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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
If a whale bit my leg, I would simply pursue him relentlessly until my obsessive hatred became my undoing
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
ALT: Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
kawhi's statement
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's beyond insane that every major paper and news org just let's these pieces of shit lie with every breath they can muster. This is no different than the Comet Pizza basement horseshit only this time it's coming from the Secretary of Education.
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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yes, for example: last year Indiana won the National Championship. I don’t know if you saw that
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
by now you shoulda somehow tried to score goal number two
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup
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JohnsonIU @johnsoniu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Goddamn this is funny
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JohnsonIU @johnsoniu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When they needed him most, there was only one set of footprints That’s when Messi carried them
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JohnsonIU @johnsoniu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
EXPOSE THEM
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JohnsonIU @johnsoniu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That sucks
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
if college football has taught me anything over the last couple years it's that we just gotta find the right judge in sec country and it's temporary injunction time for balogun
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iPacers.com - Derek Kramer @ipacers.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Walker Kessler cost the Lakers two unprotected firsts and two swaps and they have to pay him 4/130. Zubac trade looking pretty nice today.
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JohnsonIU @johnsoniu.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh no Hincapie baby what is you doin
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Mel Stefaniuk @melstefaniuk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/06/2026
me at kickoff of every world cup game: oh this is nice to put on in the background, maybe the team with cool jerseys will win me 90 minutes later, literally every time:
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Michael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
the bucks are probably still wondering if the knicks want giannis
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the Knicks are 86-47 since Tracy Morgan puked on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a 116-95 win over the Miami Heat on March 17th, 2025
Tracy Morgan vomiting on the floor of MSG
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JohnsonIU @johnsoniu.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
OG Anunoby from Indiana University
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ghost of john gode @ghostofjohngode.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
dolan should invite benjamin netanyahu to game 4
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 09/06/2026
I am starting to wonder if shutting down a chunk of midtown and forcing Knicks fans to spend an hour-plus waiting outside so a widely loathed bigot could sit in a weird glass box and stare grimly into middle distance and then fall asleep might have had an effect on the energy in the building
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
this is such a good example of someone asserting that incivility lives in actions that hurt people, not in questioning those actions
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Arsenal FC @arsenalfc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
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JohnsonIU @johnsoniu.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
CHAMPIONS!! #COYG
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James Benge @jamesbenge.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I didn’t put this in my piece and perhaps should have. Five games in 15 days, all of existential importance to Arsenal. Not always pretty (but maybe more often than expected) but four wins and a draw in Madrid is a seriously impressive return.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Deandre Jordan’s video about winning teammate of the year is so good, he has a future in Doing Bits whenever he’s done being a professional teammate
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JohnsonIU @johnsoniu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I miss the Pacers
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JohnsonIU @johnsoniu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Before we were national champions, we beat the brakes off No. 9 Illinois, 63-10. Most fun I’ve ever had at a football game @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 24/04/2026
Indiana beat 9 of the top 15 picks in this draft.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is a 99.99999th% outcome for what this really was. Delightful! www.si.com/nba/pacers/v...
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We Caught Up With the Viral Pacers Couple—Here’s What They’d Like the Internet to Know
Meet Grace and Michael, the couple who became a meme Thursday night for their conversation caught on the Pacers’ broadcast. So, what were they talking about?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
google search results for The Hague. it actually looks very pretty there
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this
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JohnsonIU @johnsoniu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Never forget - Peter got absolutely *dusted* in the race to the tomb
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JohnsonIU @johnsoniu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
NBA sicko hours: this Kings-Pelicans game is riveting
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Rep. Ted Lieu @reptedlieu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Goodbye and good riddance to Pam Bondi. You were exceptionally terrible at your job.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
i've yet to see evidence that this man is anything other than the fucking coolest to ever do it
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L Ramalho 🍉 @ramalho.org · 23/03/2026
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Richard Staff @richstaff.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/03/2026
Trump: "The president of the United States, Gavin Newsum, admitted he has learning disabilities"
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Tremendous commentary here as well. This is what I assume Russian dashcam videos are saying in Russian.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 06/03/2026
In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.
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Dylan Williams @dylanwilliams.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Iranian authorities and Red Crescent Society officials report that more than 100 people, most of them girls, were killed at a primary school during joint U.S. and Israeli attacks on Iran. Let’s be clear: Slaughtering children in a school is an atrocity and a war crime. www.ft.com/content/055d...
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Strike on Iranian primary school kills 108, authorities say
Girls’ education facility hit as US and Israel launch joint military operation
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