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Cycling round Wiltshire and feeding the ducks (and playing records and building little aeroplanes).

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 20h
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Darren Hayman @darrenhayman.bandcamp.com · 29/09/2026
New commission. This beer mat as the last thing Bert chewed before going to dog heaven. So I was asked to paint Bert onto it!
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well that was a lovely few days in the New Forest. Now we're home it's time to put the kettle on, listen to the Wiltshire/ Gloucestershire local news and see if anything's been happening while we were away.
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Number 4: Lyndhurst and Ashurst CC. This is our first thatched pavilion.
Lyndhurst & Ashurst Cricket Club's pitch, fenced off against New Forest ponies. Bolton's Bench, where someone slayed a dragon, is in the background.Now facing east. The moon is trying to break through the cloud above the pavilion. Red lights on top of the cranes at Southampton docks are just visible on the horizon just to the right of the thatched pavilion building.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Uh oh.
A sign saying "Book Fair Today" with an arrow. I did check it wasn't under a cardboard box propped up with a stick with a bit of string tied to it.Swindon Works, 1947, with a cover picture of a locomotive hanging from some very large chains.Behold, a fold-out map of the Swindon Works from 1947 with an 1846 inset.
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found a trig point.
An OS triangulation point in the new forest.
OSBM S2716.
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Michael Hutchinson @doctorhutch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Slovak team haven't been able to field a pro rider for the men's race on Sunday due to injury and availability. So one of the soigneurs is giving it a go. I've transferred my allegiance from Wout to Vladimir Kovacik, for as long as he lasts.
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just cleaned my glasses with a bottle of lens spray that smells of Sister Ray Records on Berwick Street before they moved.
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov day, everyone.
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
3D printed chicken wire! And to think I used a teabag for the pigeon loft...
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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 25/09/2026
When the photography shop assures you that these expired films are unused
Black and white photo. Due to a double exposure, it looks as though a racing car is about to crash through a spectral graduation ceremony
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Ian King @twoht.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An FA sub-committee have made a decision over a refereeing mistake in an FA Cup qualifier which could end up having far-reaching consequences. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-fa-hav...
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The FA Have Just Opened a Can of Worms That They May Find Difficult to Close Again
A dodgy penalty decision in an FA Cup qualifier has led to an even dodgier decision by a Football Association sub-committee.
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hooray!
Total lives saved 78277829
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SamuelBucket @danwoody.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wardrobes fail to qualify
Report on speedway racing, photo of three riders over headline "Lions win as Witches hit trouble"
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
80 hours of embroidery! This aerial landscape is directly inspired by Dartmoor and I'd say I have another 30-ish hours to go? I'm now starting to fill in the fields for the sheep, the tor area will be done last as I'm still deciding whether I want a slope or not 😅 I hope you like it! #art
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial-view landscape. It depicts a moorland scene in a range of green shades, about 70% completed.
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
<frantically presses f5 on the Martin Baker website to see the number go up> www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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RAF Valley plane crash on Anglesey as two pilots eject
North Wales Police says the pilots of the RAF T2 Hawk aircraft are being treated for minor injuries.
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cormorants!
Three cormorants sitting on a branch
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PC LOAD BUTTER
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your feel-good story of the day: This 12-year-old kid who went viral at the 2021 Tour of Britain has signed for a Dutch grassroots club and development team that's a feeder partner of Team Visma-Lease a Bike (the team of the rider who gave him the bidon). www.cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/...
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Football is a stupid game and I hate it.
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'd love to subscribe to all your newsletters but, fuckin hell, *more* email?!
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, of course those hippy Marxists at the Financial Times would say that.
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In 1994 when they were taking off but by no means massive or wielding any influence within the music industry, Green Day took gay punk band Pansy Division on tour with them. People were very vocally homophobic back then (in England, section 28 was still very much in force - not repealed until 2003!)
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Visually, the series should feel cinematic…” That’s their problem right there. The best British tv is when it was shot without permission in the back of a factory after hours.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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JudithFlanders @judithflanders.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Come to Bluesky for the important questions.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remake of Went The Day Well set in Piddington. They welcome the Nazis and shoot Thora Hird.
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Boats get big quick, don't they?
The Airfix 1/72 RNLI Shannon class lifeboat, still in the box.Two halves of the hill glued together on the standDeck fitted (and held on with elastic bands while the glue sets)Superstructure balanced on top for effect
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Cycling Weekly @cyclingweekly.com · 15/09/2026
I don't want to be filmed on your Meta Oakleys, AI glasses don’t belong on group rides www.cyclingweekly.com/news/i-dont-...
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I don't want to be filmed on your Meta Oakleys, AI glasses don’t belong on group rides
The latest must-have gadget raises questions around consent
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What's that racket outside?
Merlin app screenshot of a Tawny Owl
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Darren Hayman @darrenhayman.bandcamp.com · 15/09/2026
St Peter’s Collegiate Church, Wolverhampton. Postcard Painting. watercolour. Available now. darrenhaymanart.com
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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“The Earth belonged to the Martians!” Ullaaaaaaaaaa! #Bristol
Old electric cranes in Bristol wharf
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today's workbench: Carousel repairs!
A small white horse from a clockwork carousel, next to the only unbroken original pole and four lengths of white plastic tubing cut to size.Mix up some gold paint (silver and yellow, a little more yellow, bit more yellow, more yellow, no, more than that, so much yellow) and paint the poles.Horses on the poles (after a gloss coat). Maybe I'm taking this too seriously?The top glued back on and held with an elastic band lattice
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No idea who's in charge of Channel 5 scheduling today. Two episodes of The Cruise - Fun Loving Brits At Sea, Cruising With Susan Calman, two episodes of Warship Life at Sea then The Hunt For Red October. Ahoy!
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Apparently they’ve cast the new Bond. #jamesbond
A owl in a towel
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Football is a stupid game and I hate it.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
England fans until yesterday: what a terrible shame Pakistan can’t be more competitive England fans today: NOT LIKE THAT #TheCricket
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Darren Hayman @darrenhayman.bandcamp.com · 12/09/2026
Signal box at Hebden Bridge. Another postcard painting from my recent touring. Available now. darrenhaymanart.com
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Mika Paananen @painmike1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(Dickie Comics in FB)
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seems like as good a time as any to wash the sprues and flick through the instructions for this.
Airfix's 1/72 Shannon Class Lifeboat, still in the box.
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Alison @alisondennison.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Need confirmation that the Bayeux Tapestry is in the correct 7000:50 aspect ratio
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jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pleased to report that @modelu-miniatures.bsky.social will now 3d print you a Reverend W Awdry for your layout. www.modelu3d.co.uk/collections/...
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89200 OO/TT Reverend W Awdry
A full colour printed figure of Reverend W Awdry available in OO and TT
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolute S-tier level of dudes rocking
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