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@jolkert.dev
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morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her • sie/ihr 🦀 i write code sometimes ☕ unfortunately this one too occasionally 🐧arch btw

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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 13/06/2026
I don't know who this guy is but there's something incredibly funny to me about the idea that musicians are the group of people who are fit to judge the "realness" of rhythm heaven. like for the life of me I can't even decipher what that's supposed to mean
A YouTube video uploaded to the Joshawott channel titled "Musician Plays Rhythm Heaven For the First Time". The thumbnail shows a person pogging at the cover set of Rhythm Heaven Fever and has the caption "HOW REAL IS IT?"
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 25/05/2026
i saw this and thought you did a typo. then I scrolled back up and saw the missing "wrong" and thought I must've just had a stroke or something, and then went back and realized that no I think this website might just be busted. real rollercoaster that
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 19/05/2026
just had a friend do this in co-op with Pael's Growth for Clone. Had 18 copies, about half upgraded. I played debilitate to make sure he dealt even more and also took less cause weak
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 21/03/2026
the way ive installed my ssd could hardly be jankier if i tried, but shes in!
Linux command line which has run the command lsblk, the output of which showing a mounted 931.5GB sata device
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 10/03/2026
i have finally beaten this game with every character. regent was fucking *rough*
A screenshot of the character stats screen from Slay the Spire 2
It shows the following stats:

The Ironclad
Playtime 2:52:29
Fastest Win 43:32
Ascensions 1
1 Wins 4 Losses
Current Streak 1
Best Streak 1

The Silent
Playtime 4:37:50
Fastest Win 44:57
Ascensions 1
3 Wins 3 Losses
Current Streak 2
Best Streak 2

The Regent
Playtime 5:38:59
Fastest Win 34:20
Ascensions 1
1 Wins 13 Losses
Current Streak 1
Best Streak 1

The Necrobinder
Playtime 3:11:29
Fastest Win 48:13
Ascensions 2
2 Wins 4 Losses
Current Streak 0
Best Streak 1

The Defect
Playtime 40:56
Fastest Win 40:56
Ascensions 1
1 Wins 0 Losses
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 07/03/2026
that's his attack
a screenshot of Papyrus from Undertale which normally reads "* You're blue now." but has been poorly edited to read "* You're green now"
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 05/11/2025
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 15/07/2025
I've cracked the code. the secret is that she's a grape
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 19/05/2025
in case you're like me and struggle to parse words and want a diagram, I made a little drawing
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 09/05/2025
you've already shown your face. it's right there silly
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 29/04/2025
ive made a masterpiece
one chess board filled entirely with black queens
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 30/11/2024
get one of these too I think
Sticker that reads "SHAKE WELL"
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