Reposted by god emperor jtThe Onion @theonion.com · 7hTilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 665725851
Reposted by god emperor jtassbutt @nasboat.org · 10hlines that get quoted in our house regularly: -Lori Bakker’s less than enthusiastic “wow” -“THE MAN WHO DISCOVERED THE BLOOD MOONS IS WITH US” -“Y’all get that?” -“this is how you dig the LATRINE” 2203
Reposted by god emperor jtLaboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 21hRest in bucketyoutu.beVic Berger Presents Jim Bakker's BucketsYouTube video by Vic Berger 24213
Reposted by god emperor jtJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21hYou had to be there when all the televangelists all got busted and tried to steal each other’s thrones in the mid 1980s. Extremely satisfying stuff 1028246
god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We found a lump on my little guy's gums and are taking him to the vet, prayers up please 4321
Reposted by god emperor jtGroom of Elvira @douchetoevsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don’t mean to seem like I care about material things, like a social status. I just want four walls and adobe slabs for 081
Reposted by god emperor jtkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Harry Potter sucks and Harry Potter adults need to grow up. “Most tragic characters of modern media” there is no way you’re a grown ass human being saying this. 361022124
god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026can't wait to see the democrats fawning all over what a decent, upstanding pedophile this guy was 0133
Reposted by god emperor jt😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026 51421381
god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this guy is the biggest fucking baby, how does he even leave the house 2150
god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026hope he's haunted by this for the rest of his life 090
Reposted by god emperor jtkirp @kirp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this sucks. I paid most of my rent but this is all of what I have to live on. I really just want some fresh fruit, yogurt, and juice Once again: venmo @ChristopherSands Thanks 032
god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I would trust any working class person over pretty much any worm in Congress 1130
Reposted by god emperor jtMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem? 263227646
Reposted by god emperor jtkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A ringing endorsement for Ace Combat 8 2025419
Reposted by god emperor jtCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The thing I learned most during Me Too and Woke 1 is that there seem to be A LOT of stand up comics who are disgusting pieces of shit. More than just actors generally, stand up comics seem to be the worst. 1633241
Reposted by god emperor jtErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026"oh no people are being too mean to my emotional support video essay guy after he got outed as a rapist" 924022
Reposted by god emperor jtCommander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Generations are useful as reference points, and there are of course many cultural differences between older and younger people, but I got fucking sick of “Millennials ruin everything” in the 2010s and I refuse to help pass that propaganda along to Gen Z. 1765480
Reposted by god emperor jtConan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 444466
god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🧵of what I'm listening to thekingkhanandbbqshow.bandcamp.com/track/shake-...thekingkhanandbbqshow.bandcamp.comShake Real Low, by The King Khan & BBQ Showfrom the album The King Khan & BBQ Show 120
Reposted by god emperor jtDabididab @dabiwinter.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/10/2026Puritans in the 1640s: 0114
Reposted by god emperor jt113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty 663077521
Reposted by god emperor jtdon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the wisest thing you can do is never defend any youtube people 28210
Reposted by god emperor jtElizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 172127963003
Reposted by god emperor jtLord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026working on my next Has Wokens Gone To Far? article for the new york times 0132
Reposted by god emperor jtmary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I guess that’s why they’re called the funnies 1151
god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026real indictment of the culture that something as heinous as the Cornell frat bro chat leaked and people were still saying "well let's not be too hasty to judge these upstanding young men" 030
god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026crazy how much more wrigleyville sucks now, they really did turn it into the suburbs lol 030
Reposted by god emperor jtEli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Democrats caved and/or facilitated this monopolization of practically every major media property in the US into the hands of a MAGA fascist psychopath. If the US had an opposition party, each of its presidential contenders would would vow to dissolve this monopoly by any means necessary. 341184388
Reposted by god emperor jtpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026happy 39th birthday to Near Dark 311314
Reposted by god emperor jtPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026incredible to take days saying you’re verifying doe’s identity and then be tricked by a clearly fake court website 261632150
Reposted by god emperor jtthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026whoever is running Brian Wilson’s posthumous Threads presence has an uncanny knack for the platform 1880548
Reposted by god emperor jtorinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What is the opposite of bars? 7241
Reposted by god emperor jtyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026all-time heavyweight champion 593351694
Reposted by god emperor jtW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is a guy that the media has promoted a dozen times in the last few years. He was on Bill Maher's show two weeks ago as a reasonable conservative. 351098258
Reposted by god emperor jtCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026realest scene of all time. they are both correct. 11288
god emperor jt @jtbutthead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the guy who ran a gofundme to trick people into giving him money for vape juice, the griftshop weirdo, countless sex pests, all lost like tears in the rain 1100
Reposted by god emperor jtSam W @somethingeasy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This one was a perfect descriptor 021420
