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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Smiling Richard Kind
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Repeat after me: I am not sassier than Hillary Clinton. I am not sassier than Al Pacino. I am not sassier than Gerard Way. I am not sassier than Sabrina Carpenter. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be sassier than I am.
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🌟 Flighty Buttlass 🎀🧸🏪💥 @flightybuttlass.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
he's so wise 🤼
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
when there's a mangled body in a ditch
a man and a woman soyfacing with glee surrounded by confetti, from the Patreon of the True Crime Obsessed podcast, I guess. the three membership levels are 
non-garbage person
tco after party
no (ads), bitch!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
absolutely destroyed
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
At this point I really need every single American to be at this level of rage. I don’t recognize this country anymore. And he hadn’t even seen the news yet of the mayor being taken and congress members being assaulted by ICE. This is appropriate levels of rage.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/04/2025
the republican party must be outlawed from existing in the united states. we cannot live in a civil society with people as inhumanly evil as this
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
sabrina car from fortnite
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Wow
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/04/2025
wokeness was keeping the economy afloat. wokeness kept planes in the air. wokeness kept us all safe
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Justin @justinsofok.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
My favorite My Chemical Romance song.
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DoiDuh @doiduh.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I've been wanting to make this for a long time
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𝓣𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝓸𝓸𝔃𝔂𝓷𝓼𝓴𝓲 @shrugdealer.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I don't have two wolves inside of me. I have these guys.
Image of Dale Cooper sitting in The Red Room from Twin Peaks. Across from him in another chair is the SleepyTime Bear.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Paul McCartney having sex: cheezers! This is really quite something!
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Justin @justinsofok.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
SHUT UP, BITCH in 1080p. #wwe02
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/02/2025
‘project woke 2029’ priorities: -ban online gambling -ban crypto usage in the united states
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/02/2025
hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
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Justin @justinsofok.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Watching 2008 TNA:
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
They’re probably equally evil but it’s tremendously fucked up that Elon (worst poster in the history of the medium) might be tweeting for Trump (naturally gifted at posting)
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I will kiII myself in front of you if you inconvenience me again
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/02/2025
drake has died
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Champ Champenstein 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @champchampenstein.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Had a dream that Alamo was putting on a showing of Austin Powers with a live orchestra.
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
WIN A COPY OF WWE 2K25!! We are giving away THREE copies! How to enter - Follow @fightful.com - Subscribe to Fightful on ANY Audio platform (Apple, Spotify, Amazon, etc) - RT this post For another entry, comment your favorite wrestling game character to play as ever
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
oh no, taylor told chappell about 9/11
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sreekar @sreeky.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I remember downloading this when I was 16 and having my mind blown. MCR deserved every penny they ever got imo
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/01/2025
this era of trump destroying every institution in the name of being anti-woke and ending DEI will usher in an even more woke era than ever thought possible
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Justin @justinsofok.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
WE RUB ONE OUT ON THURSDAY NIGHTS MAGGLE #wwe02
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wyatt dunkin @wyattduncan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
goddammit i hate it when sim drew carey pops in to my place without a warning
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I think a funny celebrity to imagine having sex is Sir Paul McCartney because I imagine he has a big doofy grin on his face and says odd British things like “this is pure crackers!”
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Someone needs to k*** e*** m***
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
that 30 rock meme where liz is saying "what a week huh" but then its cropped so you can just barely make out that jack is saying "lemon i'm going to kill myself"
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𝒰𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇 @latenightnelly.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Justin @justinsofok.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Arrive. Serve Cunt. Leave. #DivasUndressed
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/01/2025
david lynch had an insane aura
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/01/2025
the democratic party is so insanely incompetent it only makes sense if you believe they actively want to lose elections and power
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Now that he’s in the Public Domain I can finally share my dream character: Popeye who has given up spinach for the fresh taste and lifestyle of Monster energy
Popeye with monster energy cans including a Ballers Blend punch
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/12/2024
we must deport elon musk
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Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Deport Elon Musk
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
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Max Granger @maxgranger.info · 20/12/2024
No doubt each of these cops has killed more people than Mangione
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/12/2024
imagine how the internet would react if it was elon musk instead
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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Of all the founding fathers, Ben Franklin would immediately get this entire scenario
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BUDDYHEAD ☭ @buddyhead.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Haha oh hell yeah who’s next?
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Joe Biden is in a promo photo for the band My Chemical Romance
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