John Tolbert @johntolbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They kinda have! motocompacto.honda.commotocompacto.honda.com 020
Reposted by John TolbertJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 190149294031
Reposted by John TolbertAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/09/2026Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me." 276651701356
Reposted by John Tolbertromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189735290
John Tolbert @johntolbert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Where would you expect Sean Mannion to show up on this chart? 010
John Tolbert @johntolbert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026static.klipy.comBen Chang: I Can't Read It!ALT: Ben Chang: I Can't Read It! 020
Reposted by John Tolbertlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked 443579619
Reposted by John TolbertGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024remembering the greatest interview of all time 1382742086
Reposted by John TolbertMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20368812024828
Reposted by John TolbertChris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Ian Wright saying we shouldn’t forget the way the Iranian team and the Somali referee were treated. Correct. 2107522055
Reposted by John TolbertMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The toxic influencer who has made "hyper-masculinity" his brand was arresting wearing Doris Day clam-digger slacks and a kicky purple blouse. 1945227584623
Reposted by John TolbertKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 30/06/2026BREAKING on MS NOW: Mike Johnson's latest effort to force through the SAVE America Act to rig elections just failed. The House failed to clear a procedural vote 198-224 on the NDAA largely because the SAVE Act was attached. 381148943371
Reposted by John TolbertSteven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Is it not clear now that reforming the Supreme Court must be at the top of the agenda along with accountability? 38285911946
Reposted by John TolbertBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Trans rights are human rights always and forever. 104154534144
Reposted by John Tolbertceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights 114114682105
Reposted by John TolbertDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026if you oppose birthright citizenship you are not allowed to enjoy the world cup. those are the rules. badfaithtimes.com/fascists-are...badfaithtimes.comFascists Aren't Allowed To Enjoy The World CupYou don't get to delight in a joyful worldwide sporting event that rejects your shithead politics 25985177
Reposted by John TolbertBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026(hissing in his ear) JD Vance vandalized the reflecting pool, sire! He means to usurp you! 253279374
Reposted by John TolbertCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Kudos to the York Revolution's owners/management for saying and doing all the right things, however. They sound like a standout organization, even if their players are a bunch of dipshits. yorkrevolution.com/york-revolut...yorkrevolution.com York Revolution Club Statement York Revolution Club Statement 518423
Reposted by John Tolbertderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter 1441382357414
Reposted by John TolbertBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK 918181103033
John Tolbert @johntolbert.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Deserved and received the bad vibes loss unfortunately 010
Reposted by John TolbertBaseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Blooper and Spencer Strider show up at the Braves' Pride Night pregame party 2506
Reposted by John TolbertAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/05/2026It’s VERY IMPORTANT that corporate media NOT frame this as a judicial settlement. Trump DROPPED the suit this morning. There is no lawsuit, and therefore, no settlement. you can’t settle a suit that doesn’t exist. This is just pure theft. 17740571791
Reposted by John TolbertCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I honestly cannot wait for the Last Week Tonight segment on AI to hit YouTube. Everyone should watch it. If you're still ok using this shit, or worse, paying to use it, understand exactly what you're doing to other people. Other families. All so you can be lazy or incurious. Selfish as hell. 1949
Reposted by John TolbertBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/04/2026My car has depression (check engine light is on). 822728207
Reposted by John TolbertDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6424061448
Reposted by John TolbertDane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now 216256596908
Reposted by John TolbertRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason 703752924
Reposted by John TolbertKarl Bode @karlbode.com · 31/01/2026new CBS contributor Peter Attia 16466812248
Reposted by John TolbertJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/01/2026americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool 876989896
Reposted by John TolbertDana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 20/01/2026At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social 23900295
Reposted by John TolbertRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America. 8384557810818
John Tolbert @johntolbert.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Can we get a pros/cons list on The Philly Special recap? Genuinely hard to think of pros thus far this season.media.tenor.comtwo men in suits and suspenders are sitting at a table having a conversationAlt: "What would you say you do here?" Gif from Office Space 010
John Tolbert @johntolbert.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Not in the county anymore, but grew up in the area. Woodson High School in Fairfax is pretty odd! 140
Reposted by John TolbertRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/03/2025THIS is how I find out John F. Kennedy died?? 2148933
Reposted by John TolbertThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage 466387659649
Reposted by John TolbertDanny Kelly @dannybkelly.bsky.social · 08/03/2025me reaping: making fun of @dannyheifetz.bsky.social incessantly for rooting for his shitty team to lose games to secure a better draft pick. haha, fuck yeah!!! Yes! me sowing: Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck 1839815
John Tolbert @johntolbert.bsky.social · 20/01/2025media.tenor.coma group of people are playing volleyball and one of them is wearing a red shirtALT: a group of people are playing volleyball and one of them is wearing a red shirt 000
Reposted by John TolbertRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I love the FCS playoffs. Every other NCAA tournament has regionals but the FCS playoffs doesn’t care about your location AND has teams in the middle of nowhere. Congrats on the W Lehigh, you have 4 days to charter the first ever flight from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania to Pullman-Moscow Regional Airport 1424815
