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Sentimentality mode? We were children together!

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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just overheard someone use the word “conversate” #conversation
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Oliver Moran 🌻🇮🇪🇪🇺 @oliver.ie · 03/10/2026
Same guy also said the Luas made no economic sense and would fail to attract significant numbers of riders. Today, it's so popular it's free.
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People will be like “classic autistic traits, such as the ability to discern truth from falsehood”
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Michael Barany @mbarany.com · 03/10/2026
this is the way
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
‘Le Nozze di Figaro’, Da Ponte, L./Mozart, W. A. (1786)
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just one of the most chaotic apostrophe choices I've ever seen
I'TS SHOTS O'CLOCK
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 02/10/2026
Consider this your sign to go outside before it gets dark at 4pm again.
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Suppose you had invented a sandwich that was, basically, putting ragu (or — cottage pie filling — ) in a soft roll. What would you call it?
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
KEEP HONKING! I’m listening to McCoy Tyner’s solo on “My Favorite Things”
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It must have felt so great to have spotted this lol
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Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had no idea this was an option.
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you’re 555 and I’m 666 then who’s flying this dang plane!
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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hated flying grasping international airline (6)
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lib Dem polling, 2024-2026:
a much memed image of a guy calmly eating his dinner in a chippy while it all kicks off behind him
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/05/2023
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"in this fast-moving if somewhat ill-advised game, players are given a set of cards with rap lyrics on them...
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People casually using genAI instead of their own creativity or capacity for thought genuinely feels like a huge values difference now, on a very fundamental level. We do not hold the same things to be important or worthwhile.
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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Convicting Al Capone for having a quantum of good faith falling short of ‘Utmost’
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i spent all my money on anti-terror police and all i got were the world's most elite anti-swan rustling and anti-petrol siphoning police. fuming.,
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Realising this an opportunity to add to my list of forbidden degree programmes (e.g. Creative Accountancy, Social Engineering, Dark Arts), ‘Rules Law’
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10/10. No notes.
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My pals!
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's nice, everyone who wanted to swallow batteries will be able to
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 28/09/2026
situationists
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why does she sing like an easy listening version of Krazie Bone
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just searched all of my old posts for the word "wife" - try it, why don't you, and see what kind of wife thoughts you've been having!!!
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i took an iced coffee to my interview and they hired the dang iced coffee! !!
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People say she’s crazy: she’s got diamonds on the soles of her shoes
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When was the last time you listened to/heard a song by the band ‘Foals’?
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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the samsara enjoyer @rubot.ie · 26/09/2026
Your man is all sense and no sensibility
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“, people reports” is just sublime cherry-icing on the top of this particular cake of delights
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trying to cut down on your alcohol intake? Why not spend an evening at the bar where they aggressively attempt to dissuade you from being there in the first place
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t think we should be doing this😕
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rory Stewart turning to stare weirdly at @pronouncedalva.bsky.social on Newsnight last night
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 23/09/2026
You sleep on you back wrong and wake up with a sharp tinge in your shoulder To take three Tylenol, turn to page 125 To ignore it with the belief it will work itself out throughout the day, turn to page 98
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The barman is wearing noise-cancelling headphones and quite aggressively stacking the outside-benches in such a way as to make everyone inside jump
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skeet dreams (of you) @judenonesuch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ohoho, how the turntables
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