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morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her • sie/ihr 🦀 i write code sometimes ☕ unfortunately this one too occasionally 🐧arch btw

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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 10h
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 11h
Tired as shit of AI companies trying to convince us that AI is 'sentient' or 'conscious', everyone already knows that the only real sentient AIs are the level 9 Melee Ganon CPU and the CPU players in Worms when they hit shots that are a little too good
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Bat-Tali 🦇🎃 (Vancouver era ✨) @talidev3d.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A job listing on "Work With Indies" that is titled "Generative AI Game Developer"
The description is a bunch of word vomit that makes me nauseous little girl making a disgusted face meme
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evergreen
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All serious like I’m making an actual point: when are democrats gonna go back to lip service and pablum instead of making concrete promises
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 24/09/2026
so in practice, copyright serves only to protect the interest of corporations while barring independent creators from the same protections by making the litigation to expensive to deal with
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 24/09/2026
this is why copyright is evil btw. corporations are able to fight copyright infringement in court, so they get to (ab)use its protections. and small creators aren't able to fight copyright in court, so they can have their stuff yoinked by corporations
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Overly Sarcastic Productions @overlysarcastic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Corporation: This is mine. Give me money. Youtuber: This is critique and commentary. It's fair use. Corporation: Ok, argue it in court. Can you afford court? Youtuber: No. Because you're at this moment taking my money. Corporation: That's what I thought. Thanks for the advertising btw
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 18/09/2026
well to chrom all of those names are *also* foreign
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sometimes bluesky bugs are awesome actually
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 13/09/2026
trans ppl basically lost the battle (not the war though) the minute everyone started thinking "sex is totally separate from gender and sex is more Real and Unchangeable" like full stop
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 13/09/2026
no, im pretty sure they mean the whole thing
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Democrats that propose to add "only a few" restrictions to trans lives, or to ban "only some" trans care, are exactly as much my enemies as the Republican party under Trump. The main difference is, one group insists I owe them my support. Go to hell, and beg there. We owe you nothing.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
thought id mention since i saw a 'they wont be happy when this crashes the economy" sentiment. because most people won't but they will, sadly. capital loves a crisis
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 07/09/2026
maia arson crimew facts and tea
@awawawhoami
i got early access to gpt-6 astra, told it to operate a twitter account until it runs out of tokens, which it finally did last december. happy i finally get to talk about this now!

the result was quite impressive, though as a computer it obviously never learned what empathy is

(screenshot of will stancil's twitter account)
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it's lost media now
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 19/08/2026
instead you ask "Would my thing I presupposed to be sentient be sentient?" and framing it as if it's a gotcha for people who don't like the very real and very not sentient current LLM tech
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 19/08/2026
so what I'm getting at is that you're not really asking actual question with things to think about, which is "could a sentient machine exist? and if it did, could we diagnose that and separate it from a nonsentient machine?"
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 19/08/2026
like sure *if* 3cpo existed. but 3cpo is a fictional robot that's sentient in the fiction of the universe, and I don't believe such a thing could come to exist. in the same way, I don't think dragons could suddenly become real so I dont think about the ethics of a dragon burning my house down
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 19/08/2026
if it isn't an LLM or something you consider derivative of it, what bearing does the question have on what one should think of LLMs? it's as good as asking "if you're opposed to LLMs, what if the LLM was a horse instead? what then?" it's just fully a non-sequitur
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 19/08/2026
Imagine you're going skydiving with a Christian baby
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Gloomshadows @gloomshadows.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Playing CELESTE on a dance pad ♡
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Erica Windisch @ewindisch.ontological.observer · 16/08/2026
DRM is bad and should be illegal. Companies have told us for decades now that you're "buying" content but actually creating a lease, instead.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/08/2026
That eternal question of "am I sad in an incurable way or is it 2 am and I'm running on little sleep"
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 14/08/2026
chiitan!
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this fucking guy, man. this one fucking guy. i'd give you one guess as to the transness of autumn and her comrades but it wouldn't be a guess so i can't
In another twist, Hill and several other defendants were not sentenced by Pittman, the judge who tried their case. Instead, they were brought before the U.S. Magistrate Judge Reed O’Connor, a George W. Bush appointee who has been so sympathetic to the Trump administration’s agenda that he was chosen by government prosecutors to intercede in a federal case about trans healthcare all the way in Rhode Island.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
still seeing the odd "trump is making the US look foolish!" wrt the iran situation, & i want to point out that that is not the bad thing about the US attacking iran. the bad thing is the violence and destruction, the US losing face is the silver lining
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 08/08/2026
on first read I thought that said "horse update"
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 05/08/2026
cat is land
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
taking the hrt that makes me more nimble and able to jump higher than other characters
a screenshot from the lego indiana jones video game that reads "Ladies are more nimble and can jump higher than other characters."
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BASH BACK @bashback.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Amnesty UK have apologised to JK Rowling for rightfully calling out her anti-rights rhetoric. Shame on them. A human rights organisation should not cave to pressure from billionaires, especially those who wish to make supporting human rights a terrorist offence. xoxo BASH BACK
We are disappointed to see Amnesty withdraw their report on transphobia after legal threats from JK Rowling. This is further proof we cannot rely on 'allies' to fight for US,

Our work has been so effective that Rowling has called for us to be proscribed as a terrorist group, but we're still fighting. We’ll only win trans liberation by fighting for it ourselves. 

Don't wait for 'allies' to step in and save us; take action now!
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
if anyone says I look like theodore the chipmunk of alvin and the chipmunks fame you're fucking omegabanned from my chat forever
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Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 08/07/2026
I am exasperated with people accusing programmers of "gatekeeping" programming. We were practically dragging people through the gate. Do you know why a mindless LLM can tell you so much great programming information? It's because we've been sharing that information for free online for decades.
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NESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Team Cherry's lead programmer came out as trans www.resetera.com/threads/15...
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 20/07/2026
Dems aren't magically pro-progress. If you don't hold Dems accountable and refuse to vote for them when they take anti-progress stances, they'll become just as bad as Republicans
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 20/07/2026
I looked at the image before reading the caption and I kept trying to comprehend PREGY M LEADER and what that could mean before finally backtracking and retrying so you're not alone
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 18/07/2026
well it's not *just* a number (at least not unless you consider every value in your code to be), it has meaning at the type level. casting is your way of telling the compiler that you want it to become just a number and nothing more
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/07/2026
Sorry if this is TMI but this bath caused all my dead skin from my sunburn to peel off and dissolve in the water and it was the closest I’ve ever felt to molting, it felt pretty sick ngl, the trans bath bomb literally renewed my skin
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Hauntit Quine 🇵🇸 she/her @rummlie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just so I'm clear, if you phone up Rowling's helpline, you are at risk of having your phone call tweeted out to her 14 million odd followers for a ridicule party?
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 14/07/2026
I wonder if that's part of the bit with yveltal actually. like were they making the Y legendary and thought "well it *is* the vertical axis, so obviously it's gotta fly"
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 14/07/2026
that's crazy lol. what were y'all doing during middle school pre-algebra lmao
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jolkert @jolkert.dev · 14/07/2026
what like cause the bird goes up lol?
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