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Grem

@gremozzerella.bsky.social
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she/her | digital gremlin | colourless green ideas sleep yuriously Writing Antigreen: archiveofourown.org/works/52571968 Also on Tumblr: tumblr.com/gremnoire

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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Extradimensional beings could give birth in ways we can scarcely even begin to imagine
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TTRPG nerds: is a block of Sharp Cheddar considered a Blunt Weapon? I want to make sure it works with my Modifiers
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never delivering pizza to the Hilbert Hotel again. Every single room took 1/2 of what was left and told me to go next door. Took FOREVER to get out of there and by the time I was done there was NOTHING left
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why do they call it a BED of lettuce if you're not 'sposed to fuck in it?!
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why do they call it a truck BED if you're not 'sposed to fuck in it??
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'Next', the attending sukkal calls drearily I step forward to stand before the goddess of bondage Many others have been turned away due to the imperfections in their offerings of rope, etc Shakily, I present a plain gold wedding band She rolls her eyes; she accepts
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Eldritch girlthing that makes herself look AI-generated in photos and videos her girlfriend takes with her, to make it seem like her gf is unironically dating Grok or something and embarrass her
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"What do we say to the God of Death?" "Not today" "And what do we say to the Goddess of Darkness?--" "Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease--" "Get the fuck out of the Hall of Faces"
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
By far my biggest delusion is kind of like when men think they could win a fight with zero training just by going 'berserk mode'. I fully believe I could win Space Jam. I'm a 5'6 woman with zero bball skills but I could do it. I just know
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The goddess of irrepressible love and unstoppable fury
Antigreen art by @droolingdemon !
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everyone do the wordle NOW it's her birthday 🎂 #antigreen #wordle
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Scary stories to tell in the dark (yuri)
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Truly, one cannot fathom the depths of her font of problematic tees...
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Date night with the g̷i̶r̶l̴f̸r̵i̴e̷n̸d̴ #antigreen
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Eldritch girlthing with a wardrobe consisting of almost exclusively absolute bullshit T-shirts 🥰
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*evil* H.P. Lovecraft: I love spicy food and touching grass and am afraid of absolutely nothing
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Shoggoth-entity who's not good at maintaining human form for long X stoner girl with bad eyesight who hasn't noticed her roommate sometimes melts into a noxious, oily sludge Call that High Strangeness
Art by koinumilk !
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Telepath friend asking my opinion: I'd love to hear your thoughts *Folds hands and gives me a shit-eating Kubrickian grin*
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The joy of staying at a hotel and immediately cranking the AC down so low it'd make H.P. Lovecraft shit himself in fear
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Forget about 'market penetration' I'd rather talk about market ovulation 🥚
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"What if we could have utopia" "What if the world was made of pudding" These are the same thing 😋
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The evil psychic entity that's wormed Its way into my brain: hey pookie what's on your mind oh wait it's me lmao 🤣
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The extent to which Lovecraftian vibes have become so flanderized in pop media is really impressive, like it's all tentacles and Shoggoth-eyes and none of the actual cosmicism/horror. There's Nyarlathotep-themed vtubers even, and only a few true "cosmic horror" films per decade
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
- bsky lowk dead - tumblr quiet - only 1-2 likes on Twitter even when quoting or engaging with a viral post Okay I get that being 'shadow'banned would be thematically funny for me but actually what am I doing wrong?? Do I just need to post more?? I want to share my blorbos with the world...
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#antigreen Art by @koinumilk.bsky.social 💚
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy Trans Day of Visibility from the #antigreen blorbos 🩷🤍🩵 #tdov (Art by @koinumilk.bsky.social !)
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
E̶͌s̵̓t̷h̴̍ę̸̣̋r..̴͖́́̀ͅ. An experiment of graphite and ink for my friend @gremozzerella.bsky.social~ I sincerely recommend reading #antigreen to anyone interested in... eldritch yuri 🖤
A strange portrait of a female looking character with pitch-black hair covering one eye. Goth makeup frames the one visible eye, which is the deepest of magenta, sharp against the rest of the page. At the very center of the eye, infinitely beyond the space of the iris, far beyond the sphere of your regular comprehension, you can just about make out Its shape...
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Late-night Outer God activities #antigreen
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This Valentine's, maybe you kissed a girl, or not, but either way if you've ever wanted to read about such things please consume this piping-hot, fresh eldritch yuri: archiveofourown.org/works/79567101 Featuring my usual goobers, but swapped (ooh! neat! I hear you saying) Happy Valentine's! 💚
Art by @notthatcera on Tumblr
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Calliope Mondegrene AKA God's favorite fidget toy 💚 #antigreen art by @droolingdemon.bsky.social
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Uhh going to be revising the last chapter to clarify something that came up in feedback, literally 1984 but should hopefully be an improvement
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
G̴i̸r̴l̵ who likes to read and maybe eat your soul for lunch #antigreen art by @droolingdemon.bsky.social
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Damn, Stranger Things really jumped the shark with Henry Creel. It just was never the same having the villain go from eldritch monstrosity to some murderous twink moonlighting as tree roots. At least it's over now, I guess??
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
It gives me such strange deja vu watching Pluribus and seeing the eldritch-adjacent hivemind be a total nerd for etymology and inhumanly good at board games. Like yeah that just Makes Sense and is also exactly how MY character is. Vince Gilligan you owe me one morbillion dollars
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Monster I'd Like to F-- #antigreen
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Had too many people calling me out for not actually writing tentacle smut of my very-eldritch-and-therefore-tentacular characters... So here you go, suckers, have some tentacle yuri: archiveofourown.org/works/696450...
archiveofourown.org
Asterisms / Vignettes - Chapter 2 - gremnoire - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Finished reading the newly published There Is No Antimemetics Division... I do think almost everything is improved over the original, SCP version, *except* for the names... There really wasn't a rename I liked, and I thought the SCP -> Unknown Organization was kind of weak. Overall, great story tho
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Had a dream I was drinking in a medieval bar with my OCs, who were relaying the stories of how they acquired 2/6 fantasy relics thus far, and when I realized I was dreaming and started to fangirl THAT one leaned back, looked at me like "rly bro?" and straight-up woke me up for breaking character LOL
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Thinking about them... (But when am I not?) #antigreen
Art by Valbun (Twitter)
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
🪞 * Mirror, mirror, prithee show me anyone but me #antigreen
Art by morphie
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
What am amazing time to be an aspiring author with trans and queer characters ☹️ Gotta hope that the publishing precedes the burning, I suppose
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Not to be e-schatological or anything, but living through the end of the world is pretty shit
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Do people still write SCPs in this day and age? Is it wrong to write an article based around OCs from my novel? I wanna pay homage to the site (and qntm's There Is No Antimemetics Division, a big inspo) but don't want to run afoul of any guidelines... It'd be doomed yuri/ horror...
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
"I'll make your outsides match your insides, then, since you're my doll--my puppet--right?" Art by notthatcera (Tumblr) For my OCs, Calliope (puppet <3) and Esther (puppeteer) (Read more about them here archiveofourown.org/works/52571968)
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qntm @qntm.org · 07/09/2025
ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Sharing the updated cover of what I've been writing because it's just so, so cool: This is for Antigreen, my (ongoing!) web novel about a girlfailure barista who charms a strange eldritch entity after dropping acid. @antiquedeuce.bsky.social did an amazing job! archiveofourown.org/works/52571968
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I don't fear Death, because I know if push comes to mortal shove, I could best Her in a game wagering my soul... The game? Holy matrimony
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Alternatively:
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Grem @gremozzerella.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
When people talk about the weight of Reality pressing down upon them... What part of reality is that? Her feet? Her thighs? Her... *Is crushed under the weight of embarrassment* When people talk about the weight of embarrassment...
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