Reposted by jolkertBig Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 10hTired as shit of AI companies trying to convince us that AI is 'sentient' or 'conscious', everyone already knows that the only real sentient AIs are the level 9 Melee Ganon CPU and the CPU players in Worms when they hit shots that are a little too good 181329343
Reposted by jolkertAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Evergreen 81934614
Reposted by jolkertwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises 211619197
jolkert @jolkert.dev · 24/09/2026this is why copyright is evil btw. corporations are able to fight copyright infringement in court, so they get to (ab)use its protections. and small creators aren't able to fight copyright in court, so they can have their stuff yoinked by corporations 100
Reposted by jolkertOverly Sarcastic Productions @overlysarcastic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Corporation: This is mine. Give me money. Youtuber: This is critique and commentary. It's fair use. Corporation: Ok, argue it in court. Can you afford court? Youtuber: No. Because you're at this moment taking my money. Corporation: That's what I thought. Thanks for the advertising btw 428831
Reposted by jolkertshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking 234342761
Reposted by jolkertthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112061903
Reposted by jolkertMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c... 1184403955
Reposted by jolkertBig Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026sometimes bluesky bugs are awesome actually 11597123
Reposted by jolkert👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 13/09/2026trans ppl basically lost the battle (not the war though) the minute everyone started thinking "sex is totally separate from gender and sex is more Real and Unchangeable" like full stop 241828313
Reposted by jolkertAnna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The Democrats that propose to add "only a few" restrictions to trans lives, or to ban "only some" trans care, are exactly as much my enemies as the Republican party under Trump. The main difference is, one group insists I owe them my support. Go to hell, and beg there. We owe you nothing. 115745
Reposted by jolkertshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/09/2026thought id mention since i saw a 'they wont be happy when this crashes the economy" sentiment. because most people won't but they will, sadly. capital loves a crisis 447718
Reposted by jolkertMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thinking about this exchange today 34181044489
Reposted by jolkertThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 158223526266
Reposted by jolkertGloomshadows @gloomshadows.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Playing CELESTE on a dance pad ♡ 628139
Reposted by jolkertErica Windisch @ewindisch.ontological.observer · 16/08/2026DRM is bad and should be illegal. Companies have told us for decades now that you're "buying" content but actually creating a lease, instead. 344791
Reposted by jolkertLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/08/2026That eternal question of "am I sad in an incurable way or is it 2 am and I'm running on little sleep" 1462364
Reposted by jolkertCorinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 13/08/2026this fucking guy, man. this one fucking guy. i'd give you one guess as to the transness of autumn and her comrades but it wouldn't be a guess so i can't 5390125
Reposted by jolkertshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 11/08/2026still seeing the odd "trump is making the US look foolish!" wrt the iran situation, & i want to point out that that is not the bad thing about the US attacking iran. the bad thing is the violence and destruction, the US losing face is the silver lining 181977284
Reposted by jolkertmiss fern (scary) 🏳️⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 31/07/2026taking the hrt that makes me more nimble and able to jump higher than other characters 282032392
Reposted by jolkertBASH BACK @bashback.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Amnesty UK have apologised to JK Rowling for rightfully calling out her anti-rights rhetoric. Shame on them. A human rights organisation should not cave to pressure from billionaires, especially those who wish to make supporting human rights a terrorist offence. xoxo BASH BACK 131626608
Reposted by jolkertBig Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026if anyone says I look like theodore the chipmunk of alvin and the chipmunks fame you're fucking omegabanned from my chat forever 1137963
Reposted by jolkertTess Snider @malkyne.com · 08/07/2026I am exasperated with people accusing programmers of "gatekeeping" programming. We were practically dragging people through the gate. Do you know why a mindless LLM can tell you so much great programming information? It's because we've been sharing that information for free online for decades. 923060496
Reposted by jolkertNESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Team Cherry's lead programmer came out as trans www.resetera.com/threads/15... 502433356
Reposted by jolkertLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/07/2026Sorry if this is TMI but this bath caused all my dead skin from my sunburn to peel off and dissolve in the water and it was the closest I’ve ever felt to molting, it felt pretty sick ngl, the trans bath bomb literally renewed my skin 1671741
Reposted by jolkertHauntit Quine 🇵🇸 she/her @rummlie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Just so I'm clear, if you phone up Rowling's helpline, you are at risk of having your phone call tweeted out to her 14 million odd followers for a ridicule party? 343718889
Reposted by jolkertAnnette Gordon-Reed @agordonreed.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel. 5497203011
Reposted by jolkertJulia Azari @juliaazari.bsky.social · 09/07/2026RIP NYT pitchbot. how do you satirize this? 411836287
Reposted by jolkertBenial @benial.benialnet.net · 08/07/2026donkey kong jr being sealed away for another 10,000 years as the servers shut downstatic.klipy.comAre You Ready Dr FacilierALT: Are You Ready Dr Facilier 61271381
Reposted by jolkertLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 06/07/2026Here’s the thing about GDQ: while I can understand some of the complaints about the overlyproduced tone of the event, more than anything I’d describe it as a success story in how it’s important to aggressively and intentionally curate your own community to create an inclusive gaming space for all 211469291
Reposted by jolkertLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 05/07/2026Every time I see a conversation on Reddit about GDQ, it's always like "I enjoyed GDQ better when it wasn't trying to be a bunch of speedrunners showcasing different speedruns to raise money for charity. I hate whenever they do different speedruns or charity segments" 1083158
Reposted by jolkertmaia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 05/07/2026tangentially related: im sure the average american just calling right wingers "magas" now will have zero consequences when the trump era comes to an end and result in no relativizing at all 4774112
Reposted by jolkertmaia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 05/07/2026i really dont care about how woke and liberal and anti trump or whatever your american patriotism is i really dont wanna see it 201106217
Reposted by jolkertThe Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026psa for cis folks: every single "legitimate concern" about trans people (bathrooms, sports, blockers, etc) is a made up astroturf by the far right. if you buy into any of it, you are an utter chump and a useful idiot for racist pedophiles 101546575
Reposted by jolkertLee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 30/06/2026My god, they aren't targeting trans people just to get at other people. They are targeting trans people to target trans people. And they are targeting other people. We don't just exist as a warning for the rest of you, fuck me. 152516574
Reposted by jolkertonion person @junlper.beer · 01/07/2026broken system designed to target and terrorize the current political scapegoat. we have to completely scrap the current supreme court. trans rights will prevail, we’ll keep playing sports, we will win 222109346
Reposted by jolkertJesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Trans rights have been litigated vis a vis an intentional, choreographed strategy designed at every turn to look like an organic reaction to progress. Never forget that, especially not in the coming weeks. 2905216
Reposted by jolkertGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The myth underlying this is that trans people (trans women specifically) were ever "invisible." We were objects of fascination, scorn, mockery, and fetishizing long before 2014 (for about the entire history of mass media really). What really broke a lot of brains was the idea we deserved dignity 222574647
Reposted by jolkertLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 27/06/2026Puppy girl with a dog allergy who keeps causing herself to sneeze 722014
Reposted by jolkertPlanarwalk 🏳️⚧️ @planarwalk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"She could fix me, he could fix me, they could fix me..." Have you tried the vet? 041
Reposted by jolkertSophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Some fan favourite shirt designs I made for sophielabelle.dashery.com (Teepublic) were of opossums and unicorns reminding people that "Stonewall was a riot". The Stonewall Inn has filed intellectual property claim against them. 22380113