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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 2h
date tonight wml
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 29/09/2026
yeah sorry for some of these posts but this is the first time I've ever have a positive body image
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 29/09/2026
need to stop posting like this
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 29/09/2026
thinking i want to be so pretty i could wear a dress and it would look good
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 28/09/2026
yesterday's mescaline doodles: tall bird
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 28/09/2026
nutsack off the penis plant ivysly.com/blog/nutsack...
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nutsack off the penis plant
content warning: this blog post is mostly about drugs. as this website exists to document my life in earnest and in relative completion i would be remiss in avoiding the topic of mescaline, the...
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 28/09/2026
knowing the sticker on the apple is edible doesn't make me feel any less alive when i eat it
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 28/09/2026
patronizing the Sultan of Money for advice on my timeshare situation
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 28/09/2026
cozy soldier, drop and give me 20 sweater put on and take offs
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 28/09/2026
I've been slamming on the gas it's insane just beautiful and cathartic just unbelievable
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 27/09/2026
don't need #it anymore
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 23/09/2026
tap in for more insights
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 27/09/2026
sorry if wrong channel: yay
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 27/09/2026
Yep
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 27/09/2026
But it can't be all Crime either
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 27/09/2026
Yes
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 27/09/2026
mescaline :)
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 27/09/2026
it's not all roses in Crime City
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 26/09/2026
in it!
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 26/09/2026
hey beautiful, let me be your weapon
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 26/09/2026
draft me into the cannibal war please
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 17/09/2026
i love classic jokes 🤣
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 21/09/2026
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 26/09/2026
ok im like 1% trans
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 26/09/2026
sea salt spray is huge
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 26/09/2026
I'm starting to feel what I imagine beautiful women feel where it almost doesnt matter because I'm so swagged out and pretty
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 18/09/2026
I LOVE LIVING IN THE CITY
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 26/09/2026
dating apps are giving me a personality disorder
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 25/09/2026
“he is a family guy remember…” — #fridgle 42 (hard mode: 7 tiles) fridgle.net/p/6F-
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fridgle
daily fridge poetry toy
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 22/09/2026
“the island boys and else a making out-” — #fridgle 39 fridgle.net/p/583
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fridgle
daily fridge poetry toy
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 25/09/2026
i would do anything to fight in a cannibal war
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 25/09/2026
This entire clip is exactly what ketamine feels like
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 25/09/2026
i love loco moco i wish hawaii were real
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 25/09/2026
I'm so pretty damn
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 24/09/2026
hair cutted
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 24/09/2026
letting go of my megaproject dreams is liberating
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 18/09/2026
what's the point of seeing the great pyramids of giza if you aren't even allowed to fuck them
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 23/09/2026
kinda thinking my next game is feeling like a boss rush
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 23/09/2026
tap in for more insights
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 02/07/2025
I love fuckin! #human
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 17/02/2025
in discreet math class trying to submit my homework without arousing suspicion
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 23/09/2026
need #it
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 23/09/2026
i love human skulls
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 23/09/2026
some broken clocks are never right because of the way they're broken so chew on that
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 23/09/2026
nice skull, is it and crossbones? of course
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 22/09/2026
“the island boys and else a making out-” — #fridgle 39 fridgle.net/p/583
fridgle.net
fridgle
daily fridge poetry toy
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 22/09/2026
had a fat guy moment
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 22/09/2026
made some music
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 29/08/2026
6-APB ⁉️
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 21/09/2026
just got vasectomized ama
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