Valentine's, maybe you kissed a girl, or not, but either way if you've ever wanted to read about such things please consume this piping-hot, fresh eldritch yuri: archiveofourown.org/works/79567101 Featuring my usual goobers, but swapped (ooh! neat! I hear you saying) Happy Valentine's! 💚 192
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Calliope Mondegrene AKA God's favorite fidget toy 💚 #antigreen art by @droolingdemon.bsky.social 0111
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Uhh going to be revising the last chapter to clarify something that came up in feedback, literally 1984 but should hopefully be an improvement 010
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 07/01/2026G̴i̸r̴l̵ who likes to read and maybe eat your soul for lunch #antigreen art by @droolingdemon.bsky.social 160
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Damn, Stranger Things really jumped the shark with Henry Creel. It just was never the same having the villain go from eldritch monstrosity to some murderous twink moonlighting as tree roots. At least it's over now, I guess?? 020
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 27/12/2025It gives me such strange deja vu watching Pluribus and seeing the eldritch-adjacent hivemind be a total nerd for etymology and inhumanly good at board games. Like yeah that just Makes Sense and is also exactly how MY character is. Vince Gilligan you owe me one morbillion dollars 050
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Had too many people calling me out for not actually writing tentacle smut of my very-eldritch-and-therefore-tentacular characters... So here you go, suckers, have some tentacle yuri: archiveofourown.org/works/696450...archiveofourown.orgAsterisms / Vignettes - Chapter 2 - gremnoire - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 010
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Finished reading the newly published There Is No Antimemetics Division... I do think almost everything is improved over the original, SCP version, *except* for the names... There really wasn't a rename I liked, and I thought the SCP -> Unknown Organization was kind of weak. Overall, great story tho 030
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Had a dream I was drinking in a medieval bar with my OCs, who were relaying the stories of how they acquired 2/6 fantasy relics thus far, and when I realized I was dreaming and started to fangirl THAT one leaned back, looked at me like "rly bro?" and straight-up woke me up for breaking character LOL 020
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Thinking about them... (But when am I not?) #antigreen 0123
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 25/09/2025🪞 * Mirror, mirror, prithee show me anyone but me #antigreen 0122
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 19/09/2025What am amazing time to be an aspiring author with trans and queer characters ☹️ Gotta hope that the publishing precedes the burning, I suppose 040
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Not to be e-schatological or anything, but living through the end of the world is pretty shit 030
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Do people still write SCPs in this day and age? Is it wrong to write an article based around OCs from my novel? I wanna pay homage to the site (and qntm's There Is No Antimemetics Division, a big inspo) but don't want to run afoul of any guidelines... It'd be doomed yuri/ horror... 020
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 07/09/2025"I'll make your outsides match your insides, then, since you're my doll--my puppet--right?" Art by notthatcera (Tumblr) For my OCs, Calliope (puppet <3) and Esther (puppeteer) (Read more about them here archiveofourown.org/works/52571968) 2105
Reposted by Gremqntm @qntm.org · 07/09/2025ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file 392325506
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Sharing the updated cover of what I've been writing because it's just so, so cool: This is for Antigreen, my (ongoing!) web novel about a girlfailure barista who charms a strange eldritch entity after dropping acid. @antiquedeuce.bsky.social did an amazing job! archiveofourown.org/works/52571968 1164
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I don't fear Death, because I know if push comes to mortal shove, I could best Her in a game wagering my soul... The game? Holy matrimony 041
Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 03/08/2025When people talk about the weight of Reality pressing down upon them... What part of reality is that? Her feet? Her thighs? Her... *Is crushed under the weight of embarrassment* When people talk about the weight of embarrassment... 0163