Reposted by jonstumpDael Norwood @dael.bsky.social · 19h“Google Play Books” you took a perfectly good product name (“Google Books”) and made it sound like a something an unfortunately-named gorilla who was first learning sign language would spell out before asking for something useful, like a designer handbag or more bananas 061
Reposted by jonstumpThe Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We drove out west quite a few times past this, and every time we did I told the kids that many people died there and that ‘this is what happens when you don’t care about the vulnerable, and that’s what Tories do’. So far it’s worked. 34610
Reposted by jonstumpDavid Gregory-Kumar @drdavidgk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Anyway. Please enjoy this DAZZLE CAMOUFLAGE NARROW BOAT!!!! (You probably can’t see* it, it’s centre frame) (*or at least accurately torpedo it) 2240469
Reposted by jonstumpNat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026and God said, why the long face 212524
Reposted by jonstumpDewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳 2503540644
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The 2026 world rally championship is going to go down to the last stage this afternoon. The drivers in first and second are on the same team, so you can watch them, live on tv right now, having a rather awkward lunch. 110
Reposted by jonstumpIan Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026St Margaret of Antioch protected herself from the dragon in her cell by telling it ghost stories. It found these so frightening that she had to lend it a security blanket to help it fend off panic attacks. 0293
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Went for a flight in this earlier today. Absolutely brilliant, although it was a good couple of hours before I could face any lunch. 050
Reposted by jonstumpLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Happy birthday Steve Reich appy birthday Steve Reich H ppy birthday Steve Reich Ha py birthday Steve Reich Hap y birthday Steve Reich Happ birthday Steve Reich Happy birthday Steve Reich Happy irthday Steve Reich Happy b rthday Steve Reich Happy bi thday Steve Reich Happy bir 14463124
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'd love to claim I recognised it, but I looked it up. 000
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Saw a puff of smoke on the way home from work so quickly parked up and watched this Christen Eagle having a bit of fun at Greenham Common. 120
Reposted by jonstumpSophia McDougall @sophiamcdougall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have just been helping to read bedtime stories in both French and English to a small child, and the French one is literally: Now learn your cheeses, while the English one is: Paddington is put in a stressful situation and doesn't say anything because one can't possibly. 23810
Reposted by jonstumpEmily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you 7142321024
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The County Ground's not always pretty, but when everything lines up just right... 100
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'll give it a week before I'm out for the season with a sprained ear or something. 000
Reposted by jonstumpCats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026📸 Nevada Northern Railway Museum 635958
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jon spotted out running as Swindon Town injury crisis deepens. 120
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Went for a run like some kind of dickhead and Strava failed to record it, but on the plus side a first public outing for my new Antarctic Thistle FC shirt. #DoReMe 050
Reposted by jonstumpET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.” 571820376
Reposted by jonstumpDarren Hayman @darrenhayman.bandcamp.com · 29/09/2026New commission. This beer mat as the last thing Bert chewed before going to dog heaven. So I was asked to paint Bert onto it! 47812
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Correction: 541 Sqn didn't fly operationally on the 22nd due to weather, but 540 Sqn's Operational Records Book confirms that White and Prescott flew their Mosquito over Stettin (/Szczecin) so it'll be them that took those photos. 000
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 27/09/2026541 Squadron were on aerial reconnaissance over Szczecin on 22nd April 1943 the morning after a raid on the ship yard, so this is probably from that. maps.app.goo.gl/UmUtkwzMK6Db...maps.app.goo.gl 100
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Got this aerial reconnaissance stereoscope photograph too, which is neat. You can see the 3d if you can 'magic eye' your vision enough. 100
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Well that was a lovely few days in the New Forest. Now we're home it's time to put the kettle on, listen to the Wiltshire/ Gloucestershire local news and see if anything's been happening while we were away. 020
Reposted by jonstumpjonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Number 4: Lyndhurst and Ashurst CC. This is our first thatched pavilion. 011
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Number 4: Lyndhurst and Ashurst CC. This is our first thatched pavilion. 011
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Five subs a game has messed things right up. Should have canned that post-covid and gone back to expecting professional footballers to generally last ninety minutes. 010
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Also realised I'm at the point where I need a spreadsheet filled in before I buy any more pre-war Ordnance Survey maps in case I double up. 230
Reposted by jonstumpryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12252981371
Reposted by jonstumpMichael Hutchinson @doctorhutch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Slovak team haven't been able to field a pro rider for the men's race on Sunday due to injury and availability. So one of the soigneurs is giving it a go. I've transferred my allegiance from Wout to Vladimir Kovacik, for as long as he lasts. 2592
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just cleaned my glasses with a bottle of lens spray that smells of Sister Ray Records on Berwick Street before they moved. 000
jonstump @jonstump.bsky.social · 25/09/20263D printed chicken wire! And to think I used a teabag for the pigeon loft... 030
Reposted by jonstumpMatthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com · 25/09/2026When the photography shop assures you that these expired films are unused 281086176
Reposted by jonstumpIan King @twoht.bsky.social · 25/09/2026An FA sub-committee have made a decision over a refereeing mistake in an FA Cup qualifier which could end up having far-reaching consequences. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-fa-hav...unexpecteddelirium.substack.comThe FA Have Just Opened a Can of Worms That They May Find Difficult to Close AgainA dodgy penalty decision in an FA Cup qualifier has led to an even dodgier decision by a Football Association sub-committee. 102314