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morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her • sie/ihr 🦀 i write code sometimes ☕ unfortunately this one too occasionally 🐧arch btw

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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 9h
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 10h
Tired as shit of AI companies trying to convince us that AI is 'sentient' or 'conscious', everyone already knows that the only real sentient AIs are the level 9 Melee Ganon CPU and the CPU players in Worms when they hit shots that are a little too good
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Bat-Tali 🦇🎃 (Vancouver era ✨) @talidev3d.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A job listing on "Work With Indies" that is titled "Generative AI Game Developer"
The description is a bunch of word vomit that makes me nauseous little girl making a disgusted face meme
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evergreen
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 24/09/2026
this is why copyright is evil btw. corporations are able to fight copyright infringement in court, so they get to (ab)use its protections. and small creators aren't able to fight copyright in court, so they can have their stuff yoinked by corporations
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Overly Sarcastic Productions @overlysarcastic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Corporation: This is mine. Give me money. Youtuber: This is critique and commentary. It's fair use. Corporation: Ok, argue it in court. Can you afford court? Youtuber: No. Because you're at this moment taking my money. Corporation: That's what I thought. Thanks for the advertising btw
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sometimes bluesky bugs are awesome actually
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 13/09/2026
trans ppl basically lost the battle (not the war though) the minute everyone started thinking "sex is totally separate from gender and sex is more Real and Unchangeable" like full stop
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Democrats that propose to add "only a few" restrictions to trans lives, or to ban "only some" trans care, are exactly as much my enemies as the Republican party under Trump. The main difference is, one group insists I owe them my support. Go to hell, and beg there. We owe you nothing.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
thought id mention since i saw a 'they wont be happy when this crashes the economy" sentiment. because most people won't but they will, sadly. capital loves a crisis
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 07/09/2026
maia arson crimew facts and tea
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i got early access to gpt-6 astra, told it to operate a twitter account until it runs out of tokens, which it finally did last december. happy i finally get to talk about this now!

the result was quite impressive, though as a computer it obviously never learned what empathy is

(screenshot of will stancil's twitter account)
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it's lost media now
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 19/08/2026
Imagine you're going skydiving with a Christian baby
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Gloomshadows @gloomshadows.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Playing CELESTE on a dance pad ♡
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Erica Windisch @ewindisch.ontological.observer · 16/08/2026
DRM is bad and should be illegal. Companies have told us for decades now that you're "buying" content but actually creating a lease, instead.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/08/2026
That eternal question of "am I sad in an incurable way or is it 2 am and I'm running on little sleep"
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this fucking guy, man. this one fucking guy. i'd give you one guess as to the transness of autumn and her comrades but it wouldn't be a guess so i can't
In another twist, Hill and several other defendants were not sentenced by Pittman, the judge who tried their case. Instead, they were brought before the U.S. Magistrate Judge Reed O’Connor, a George W. Bush appointee who has been so sympathetic to the Trump administration’s agenda that he was chosen by government prosecutors to intercede in a federal case about trans healthcare all the way in Rhode Island.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
still seeing the odd "trump is making the US look foolish!" wrt the iran situation, & i want to point out that that is not the bad thing about the US attacking iran. the bad thing is the violence and destruction, the US losing face is the silver lining
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
taking the hrt that makes me more nimble and able to jump higher than other characters
a screenshot from the lego indiana jones video game that reads "Ladies are more nimble and can jump higher than other characters."
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BASH BACK @bashback.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Amnesty UK have apologised to JK Rowling for rightfully calling out her anti-rights rhetoric. Shame on them. A human rights organisation should not cave to pressure from billionaires, especially those who wish to make supporting human rights a terrorist offence. xoxo BASH BACK
We are disappointed to see Amnesty withdraw their report on transphobia after legal threats from JK Rowling. This is further proof we cannot rely on 'allies' to fight for US,

Our work has been so effective that Rowling has called for us to be proscribed as a terrorist group, but we're still fighting. We’ll only win trans liberation by fighting for it ourselves. 

Don't wait for 'allies' to step in and save us; take action now!
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
if anyone says I look like theodore the chipmunk of alvin and the chipmunks fame you're fucking omegabanned from my chat forever
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Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 08/07/2026
I am exasperated with people accusing programmers of "gatekeeping" programming. We were practically dragging people through the gate. Do you know why a mindless LLM can tell you so much great programming information? It's because we've been sharing that information for free online for decades.
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NESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Team Cherry's lead programmer came out as trans www.resetera.com/threads/15...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/07/2026
Sorry if this is TMI but this bath caused all my dead skin from my sunburn to peel off and dissolve in the water and it was the closest I’ve ever felt to molting, it felt pretty sick ngl, the trans bath bomb literally renewed my skin
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Hauntit Quine 🇵🇸 she/her @rummlie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just so I'm clear, if you phone up Rowling's helpline, you are at risk of having your phone call tweeted out to her 14 million odd followers for a ridicule party?
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Annette Gordon-Reed @agordonreed.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.
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Julia Azari @juliaazari.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
RIP NYT pitchbot. how do you satirize this?
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Benial @benial.benialnet.net · 08/07/2026
donkey kong jr being sealed away for another 10,000 years as the servers shut down
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Are You Ready Dr Facilier
ALT: Are You Ready Dr Facilier
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 06/07/2026
Here’s the thing about GDQ: while I can understand some of the complaints about the overlyproduced tone of the event, more than anything I’d describe it as a success story in how it’s important to aggressively and intentionally curate your own community to create an inclusive gaming space for all
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 05/07/2026
Every time I see a conversation on Reddit about GDQ, it's always like "I enjoyed GDQ better when it wasn't trying to be a bunch of speedrunners showcasing different speedruns to raise money for charity. I hate whenever they do different speedruns or charity segments"
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 05/07/2026
tangentially related: im sure the average american just calling right wingers "magas" now will have zero consequences when the trump era comes to an end and result in no relativizing at all
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 05/07/2026
i really dont care about how woke and liberal and anti trump or whatever your american patriotism is i really dont wanna see it
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
psa for cis folks: every single "legitimate concern" about trans people (bathrooms, sports, blockers, etc) is a made up astroturf by the far right. if you buy into any of it, you are an utter chump and a useful idiot for racist pedophiles
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 30/06/2026
My god, they aren't targeting trans people just to get at other people. They are targeting trans people to target trans people. And they are targeting other people. We don't just exist as a warning for the rest of you, fuck me.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/07/2026
broken system designed to target and terrorize the current political scapegoat. we have to completely scrap the current supreme court. trans rights will prevail, we’ll keep playing sports, we will win
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Trans rights have been litigated vis a vis an intentional, choreographed strategy designed at every turn to look like an organic reaction to progress. Never forget that, especially not in the coming weeks.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The myth underlying this is that trans people (trans women specifically) were ever "invisible." We were objects of fascination, scorn, mockery, and fetishizing long before 2014 (for about the entire history of mass media really). What really broke a lot of brains was the idea we deserved dignity
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 27/06/2026
Puppy girl with a dog allergy who keeps causing herself to sneeze
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Planarwalk 🏳️‍⚧️ @planarwalk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"She could fix me, he could fix me, they could fix me..." Have you tried the vet?
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Some fan favourite shirt designs I made for sophielabelle.dashery.com (Teepublic) were of opossums and unicorns reminding people that "Stonewall was a riot". The Stonewall Inn has filed intellectual property claim against them.
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